Posts tagged "Emma Stone"

The 87th Annual Academy Awards

Full Disclosure: Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston are making this gallery look way more exciting than it really is. I genuinely feel bad tricking you with it.
By: The Superficial / February 23, 2015

The 2014 MET Gala: Sexy People In Fancy Clothes That Cost More Than Your House

So I can move on with my life and find out if other people are showing their boobs at other places, here's the rest of The 2014 MET Gala featuring the return of Blake Lively's breasts (I left you for Hilary Duff. Don't make this weird.), Emma…
By: The Superficial / May 6, 2014

Emma Stone Was A Vampire This Whole Time And Other News

- Robert Downey Jr. is the goddamn man. [Lainey Gossip] - Beyonce crashed Solange's Coachella performance. [Dlisted] - Tan Line Season Has Finally Arrived [theCHIVE] - Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin make no fucking sense. [Fishwrapper] - Science is growing vaginas in labs now! IN YOUR FACE,…
By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Why Would Andrew Garfield Be A Dick To Batkid, You Idiots?

If you've been bouncing around the Internet this morning, the top completely bullshit story seems to be Andrew Garfield ruining Batkid's chance at being an Oscars presenter which he of course didn't. It all started when Page Six decide to run a rampantly spreading report that Andrew…
By: The Superficial / March 6, 2014

It’s The Emma Stone Nude Selfie That Isn’t Emma Stone, According To Emma Stone

As some of you noticed, I was out yesterday, leaving Photo Boy unsure of the legal ramifications of posting the "Emma Stone nude selfie" floating around. So here that is along with a handy guide for all you amateur bloggers out there: 1. Convince yourself you're posting the picture under the guise of…
By: The Superficial / February 21, 2014

Jim Carrey Is Shia LaBeouf’s Kryptonite

So I thought was done with the Golden Globes, but that was before I found out Shia LaBeouf got his butterfly penis in a bunch after Jim Carrey made a joke about him while presenting the award for Best Motion Picture. Via The Daily Mail: "'Dying i…
By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2′ Has A Trailer

Here's the official trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 which shows right away that the filmmakers tackled the two villain problem from Spider-Man 3 by going, "What if we have a million villains?" To which a studio exec replied, "I like it, I like it. But hear me out, what if..
By: The Superficial / December 5, 2013

Shailene Woodley Isn’t Mary Jane Watson Anymore

"Ohmygod that helmet looks retarded. You’re fired." Sony made a big deal out of casting Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and even filmed scenes with her in New York. But then the Internet was all like, "Wait, I'm supposed to want to pee in that…
By: The Superficial / June 20, 2013

I Know You’re Doing Sexy Stuff Behind Behind That Sheet, Emma Stone

Here's Emma Stone (Wearing girl underwear!!) filming The Amazing Spider-Man 2 in New York yesterday with Shailene Woodley where their characters are definitely having awesome lesbian porch sex behind that sheet, or they're filming the pivotal scene where Gwen Stacy explains to Mary Jane how to bang Spider-Man after she's dead.
By: The Superficial / March 12, 2013

Jamie Foxx Is Going To Be Electro in ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Sequel

"That's right, Spider-Man, you ain't the only one with two bitches. Wazzup?" When news broke that Shailene Woodley was cast as Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man sequel, it was rumored at the time that Electro would be the main villain which is apparently the case because it's going to be…
By: The Superficial / November 2, 2012

Mary Jane Will Be In ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2,’ Is Probably That Chick From That Show

Casting has already started for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 which was immediately greenlit thanks to the first one still making a ton of money despite being an unnecessary sequel that you can literally feel the studio going, "Okay, now make him swing on a bunch of cranes. People love cranes." That said, one of…
By: The Superficial / October 11, 2012

You Had Me At Tobey Maguire’s Not In It:
A Review Of ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’

In 2002, I was at the height of my Spider-Man obsession thanks in no small part to Brian Michael Bendis' Ultimate Spider-Man. So I couldn't have been more hyped to finally see a Spider-Man movie. In fact, the day it came out, I was still at college and made a two and a half hour…
By: The Superficial / July 4, 2012

Emma Stone’s In A Bikini

I debated whether or not to buy these Emma Stone pics because while this would be her first bikini debut, they're also kind of boring. But then I remembered all that statistical data I have proving you people can't get enough of chicks like Emma Watson with the bodies of 10-year-old boys and…
By: The Superficial / February 8, 2012

Official ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer Officially Missing All That Gay Sex

"We're you lookin' at my bum? Cheeky monkey..." Sony just released the "official" trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man (after the jump) starring Andrew Garfield which they're touting as the untold story of Spider-man even though it's basically the same exact story about a kid getting bit by a radioactive spider only this time…
By: The Superficial / February 7, 2012

Jim Carrey Was Just Joking in a Completely Serious, Wants To Sniff Emma Stone’s Hair While She’s Sleeping Way

Yesterday the entire Internet was reminded that Jim Carrey has completely fallen off the deep end when he posted a video love letter to Emma Stone on his new website that will eventually be Exhibit A when Emma's weighted-down body's found in a…
By: The Superficial / August 26, 2011

Jim Carrey Apparently Wants To Bang Emma Stone

Jim Carrey and Emma Stone have never worked together, nor do they have any upcoming projects together which makes the fact he just posted a YouTube video of himself professing his love for her all that more random and depressing: I just wanted to let you know that I…
By: The Superficial / August 25, 2011

Mila Kunis Was Almost Jessica Biel

We already know that Mila Kunis cost Jessica Biel a boyfriend by filming Friends With Benefits with Justin Timberlake who fucks everything he co-stars with that isn't nailed down, and even then. But apparently Mila also cost Jessica acting work because the writers decided to reveal…
By: The Superficial / July 19, 2011

First Look at Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man

And they made him homeless. Or a hipster. I honestly can't tell anymore. At this point, I'd like to apologize to anyone who actually thought they were going to see Andrew Garfield in full Spidey gear, not him standing around as boring-ass Peter Parker. I feel like I just gave every nerd on the…
By: The Superficial / January 5, 2011

WTF Did You Do to Emma Stone?

Let me start out first by saying I have absolutely nothing against blondes, or more particularly, Emma Stone who's simply following orders for her role as Gwen Stacy in the Spider-man reboot. That said, what in the hellfuck?! They destroyed* a perfectly hot ginger, albeit not a natural…
By: The Superficial / December 6, 2010