Posts tagged "Elizabeth Banks"

The 2014 American Music Awards

Now that we’ve seen Nakedsaurus, Rise of The Sasquatch Nip Guardians, Cry For Me, Justintina, and BUTTFORCE 9000, here’s the rest of The 2014 American Music Awards which you’ll probably notice contains a disproportionate amount of Kate Beckinsale pics even though she’s not a musical artist. Like anyone else there was. Check your privilege.

The Superficial | November 24, 2014 - 12:59 pm

Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin Stopped F*cking

Presumably because Gwyneth Paltrow keeps Chris Martin’s balls firmly ensconced in a hand-carved Sri Lankan testicle cuplet ($799.95, GOOP), his conscious coupling with Jennifer Lawrence’s vagina has transcended this plane of reality, according to E! News. Plus it’s not like he can’t see her naked anytime he wan- what? We’re all thinking it. And I’m…

The Superficial | October 27, 2014 - 3:40 pm

This Is A Post About Jennifer Lawrence’s Butt

A while back there was a big to-do over Jennifer Lawrence’s butt, so here it is at last night’s Hollywood premiere of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire for you to disseminate and inspect without reading a single word I’ve written down here. It’s okay, it’s fine. As long as YOU get what YOU want that’s…

The Superficial | November 19, 2013 - 12:37 pm

Jennifer Lawrence’s Side Boob Is Back

It’s been four long days since we last posted Jennifer Lawrence’s side boob. Morale was low. Faced with mutiny, I ordered Photo Boy to put down a horse and ration it among the men. What this accomplished I had not the time nor inclination to ponder for there were only two of us, and we

The Superficial | November 18, 2013 - 11:06 am

Good Morning, Elizabeth Banks, And Other News

- Note to self: Travel to Budapest. Open Hooters. [theCHIVE]
- Jessica Simpson is getting an NBC sitcom now. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kim Kardashian tells David Letterman to stop joking about her fake marriage. [Dlisted]
- Notre Dame’s Reaction To The Te’o Hoax Vs. Its Reaction To Sexual Assault Allegations (This will be as unsurprisingly…

The Superficial | January 18, 2013 - 9:23 am

Elizabeth Banks: Crazed diva?

- Elizabeth Banks is the new Sharon Stone? So, when do we get to see her vagina? Seriously, give me a date. I’ll make time. [Lainey Gossip]
- Britney Spears will perform on the season finale of American Idol – because God hates you. True story. [Allie is Wired]
- Evangeline Lilly needs to make…

The Superficial | May 18, 2009 - 6:01 pm