Emile Hirsch Charged With Felony Assault, Checks Into Rehab
Emile Hirsch has been charged with felony assault after allegedly attacking a woman at Sundance, and choking her, while drunk off his ass. Fortunately, he's a rich, white celebrity, so all he has to do is check into rehab (done) and it's like the whole thing never even happened!
Lindsay Lohan Got Hammered Last Night
"Did you.. did you see all those bottles? Iwanttomarrymymouth." Immediately after her house arrest ended yesterday Lindsay Lohan told her friends she's afraid to go out and just wants to focus on her community service then stay at home reading a book with her sister. So, of course, here she is absolutely hammered-ball…