Fun Fact: This pic is from August. Four months ago August. She’s dead. She died.
In defiance of the laws of physics, Hayden Panettiere gave birth to a baby girl, Kaya Evdokia, last Tuesday, according to PEOPLE, who spoke very little about Hayden’s current state because housewives don’t want to read about a… More »
Here’s the rest of The 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards where my comprehensive reporting will tell you Breaking Bad won fucking everything except for that one award for True Detective and Benedict Cumberbatch winning for Sherlock which slightly makes up for Rust Cohle losing to Walter White. More importantly, Laura Prepon demonstrated the misogynistic side… More »
As small children, most of us dreamed about Ronald McDonald having really huge tits. I’m talking so huge you don’t even know how he’s carrying them around, and maybe Grimace should talk to him about steroids. So now that I’ve explained how Christina Hendricks is so popular, here’s her breasts at the Emmys last night… More »
Here’s a pregnant as fuck Hayden Panettiere at the Emmys last night where it was a goddamn miracle her unborn daughter didn’t burst out of her chest and terrorize Sigourney Weaver. Which isn’t so much a joke about the giant’s fetus inside of her (a justifiable curse for stealing his magic beans) as much it’s… More »
The Creative Arts Emmys were yesterday and honored hard-working, dedicated individuals who diligently work behind-the-scenes to create all the shows we can’t shut up about. Except none of those people have huge, fake breasts, so here’s Jenny McCarthy. Which is a shame because she’s killed people. Kids are dead because of her, and yet her… More »
This has been our complete coverage of The 2014 Emmy Nominations.
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For those of you don’t watch CBS sitcoms because you haven’t given up on life, Kaley Cuoco is probably best known for being the first chick Henry Cavill banged after Man of Steel hit theaters because he saw her on TV once and wondered what her vagina would be like. Which turned out to be… More »
We’ve already spent way too much time on the Emmys, so here are the rest of the red carpet pics featuring such classics as Rapidly De-Aging Skylar White, an act of terrorism, Julianne Hough & The See-Through Butt, My Dick Is Huge I Can Laugh However I Want, Haha! Superman Dumped You, Bring Your Viral… More »
Now that I’m done geeking out about super alien man and the bald scientist he punches, let’s get back to what really matters at the Emmys: Rich lady boobs. So here’s Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks, and oddly enough Sarah Silverman who I sometimes forget is a woman that needs to be reduced to nothing more… More »
With the rumors of Bryan Cranston playing Lex Luthor in Batman Vs. Superman being shot down by reports that his first post-Breaking Bad role will be Trumbo, fanboys hoping for a Walter White Lex are obviously disappointed. So allow me to suggest an even better alternative: Damian Lewis, baby. BOOM. Don’t get me wrong, I… More »
After io9 wouldn’t shut up about it, I finally gave Orphan Black a whirl a few weeks back. It takes a few episodes to find its pacing, but after that you’re completely sucked in and here’s where Tatiana Maslany comes in. At one point, and this happened to me around the 8th or 9th episode,… More »
HER: I LOVE MY LIFE!!!!
Alright, let’s see, we posted Christina Hendricks’ breasts on the red carpet… Kat Dennings’s breasts on the red carpet and.. awesome, our work is done. Here’s the rest of the Emmys if anyone even gives a shit, but just in case, we tossed in Sofia… More »
Christina Hendricks and Kat Dennings were at the Emmys last night where, granted, they didn’t win any awards honoring their hard work and dedication to their craft, but this morning a bunch of dudes on the Internet went, “Damn, those tits are huge,” so I call that a win for modern feminism. Girl power!
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I sat this one on the back burner yesterday to focus on Arnold’s new book, but the latest issue of GOOP graced the Internet as it does every Thursday, and as a special treat to all you everyday moms out there, Gwyneth Paltrow shares her Emmys preparation process which literally starts in Paris and ends… More »
Let’s be honest and admit to ourselves that this year’s Emmys coverage peaked with Peter Dinklage struttin’, so let’s bring this puppy in for a landing and always keep those tiny little struttin’ photos in our hearts. On that note, here’s the rest of last night’s red carpet photos featuring a whole bunch of people… More »
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- Eliza Doolittle should have had Olivia Munn’s seat instead. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Michelle Williams dreams of quitting acting while promoting her latest acting projects. [Huffington Post]
- Heidi Klum… More »
“Here’s my pitch boiled down to its purest essence: You hand me all the money in your wallet.”
A more remorseful and somber (Read: Broke and therefore deficient in porn stars/hookers.) Charlie Sheen has been kissing Two and a Half Men’s ass over the past week even going so far as to say… More »