Posts tagged "Elsa Pataky"

Charlize Theron Somehow Convinced Sean Penn To Get Rid of His Guns, It’s A Mystery

Sean Penn used to bang Scarlett Johansson, yet at no point during their relationship did she convince him to get rid of his guns which is what happens when you get pregnant and abort a man's baby. (Weird angles made me say that. They have my family!) Charlize Theron, on the other hand, knocked that…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

Holy Hell, Elsa Pataky, And Other News

- Just how fucked is Kristen Stewart's career right now? [Lainey Gossip] - Macaulay Culkin and Pete Doherty are roommates now. Yessss... [Dlisted] - Redhead selfies truly are an act of random kindness. [theCHIVE] - Britney Spears' Shape cover may have been Photoshopped. Just a tad. [tooFab] - Tom Brady sees dead people. [BuzzFeed] -

By: The Superficial / May 9, 2013

Tom Cruise Got Spanked By A Dude At Matt Damon’s Tranny Birthday Party

"YESSSSSSSSSSSS." Everything I just said in the headline but with more words and celebrity cameos. Via Page Six: Cruise was spotted at Simon Hammerstein’s London club The Box to toast Damon’s 42nd birthday, along with “The Avengers” hunk Chris Hemsworth, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton and party organizer John Krasinski. “Tom arrived solo,” said a spy,…

By: The Superficial / October 9, 2012

It’s Thor Holding His Baby

"Stars of Asgard, this precious child is like a delicately wrapped sandwich filled with various meats and cheeses and perhaps even adorned with peppercorn.. Wench, I grow hungry!" By voluminous request, here's The Avengers/Thor star Chris Hemsworth holding his newborn daughter India Rose in London yesterday because if you didn't know already, handsome dudes holding…

By: The Superficial / May 17, 2012

Thor Has Swim Parties With Matt Damon. Why Not?

After proclaiming he'd sired a child deeply into Elsa Pataky's womb, here's The Mighty Thor teaching the dainty Hollywood actor Matt Damon how we grow men in Asgard: "With water slides! Water slides as far as Odinson's belly can shimmy him away. Ride with me, Jason of Bourne!" Photos: Fame/Flynet

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2012

Elsa Pataky and the Panty Flash Parade

Because perverting is our national pastime, here are model/actress Elsa Pataky (Snakes on a Plane), Perrey Reeves (Entourage) and the new Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky flashing their panties at some point yesterday. None of these women really warranted their own post, so I combined them to together to form my own version of Voltron that Spencer

By: The Superficial / June 23, 2010