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Entourage Bombed

Entourage had a bad opening weekend. What are the boys going to now? Can Turtle come up with a plan to turn everything around, or will Vince finally walk away from Hollywood for good? None of these questions and more inside. … More »

Jesus Christ, Emmanuelle Chriqui In A Bikini

Recently, Photo Boy and I were made to feel like troglodyte assholes because we post bikini photos like these ridiculous ones of Emmanuelle Chriqui that will generate ungodly amounts of pageviews so I can never shut up about Ben Qffleck or George Zimmerman or comic books without getting fired. Except let’s be honest, no one… More »

The 2011 ESPY Awards

The 2011 ESPY Awards were last night, and some of you maybe asking yourselves, “Why is this entire gallery full of women, and not a single one an athlete?” Fortunately, I anticipated your response because I’m a powerful Jedi, and it comes down to a complex algorithm meticulously designed to preserve the structural integrity of… More »

Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Look Like JWoww. What in the Hell?

So yesterday I posted some Emmanuelle Chriqui pics and a few people kept commenting that she looks like JWoww which I considered blasphemy and planned to prove every one of you bastards wrong. Turns out you were right.

I don’t even know what to say here, but if Japan wasn’t enough proof that… More »

Emmanuelle Chriqui is Still Hot and
Other News

- Kid Rock is apparently a champion for the black man. [Popeater]

- Pete Wentz got a haircut so his best friend will stop nailing his wife. That should work. [Dlisted]

- Jake Gyllenhaal can’t pee with an audience. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Middleton is in a bikini. Five… More »

Emmanuelle Chriqui is nude-ish and other news

- Ryan Phillippe is tired of being blamed for cheating on Reese Witherspoon. [PopEater]

- Britney Spears for Candies: Before and After Candies. [Celebslam]

- Diane Kruger is Pacey’s well-earned reward for Fringe. That’s how I look at it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jake Gyllenhaal talks Heath Ledger and no longer banging… More »

David Duchovny shirtless and other news

- Mel Gibson directed his pregnant girlfriend’s new video. Surprisingly, it doesn’t involve torture and/or Jew hating. I’m shocked. [PopEater]

- Hugh Jackman gets it. ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds do not get it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Emmanuelle Chriqui’s breasts turns women into lesbians. [Celebslam]

- Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan got… More »