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Justin Bieber is sorry, y’all. He’s gonna be super-sensitive from here on out, boo. Totes for realsies. More »


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“Are you my mommy?”
“Shut up and smile, twinky. I eat twat-farts like you for breakfast.”

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Most of the time when… More »


After every awful post about child predators, or in this case the authors who defend them, I like to try and bring eveybody back to a happy place. So here’s… More »


Shia LaBeouf Just Had An Existential Crisis, You Guys, He’s All Better

For roughly two years now, counting the Marilyn Manson and butterflies on his penis days, Shia LaBeouf has been a walking performance art twatwaffle who mostly was just plagiarizing anything… More »


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While promoting Iron Man 3, Gwyneth Paltrow got shitfaced drunk and called into an Australian radio show where she elaborated on her comments to Ellen about shaving her 70s bushMore »


Gwyneth Paltrow Sacrificed Her 70’s Bush For You, The Ungrateful Masses

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Apparently getting crowned World’s Most Beautiful Woman comes at a terrible price as Gwyneth Paltrow recently found out just before unleashing her side-butt on… More »


During an interview with Ryan Seacrest this morning, Jessica Simpson tried to pretend she’s not going to try to have a third baby but couldn’t even fool herself. Via E! More »


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The 55th Annual Grammy Awards

“I was told this was filled with Boston cream, not seeing any.”

Here’s the rest of The 55th Annual Grammy Awards that doesn’t involve Katy Perry’s awesome breasts,… More »


If you follow The Superficial on Facebook and Twitter, then you have a ginormously long penis and already knew to skip the Grammys and wait patiently for pics of KatyMore »


Lindsay Lohan Bailed On Ellen

Lindsay Lohan managed to talk Playboy down to only making her do one promotional appearance for her cover issue which was supposed to happen yesterday on Ellen, and you’ll never… More »


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Jennifer Aniston appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres show today where she revealed she’s the one who transformed Perez Hilton into a kinder, gentler blogger hirer of ghostwriters instructed to dangle… More »


Jennifer Love Hewitt will appear on today’s The Ellen DeGeneres Show where she’ll think it’s absolutely adorable to let men know she already has three specific engagement rings picked out… More »


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