Posts tagged "Emmanuelle Chriqui"

Entourage Bombed

Entourage had a bad opening weekend. What are the boys going to now? Can Turtle come up with a plan to turn everything around, or will Vince finally walk away from Hollywood for good? None of these questions and more inside.

The Superficial | June 8, 2015 - 10:41 am

Jesus Christ, Emmanuelle Chriqui In A Bikini

Recently, Photo Boy and I were made to feel like troglodyte assholes because we post bikini photos like these ridiculous ones of Emmanuelle Chriqui that will generate ungodly amounts of pageviews so I can never shut up about Ben Qffleck or George Zimmerman or comic books without getting fired. Except let’s be honest, no one…

The Superficial | August 30, 2013 - 9:57 am

The 2011 ESPY Awards

The 2011 ESPY Awards were last night, and some of you maybe asking yourselves, “Why is this entire gallery full of women, and not a single one an athlete?” Fortunately, I anticipated your response because I’m a powerful Jedi, and it comes down to a complex algorithm meticulously designed to preserve the structural integrity of…

The Superficial | July 14, 2011 - 3:30 pm

Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Look Like JWoww. What in the Hell?

So yesterday I posted some Emmanuelle Chriqui pics and a few people kept commenting that she looks like JWoww which I considered blasphemy and planned to prove every one of you bastards wrong. Turns out you were right.
I don’t even know what to say here, but if Japan wasn’t enough proof that God has…

The Superficial | March 15, 2011 - 4:16 pm

Emmanuelle Chriqui is Still Hot and
Other News

- Kid Rock is apparently a champion for the black man. [Popeater]
- Pete Wentz got a haircut so his best friend will stop nailing his wife. That should work. [Dlisted]
- Jake Gyllenhaal can’t pee with an audience. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Middleton is in a bikini. Five years ago. [TooFab]
– Unfortunately, so…

Photo Boy | March 14, 2011 - 3:00 pm

Emmanuelle Chriqui is nude-ish and other news

- Ryan Phillippe is tired of being blamed for cheating on Reese Witherspoon. [PopEater]
- Britney Spears for Candies: Before and After Candies. [Celebslam]
- Diane Kruger is Pacey’s well-earned reward for Fringe. That’s how I look at it. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jake Gyllenhaal talks Heath Ledger and no longer banging Reese Witherspoon. [Dlisted]

The Superficial | April 13, 2010 - 3:08 pm

David Duchovny shirtless and other news

- Mel Gibson directed his pregnant girlfriend’s new video. Surprisingly, it doesn’t involve torture and/or Jew hating. I’m shocked. [PopEater]
- Hugh Jackman gets it. ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds do not get it. [Lainey Gossip]
- Emmanuelle Chriqui’s breasts turns women into lesbians. [Celebslam]
- Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan got married, and I debated…

The Superficial | July 13, 2009 - 1:55 pm