Posts tagged "Emmanuelle Chriqui"

Jesus Christ, Emmanuelle Chriqui In A Bikini

Recently, Photo Boy and I were made to feel like troglodyte assholes because we post bikini photos like these ridiculous ones of Emmanuelle Chriqui that will generate ungodly amounts of pageviews so I can never shut up about Ben Qffleck or George Zimmerman or comic books without getting fired. Except let’s be honest, no one…

By: The Superficial / August 30, 2013

The 2011 ESPY Awards

The 2011 ESPY Awards were last night, and some of you maybe asking yourselves, “Why is this entire gallery full of women, and not a single one an athlete?” Fortunately, I anticipated your response because I’m a powerful Jedi, and it comes down to a complex algorithm meticulously designed to preserve the structural integrity of…

By: The Superficial / July 14, 2011

Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Look Like JWoww. What in the Hell?

So yesterday I posted some Emmanuelle Chriqui pics and a few people kept commenting that she looks like JWoww which I considered blasphemy and planned to prove every one of you bastards wrong. Turns out you were right.

I don’t even know what to say here, but if Japan wasn’t enough proof that…

By: The Superficial / March 15, 2011

Emmanuelle Chriqui is Still Hot and
Other News

- Kid Rock is apparently a champion for the black man. [Popeater]

- Pete Wentz got a haircut so his best friend will stop nailing his wife. That should work. [Dlisted]

- Jake Gyllenhaal can’t pee with an audience. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Middleton is in a bikini. Five…

By: Photo Boy / March 14, 2011

Emmanuelle Chriqui is nude-ish and other news

- Ryan Phillippe is tired of being blamed for cheating on Reese Witherspoon. [PopEater]

- Britney Spears for Candies: Before and After Candies. [Celebslam]

- Diane Kruger is Pacey’s well-earned reward for Fringe. That’s how I look at it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jake Gyllenhaal talks Heath Ledger and no longer banging…

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2010

David Duchovny shirtless and other news

- Mel Gibson directed his pregnant girlfriend’s new video. Surprisingly, it doesn’t involve torture and/or Jew hating. I’m shocked. [PopEater]

- Hugh Jackman gets it. ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds do not get it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Emmanuelle Chriqui’s breasts turns women into lesbians. [Celebslam]

- Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan got…

By: The Superficial / July 13, 2009