Posts tagged "Ellen Page"

Ellen Page Really Knows How To Make Bryan Singer Sound Innocent

In a new profile for The Hollywood Reporter, Ellen Page opens up about her decision to come out of the closet and reinventing her acting career after spending the past few years battling depression. She also inexplicably – and candidly – answers a question about the Bryan Singer rape accusations instead of letting a publicist…

By: The Superficial / May 12, 2014

Ellen Page Wants Better Lady Porn By Ladies Who Understand Ladies

Where does she find the time for activism with the 27 kids Alexander Skarsgard’s watching fall out of her?

Ellen Page has been a fierce advocate for raising awareness of causes I can’t remember in the past, so it only makes sense that she’s turned her attention to a subject that affects the…

By: The Superficial / June 28, 2013

Alexander Skarsgård Will Bang Sundance Now

Fun Fact: Alexander Skarsgård isn’t even in this movie. He’s that good.

 

Legend has it Alexander Skarsgård’s penis sings this exact song to you after it bangs you. Which is a joke, of course, because scientists don’t even have a form of measurement that accurately reflect…

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2013

Well, Ellen Page WAS A Lesbian

If there’s one thing lesbians hate more than anything, it’s dudes who walk around going, “You just need to find the right man to give you the good stuff.” Which is why Ellen Page (Who it’s an open secret is a lesbian, but if you didn’t know that, don’t beat yourself up because it’s a…

By: The Superficial / June 7, 2012

Drew Barrymore & Ellen Page are kissing

Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page lock lips and pretend to have some sort of pseudo-lesbian relationship in the October issue of Marie Claire. Except what’s teased as a “curiously intimate chitchat” with the two only includes talk of backpacking through Romania and absolutely no mention of me wearing a bear costume and holding the…

By: The Superficial / September 10, 2009