Posts tagged "Erin Heatherton"

The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Because we’re serious, comprehensive journalists, here’s the rest of The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featuring everyone who’s not Candice Swanepoel or that chick who won’t shut up about her ex because they already got their own posts. Not that that means the rest of these models should commit suicide, but they probably shouldn’t look…

The Superficial | November 14, 2013 - 11:28 am

Good Morning, Erin Heatherton’s Victoria’s Secret Bikini Shoot, and Other News

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- Jennifer Aniston placed objects near her stomac–PREGNANT!!! [Lainey Gossip]
– There aren’t any breasts here today, because this thing could get you antilaid. [theCHIVE]
- Yoko Ono covers Katy Perry’s ‘Fireworks.’ Just..I don’t even.. [Dlisted]
– There are so many racial and religious stereotypes in this thing, it’s almost exactly…

Photo Boy | December 11, 2012 - 9:00 am

Kanye West Wants World Leaders At His Funeral

Let me just preface this by saying, if you thought you knew how egotistical Kanye West is, you’ve clearly never asked him who he wants to be at his funeral because you’re not running around screaming, “Oh, God, Jesus, his head! His head is pushing us all off the Earth! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!” Via…

The Superficial | December 2, 2011 - 3:07 pm

Victoria’s Secret Angels, Anyone? And Other News

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- George Clooney had other plans for this year’s Sexiest Man Alive. [Huffington Post]
- Rebecca Black is ready for Round 2 of cyber-tween death threats. [Dlisted]
- Blake Lively’s lack of cleavage clearly indicates her hatred of Pedro Almodovar. [Lainey Gossip]
– So she should take some notes from these…

Photo Boy | November 17, 2011 - 11:30 am

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Night and Other News

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- Oprah’s plan to keep her career alive/start up OWN begins with live-chatting on Facebook. Yup, that should do it. [Huffington Post]
– According to The National Enquirer, Will Smith is gay now, so you know it’s true. [Dlisted]
- Elisabetta Canalis on her break-up with George Clooney: “He no like-a…

Photo Boy | September 9, 2011 - 1:33 pm

Erin Heatherton in a Bikini and Other News

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- Bruce Willis never saw G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. That’s how I read this. [Huffington Post]
- Jeremy Irons thinks that groping is a great way to say hello. [Dlisted]
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes blew off Xenu’s party for a Katy Perry concert. They will be haunted…

Photo Boy | August 10, 2011 - 12:35 pm

It’s Victoria’s Secret Angels in Spandex

Alright, who showed them my penis?
After a long day of delicately exploring such controversial topics as race riots, chloroforming your kid to death, Down babies and naming your son after your ex because Orlando Bloom is a wee little vagina-man, I thought it’d be nice to post something we all can agree on. Namely…

The Superficial | July 13, 2011 - 4:00 pm

Victoria’s Secret ‘What is Sexy?’ Event

“Now, I’m the frighteningly skinniest Angel of them all. Mwah!”
And here to make up for three posts on Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen is The Victoria’s Secret “What is Sexy?” event which, looking back on that premise, probably should’ve been in 3D. I suck.
Adding… One of these models made $8 million last year.

The Superficial | May 13, 2011 - 3:19 pm