Posts tagged "Elizabeth Olsen"

Elizabeth Olsen’s Dress Flew Up

Elizabeth Olsen’s dress flew up in Paris plus rumors that she’s secretly dating Chris Evans. Bring the kids.

The Superficial / July 6, 2015

Tom Hiddleston’s Banging The Good Olsen

A “source” close to Tom Hiddleston and Elizabeth Olsen claims they’re hooking up, so… *digs around* I know I have nipples pics around here... MOM DID YOU TOUCH MY STUFF?!

Photo Boy / May 8, 2015

So Three Days Is An ‘Age’ Now? A Review of Avengers: Age of Ultron

The Superficial Review of ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’…

The Superficial / May 1, 2015

Elizabeth Olsen Truly Is The Best Olsen

Elizabeth Olsen loves doing nude scenes? Go on…

The Superficial / April 24, 2015

Comic-Con: ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron,’ And Oh Yeah, ‘Ant-Man,’ I Guess

Considering they have no less than 20 movies coming out at a time, Marvel gets the prime time-slot in Comic-Con’s Hall H where this year they wheeled out the entire cast of The Avengers: Age of Ultron – minus pregnant ScarJo – after an awkwardly brief Ant-Man panel. And if you’re wondering how to tell…

The Superficial / July 28, 2014

The 2014 MET Gala: Sexy People In Fancy Clothes That Cost More Than Your House

So I can move on with my life and find out if other people are showing their boobs at other places, here’s the rest of The 2014 MET Gala featuring the return of Blake Lively’s breasts (I left you for Hilary Duff. Don’t make this weird.), Emma Stone who’s apparently done with her Nosferatu phase,…

The Superficial / May 6, 2014

Elizabeth Olsen’s Scarlet Witch Boobs Are What You Should Be Talking About

Late yesterday, set photos from The Avengers: Age of Ultron surfaced online and all everyone did was freak out over how ridiculous Aaron Taylor-Johnson looks as Quicksilver after last week’s badass concept art. Yet, somehow, nobody’s even mentioning Elizabeth Olsen’s Scarlet Witch boobs which look fucking fantastic. Is it because she’s not wearing that weird

The Superficial / March 25, 2014

Here’s What People In ‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Might Look Like And/Or Punch

Makes you wonder how much faster her sisters could’ve killed Heath Ledger with all that power, doesn’t it? I know.
When you own an entire network like Disney does, you can use it whenever you want to shamelessly pimp your products however and whenever you want. Which is exactly what Disney did last night by…

The Superficial / March 19, 2014

The Hottest Olsen Is Scarlet Witch In ‘Avengers 2′

Elizabeth Olsen has already grown up into the hot, non-Muppet-on-heroin-looking young woman everyone hoped and dream her sisters would be once they hit 18, and now she’s besting them again by being cast in the premiere superhero franchise of the moment instead of murdering the best actor in one. Think of her as The Anti-Twin.

The Superficial / October 3, 2013

Elizabeth Olsen Is Turning Into Her Sisters. Goddammit.

If you’re a heroin addict who occasionally has sex with Elizabeth Olsen, now would be a good time to stop before Michelle Williams gets left raising another baby all by herself.
What’s that? Jason Segel’s helping her out? Even worse.

But She Was So Non-Muppet Breasted And Alive!


The Superficial / March 29, 2012

Elizabeth Olsen Banged Alexander Skarsgard

“At first I said no, but a couple minutes into him having sex with me anyway, it became YES.”
If there’s ever any doubt about the smooth, penetrate anything and everything in sight skills of Alexander Skarsgard, according to Page Six, he apparently strolled right into the Independent Spirit Awards and banged Elizabeth Olsen without…

The Superficial / February 29, 2012

Elizabeth Olsen Is Still Way Hotter Than Her Sisters and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy
– With the help of Justin Bieber, one man sets the bar for his marriage unattainably high. [theCHIVE]
- Judd Apatow tells Jerry Lewis to eat a dick. [Huffington Post]
- Ricky Gervais on why Hollywood is completely full of shit. [Esquire]
– And the supercut that proves it. [FilmDrunk]
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Photo Boy / January 13, 2012

Elizabeth Olsen > Those Other Ones Who Killed Heath Ledger

Remember when everyone couldn’t wait until the Olsen Twins turned 18 because they were positive they’d turn into ridiculous hotties only to watch them hole up in opium dens and start dressing like Russian bag-women? Elizabeth Olsen learned from their mistakes. And also does nudity, so in a way, it’s like the other two never…

The Superficial / September 14, 2011

There is.. Another.. Olsen Twin..

Or maybe just a little sister.
Because I didn’t spend my childhood watching Olsen twins movies (My Barbies weren’t going to dress themselves!), I had absolutely no idea they have a sister, Elizabeth Olsen, who’s apparently starring in two indie films currently playing at Sundance. Unlike her older sisters, Elizabeth doesn’t look like Yoda o…

The Superficial / January 24, 2011