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Elton John’s Dolce & Gabbana Boycot Seems To Be Over

Elton John’s boycott of Dolce & Gabbana lasted one day. Which is longer than their Spring/Summer ’09 yak fur jorts were in. SNAP! BEEF’S STILL ON, SON!! More »

Excuse Me, Bill Clinton? I Think We Have Just What You’re Looking For

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Here’s Bill Clinton simultaneously raising money for an AIDS charity while admiring the swollen bosom of mom-to-be Fergie. I know the former president is now a globe-trotting philanthropist, who’s schedule doesn’t leave much time to be scouring the entire Internet for the huge, milk-enhanced breasts of celebrity mothers. And… More »

Hey Katy Perry, Elton John Says ‘Hello’

(This will explain everything/make it all better.)

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash NewsMore »

Elton John Calls Madonna A ‘Fairground Stripper’

Notice how I used a pic of Elton standing next to the American flag for this momentous occasion? Suck it, England.

In a new interview with Australia’s Channel 7, Elton John calls Madonna’s current tour a “disaster” that “couldn’t happen to a bigger cunt” which really isn’t a polite thing to say to… More »

Who Wants To See Neil Patrick Harris Sunbathing? You Know You Want To

“Doogie, dear, why are they taking our picture now? The sparkle luau isn’t until 11:30.”
“Let them. My cock bulge looks perfect in this light. Absolutely perfect…”

I like to think of this site as a friend to the gay community because religion is an asshole and anyone who doesn’t understand homosexuality… More »

Elton John and David Furnish Had a Baby

Apparently by appeasing the Leprechaun Guild. So that’s how they do it…

Elton John and his husband David Furnish have acquired a baby. The child was born on Christmas Day – That should go over well. – to a surrogate mother, according to Us Magazine:

“We are overwhelmed with happiness and… More »

Elton John to Lindsay Lohan: ‘Ditch the Family’

While speaking to reporters at an AIDS benefit in Manhattan, Elton John offered some advice to Lindsay Lohan. Namely ditching her family of “enablers” and going to a rehab “boot camp” that doesn’t have “televisions and a swimming pool.” Unfortunately, the only thing Lindsay will hear is: “I’m Elton John and I know who Lindsay… More »

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