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Elton John’s Dolce & Gabbana Boycot Seems To Be Over

Elton John’s boycott of Dolce & Gabbana lasted one day. Which is longer than their Spring/Summer ’09 yak fur jorts were in. SNAP! BEEF’S STILL ON, SON!! More »

Excuse Me, Bill Clinton? I Think We Have Just What You’re Looking For

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Here’s Bill Clinton simultaneously raising money for an AIDS charity while admiring the swollen bosom of mom-to-be Fergie. I know the former president is now a globe-trotting philanthropist, who’s schedule doesn’t leave much time to be scouring the entire Internet for the huge, milk-enhanced breasts of celebrity mothers. And… More »

Hey Katy Perry, Elton John Says ‘Hello’

(This will explain everything/make it all better.)

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash NewsMore »

Elton John Calls Madonna A ‘Fairground Stripper’

Notice how I used a pic of Elton standing next to the American flag for this momentous occasion? Suck it, England.

In a new interview with Australia’s Channel 7, Elton John calls Madonna’s current tour a “disaster” that “couldn’t happen to a bigger cunt” which really isn’t a polite thing to say to… More »

Who Wants To See Neil Patrick Harris Sunbathing? You Know You Want To

“Doogie, dear, why are they taking our picture now? The sparkle luau isn’t until 11:30.”
“Let them. My cock bulge looks perfect in this light. Absolutely perfect…”

I like to think of this site as a friend to the gay community because religion is an asshole and anyone who doesn’t understand homosexuality… More »

Elton John and David Furnish Had a Baby

Apparently by appeasing the Leprechaun Guild. So that’s how they do it…

Elton John and his husband David Furnish have acquired a baby. The child was born on Christmas Day – That should go over well. – to a surrogate mother, according to Us Magazine:

“We are overwhelmed with happiness and… More »

Elton John to Lindsay Lohan: ‘Ditch the Family’

While speaking to reporters at an AIDS benefit in Manhattan, Elton John offered some advice to Lindsay Lohan. Namely ditching her family of “enablers” and going to a rehab “boot camp” that doesn’t have “televisions and a swimming pool.” Unfortunately, the only thing Lindsay will hear is: “I’m Elton John and I know who Lindsay… More »

Elton John: ‘Jesus was gay’

This should go over well. Via Parade:

“I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don’t know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the… More »

Lily Allen’s coke-snorting skills challenged by Elton John

Lily Allen and Elton John presented the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London. Things got out of hand when Lily kept downing champagne like it was the antidote which pissed off Elton John and ended in the two exchanging words on-stage over who could snort the most coke. The Daily MailMore »