Posts tagged "Emily Ratajkowski"

An Excuse To Post Emily Ratajkowski Naked? On It

Robin Thicke lost a lawsuit or something. It's not important.
By: The Superficial / March 11, 2015

Good Morning, Emily Ratajkowski In Lingerie, And Other News

Ryan Gosling makes ovaries explode, Kid Rock is a great dad, Taylor Swift wants to taste the mucus plug, and Alec Baldwin rapping. Your morning links.
By: The Superficial / March 3, 2015

It’s The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebration

Genevieve Morton's giant breasts and some other people at last night's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebration.
By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015

Emily Ratajkowski’s Breasts Made A Lingerie Video

Emily Ratajkowski's giant breasts are in lingerie, and you're already clicking. You're in the post.
By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015

Emily Ratajkowski Made One of Those Sexy Dancing Videos, Too

Here's Emily Ratajkowski's video for LOVE Magazine's Advent 2014 which involves her dancing braless in a loose tanktop while tugging on her panties, so there's literally no reason for you to have read any of this. In fact, the only person who should be reading this is an automated…
By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski In Lingerie Is A Good Place To Start And Other News

- Cara Delevingne got drunk at Kate Hudson's house for Thanksgiving. Also, dancing. [Lainey Gossip] - Nick Cannon may have banged several Kardashians. [Fishwrapper] - Snooki got married this weekend. Remember Snooki? Me neither. [Dlisted] - This may be one of the best asses I've seen in a while.
By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski’s Breasts Deserve A Post

I almost just tossed these pics of Emily Ratajkowski's breasts at the Hollywood Film Awards into the drunk Johnny Depp post and said something like, "Haha, wouldn't it have been better posted if I talked about these, you guys?" But then I realized her breasts are people, too, and…
By: The Superficial / November 17, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski Will Sell You ‘Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’ Now

While today will determine the political future of our country until the presidential campaign season starts tomorrow, none of that involves tits and guns in exosuits, so America has but zero fucks to give as it prepares to celebrate today's true holiday. So here's Emily Ratajkowski in the new…
By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014

Ben Affleck’s Penis Is In A Movie

Ben Affleck can't do a single interview without being asked about Batman, but somehow he managed to crack the Internet's secret code and started talking about his dick which is like dangling a set of keys in front of us. I don't even know where I am anymore that's how distracted…
By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski & Reese Witherspoon In Red

You're probably thinking it's a dick move to put Reese Witherspoon in a gallery with Emily Ratajkowski, and that I'm only doing it to make another joke about her being pregnant. And you're right, but before I make the voices stop, I'd like to take a second to compliment…
By: The Superficial / September 29, 2014

There Is.. Another.. Fappening

NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free. The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it's Monday morning and there's nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge…
By: The Superficial / September 21, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski Topless In GQ Doesn’t Require Thinking

My last post involved such liberal faggot shit as thinking and consideration for non-straight, white male members of society, so here's Emily Ratajkowski posing for the July issue of GQ where you don't have to do anything but get lost in her topless breasts. Or you ca…
By: The Superficial / June 24, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski Wants You To Pay Attention To Her Butt, Too

In keeping with today's theme because theme's are important, here's Emily Ratajkowski who's typically known for her awesome (naked) breasts posting a picture of her butt to Instagram. And here's the uncensored version Blurred Lines video because blatant excuses for sexy old shit…
By: The Superficial / May 5, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski Posed Topless For Terry Richardson

Posted without commentary because what the hell are you even doing down here? Go, GO! Photos: Terry's Diary…
By: The Superficial / January 6, 2014

Ben Affleck’s Getting A Divorce

Posted by Photo Boy So not only is Ben Affleck goddamn Batman now, he's also just been cast opposite Emily Ratajkowski in the adaptation of Gillian Flynn's novel 'Gone Girl.' E! News reports: Ratajkowski will play Andie, a beautiful college student who Nick Dunne (Ben Affleck) has an affair with…
By: Photo Boy / September 17, 2013

Emily Ratajkowski Will Wake You Right The Hell Up And Other News

- Charlie Hunnam will be photographed every second of every day now. [Lainey Gossip] - Brad Pitt doesn't have luscious Jennifer Aniston hair anymore. [Dlisted] - Redheads, Redheads, My Kingdom For Redheads [theCHIVE] - Disney's finally realizing nobody wants a fifth Pirates of The Caribbean. [Fishwrapper] -…
By: The Superficial / September 12, 2013

Miley Cyrus Thought She Could Replace Emily Ratajkowski, This Isn’t Funny Anymore

A few months back, Robin Thicke released his video for "Blurred Lines" which featured Emily Ratajkowski bouncing around naked because she is a gift and an angel from God. I'd even go so far to say it's the music video equivalent of Peter Dinklage hula hooping and should be spoken of i…
By: The Superficial / August 26, 2013

Justin Timberlake’s Video Has Naked Ladies, Too, You Guys. He’s Still Cool!

Earlier in the year, Robin Thicke released a video for "Blurred Lines" that got a bunch of buzz after it was pulled from YouTube because it's 90% Emily Ratajkowski dancing around naked and therefore awesome. So naturally Justin Timberlake tried to do the same thing for his new single "Tunnel Vision"…
By: The Superficial / July 8, 2013

Hayden Panettiere Is All The Excuse I Need To Post The Unrated ‘Blurred Lines’ Video

Hayden Panettiere appeared on The Graham Norton Show Friday night along with Robin Thicke and Pharrell who, according to her Twitter, talked her onstage to dance during their performance of "Blurred Lines." In fairness, that's the only way she'll tell you how to find her treasure. More importantly, this gave…
By: The Superficial / June 10, 2013