Posts tagged "Elizabeth Hurley"

Tom Sizemore: ‘Never Listen To Me, I’m On Drugs’

Yesterday, the Internet was regaled by a tale of Bill Clinton banging Elizabeth Hurley as told through the storytelling vessel known as Tom Sizemore. A vessel who's now under the full weight of two very expensive legal teams and would like to make it clear that he's a drug addict you should never, ever liste…

By: The Superficial / February 6, 2014

Bill Clinton Banged Elizabeth Hurley In The White House, According To Tom Sizemore

Before I get into this story, there's a few things you should probably know. 1. Radar Online pays sources. 2. Drugs cost money. However, 3. Bill Clinton loves pussy. Literally any pussy. No, really. So now that you're fully educated, here's Tom Sizemore bragging about the time he hooked up our 42nd president with Elizabeth

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2014

Elizabeth Hurley Still Looks Awesome And
Other News

- If you're like me and have no problem with tattooed chicks, get in here. [theCHIVE] - Seth MacFarlane is hosting the Oscars now. [Lainey Gossip] - Drew Barrymore shat out a baby. [Dlisted] - It's not Taylor Swift's fault if you fuck her over and she writes a song about it. [BuzzFeed] - Jessica

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2012

Elizabeth Hurley is a Savvy Businesswoman

Posted by Photo Boy In a news day that has proven slow by even TMZ's standards, I present to you a photo set with absolutely no context whatsoever. It's Elizabeth Hurley opening a store in Italy with a couple bikini-clad models standing next to her. I'd love to report that she is pregnant or divorced…

By: Photo Boy / May 4, 2011

Elizabeth Hurley Should’ve Been Wonder Woman and Other News

- Selena Gomez is a psycho. [Popeater] - Suri Cruise is daddy's little girl. [Dlisted] - Celine Dion will save Las Vegas. [Lainey Gossip] - Sara Jean Underwood doesn't need to save anything. [Hollywood Tuna] - Isn't this a Chris Brown cover? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW] - Rihanna admits that most of her clothing is based o…

By: Photo Boy / March 16, 2011

Elizabeth Hurley is a Great Wife

Giving hope that eventually women who marry for money will get bored and want to have sex with dirt-poor regular Joes again - *adjusts tie* - Elizabeth Hurley either cheated on her insanely rich husband and left him, or started banging a married cricket player immediately following the separation. E! News reports: Following a New…

By: The Superficial / December 13, 2010

Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini and Other News

- Kate Gosselin to suck the last drop of dignity out of the Emmy's. [Popeater] - Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna] - Zac Efron tries to grow a mustache. [Dlisted] - This Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy thing is serious. [Lainey Gossip] - Britney Spears is all fancy-like. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] -

By: The Superficial / August 9, 2010

Elizabeth Hurley still has nipples

Elizabeth Hurley attended the Love Ball in London last night wearing a dress that might as well have had a hole cut out of it for her left breast. Obviously someone said something to her inside because she walked out sheepishly clutching a program over her chest. I can only imagine how that conversation went...

By: The Superficial / February 24, 2010

Liz Hurley Is Feeling Punchy

Liz Hurley: She's hot, she's British, she's totally violent. Hugh Grant's ex returned to her London home yesterday, her Louis Vuitton suitcase smartly accesorized by a set of skinned, bloody knuckles. Which is sexy and everything, but I've talked to her over and over again about her possessive streak. I'm flattered that you feel the…

By: Tim Kinnealy / November 26, 2008

Elizabeth Hurley needs to be more considerate with her cleavage

Elizabeth Hurley rocked the monster cleavage last night at a breast cancer awareness event in London because apparently she's a giant bitch. I mean, Jesus. That's like showing up pantsless to Lance Armstrong's house and making your testicles sing "One" by Three Dog Night. Sure, it's adorable at first, but it'll only end with you…

By: The Superficial / October 17, 2008

Elizabeth Hurley is nautically hot, hearts Photoshop

Elizabeth Hurley is featured in the new ad campaign for Mango swimwear (above.) At 42, Liz is practically the hottest MILF this side of MILF Lake in the town of MILF-FORD. Of course, her secret is admitted use of digital wizardry and I couldn't care less. Just keep doing those bikini shoots, Liz, even though…

By: The Superficial / April 22, 2008

Elizabeth Hurley is classically cleavagey

Elizabeth Hurley attended the Grey Goose Vodka and Elton John AIDS Foundation Launch Party last night. Wait, somebody threw a party that had two things I love in the same room: Hot old chicks and booze? Thanks for the invitation, Elton John. No, really, I didn't want to donate this ridiculously huge check to your…

By: The Superficial / November 15, 2007

Elizabeth Hurley wears a bikini (No, it’s not 1999)

Elizabeth Hurley hit the Seychelles this weekend with her new husband Indian playboy Arun Nayar. She also brought her old husband Hugh Grant. Sounds like a great vacation. I bet she made Hugh Grant sleep at the foot of their bed. You know, to let him see what he's missing by dating young, nubile actresse…

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2007

Elizabeth Hurley hates breast cancer…shocking!

Elizabeth Hurley turned on some pink lights at London's Selfridges yesterday to signify her support of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Because, you know, nothing says I hate breast cancer like turning on some pink lights. And can you imagine if she didn't turn those pink lights on? My God, people might get confused and think…

By: Superficial / October 12, 2007