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This Is Some Hunger Games Type Shit: The 2016 MET Gala

Here’s the rest of The 2016 MET Gala. I have no fucking clue.

Mike Redmond | May 3, 2016 - 11:30 am

Let’s Take An Emily Ratajkowski Break

Emily Ratajkowski’s breasts are here to convert you to socialism.

Mike Redmond | February 11, 2016 - 11:41 am

Emily Ratajkowski Entirely Makes Up For Kris Jenner

Emily Ratajkowski is today’s LOVE Advent video. It’s a Christmas miracle!

Mike Redmond | December 8, 2015 - 2:00 pm

Emily Ratajkowski’s Breasts Are An Oasis In A Desert Of Awful

Let Emily Ratajkowski’s breasts wash away all this ugliness, if only for a moment.

Carmen Ribecca | August 21, 2015 - 12:45 pm

Rich F*cking Assholes Acting Like Hippies (Coachella)

It’s that time of the year again when celebrities spend thousands of dollars to hang out with other celebrities and pretend they’re all dirty hippies.

Mike Redmond | April 13, 2015 - 1:51 pm

Emily Ratajkowski’s Breasts Were At The MTV Movie Awards

Emily Ratajkowski is the only thing you need to know about The MTV Movie Awards, an event I’m almost positive I just made up.

Mike Redmond | April 13, 2015 - 11:25 am

An Excuse To Post Emily Ratajkowski Naked? On It

Robin Thicke lost a lawsuit or something. It’s not important.

Mike Redmond | March 11, 2015 - 1:31 pm

Good Morning, Emily Ratajkowski In Lingerie, And Other News

Ryan Gosling makes ovaries explode, Kid Rock is a great dad, Taylor Swift wants to taste the mucus plug, and Alec Baldwin rapping. Your morning links.

Mike Redmond | March 3, 2015 - 9:51 am

It’s The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebration

Genevieve Morton’s giant breasts and some other people at last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebration.

Mike Redmond | February 11, 2015 - 12:29 pm

Emily Ratajkowski’s Breasts Made A Lingerie Video

Emily Ratajkowski’s giant breasts are in lingerie, and you’re already clicking. You’re in the post.

Mike Redmond | February 4, 2015 - 11:48 am

Emily Ratajkowski Made One of Those Sexy Dancing Videos, Too

Here’s Emily Ratajkowski’s video for LOVE Magazine’s Advent 2014 which involves her dancing braless in a loose tanktop while tugging on her panties, so there’s literally no reason for you to have read any of this. In fact, the only person who should be reading this is an automated alien archivist from the future as…

Mike Redmond | December 17, 2014 - 11:06 am

Emily Ratajkowski In Lingerie Is A Good Place To Start And Other News

- Cara Delevingne got drunk at Kate Hudson’s house for Thanksgiving. Also, dancing. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nick Cannon may have banged several Kardashians. [Fishwrapper]

- Snooki got married this weekend. Remember Snooki? Me neither. [Dlisted]

– This may be one of the best asses I’ve seen in a while.

Mike Redmond | December 1, 2014 - 8:00 am

Emily Ratajkowski’s Breasts Deserve A Post

I almost just tossed these pics of Emily Ratajkowski’s breasts at the Hollywood Film Awards into the drunk Johnny Depp post and said something like, “Haha, wouldn’t it have been better posted if I talked about these, you guys?” But then I realized her breasts are people, too, and deserve their own post. So as…

Mike Redmond | November 17, 2014 - 11:42 am

Emily Ratajkowski Will Sell You ‘Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’ Now

While today will determine the political future of our country until the presidential campaign season starts tomorrow, none of that involves tits and guns in exosuits, so America has but zero fucks to give as it prepares to celebrate today’s true holiday. So here’s Emily Ratajkowski in the new Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare trailer…

Mike Redmond | November 4, 2014 - 11:26 am

Ben Affleck’s Penis Is In A Movie

Ben Affleck can’t do a single interview without being asked about Batman, but somehow he managed to crack the Internet’s secret code and started talking about his dick which is like dangling a set of keys in front of us. I don’t even know where I am anymore that’s how distracted how I am. Whose…

Mike Redmond | October 1, 2014 - 10:23 am

Emily Ratajkowski & Reese Witherspoon In Red

You’re probably thinking it’s a dick move to put Reese Witherspoon in a gallery with Emily Ratajkowski, and that I’m only doing it to make another joke about her being pregnant. And you’re right, but before I make the voices stop, I’d like to take a second to compliment Reese for holding her own even…

Mike Redmond | September 29, 2014 - 1:00 pm

There Is.. Another.. Fappening

NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free.

The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it’s Monday morning and there’s nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge me. Now that that…

Mike Redmond | September 21, 2014 - 7:25 pm

Emily Ratajkowski Topless In GQ Doesn’t Require Thinking

My last post involved such liberal faggot shit as thinking and consideration for non-straight, white male members of society, so here’s Emily Ratajkowski posing for the July issue of GQ where you don’t have to do anything but get lost in her topless breasts. Or you can read about how she wants you to bang…

Mike Redmond | June 24, 2014 - 12:30 pm

Emily Ratajkowski Wants You To Pay Attention To Her Butt, Too

In keeping with today’s theme because theme’s are important, here’s Emily Ratajkowski who’s typically known for her awesome (naked) breasts posting a picture of her butt to Instagram. And here’s the uncensored version Blurred Lines video because blatant excuses for sexy old shit is also today’s theme. Just pretend I have OCD and stare at…

Mike Redmond | May 5, 2014 - 3:12 pm
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