Posts tagged "Elisha Cuthbert"

Elisha Cuthbert still in a Bikini

Wait. EDIT: Anyone else thinks Brooke looks better after yesterday? Uh, yeah, me either. I hate penises. *stares longingly* Photos: Mavrix…
By: The Superficial / May 11, 2010

Elisha Cuthbert in a Bikini

Here's Elisha Cuthbert in Mexico over the weekend and let's not beat around the bush here, someone's put on a little weight. I was hoping I wouldn't have to address it because it's a sensitive subject that can lead to unhealthy body issues, but my penis wants you to know he knows he needs to…
By: The Superficial / May 10, 2010

Elisha Cuthbert uses body doubles

Sad news, everybody. Elisha Cuthbert uses body doubles for her nude scenes. Although, I shouldn't judge, I use one in the bedroom. (Ladies?) Seen here posing for the latest issue of Complex, Elisha talks about picking out naked chicks that best exemplify her body of work: You don't do nudity but instead employ body…
By: The Superficial / January 30, 2009

Elisha Cuthbert’s ex Sean Avery kicked off NHL team

After receiving a six-game suspension for publicly calling Elisha Cuthbert "sloppy seconds," Sean Avery is now officially kicked off the Dallas Stars, according to ESPN: "All parties said there is a clear understanding that a return to the Stars is not in the best interest of either the hockey club or Avery," the…
By: The Superficial / December 14, 2008

The Superficial News

Dusted off an old feature today just for the hell of it. Think of it like a delicious pizza with all your favorite toppings - provided you enjoy the taste of Amy Winehouse slathered in Aniston sauce. Bon appetit: - Britney Spears' cousin Alli Sims says Britney isn't fit to tour. But still fit to…
By: The Superficial / December 4, 2008

Elisha Cuthbert’s ex suspended from hockey for calling her ‘sloppy seconds’

Sean Avery of the Dallas Stars has been suspended indefinitely from the National Hockey League after publicly referring to Elisha Cuthbert as "sloppy seconds." She's currently dating Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames. While talking to reporters yesterday, Sean made the following off-hand remarks, according to Us Magazine: "I am really happy to…
By: The Superficial / December 3, 2008

Elisha Cuthbert’s last day in a bikini (Promised myself I wouldn’t cry…)

These are the last shots of Elisha Cuthbert's Hawaiian getaway with her hockey player boyfriend Puck Puckerton. I was getting used to enjoying Elisha in a bikini at the end of every day. It was sort of magical, you know? Like seeing the Aurora Borealis. Or, no, wait, that's bush league. I got it: A…
By: The Superficial / May 9, 2008

Elisha Cuthbert is like heaven in a bikini – with boobs, and did I mention a bikini?

Elisha Cuthbert continues her Hawaiian vacation with her boyfriend Guy I Hate Because He's Not Me. As I've learned from you, astute readers, Elisha is Canadian. Does that mean she's ineligible for the Congressional Medal of Honor? Because I'm pretty sure she deserves one, if not two. In fact, because I'm a patriot, I'd…
By: The Superficial / May 8, 2008

Elisha Cuthbert brings nougaty bikini-ness to your boring ol’ Tuesday

I love the stars of 24 and their heroic, undying dedication to patriotism. You've got Jack Bauer himself Kiefer Sutherland who singlehandedly keeps the good people at Jack Daniels in business. Then you've got his TV daughter Elisha Cuthbert who graces us with some soft-on-the-eyes bikini goodness. You don't get more American than this. Unle…
By: The Superficial / May 6, 2008

Paris Hilton makes out with Elisha Cuthbert

Thanks to Britney Spears this piece of gossip was buried underneath reports of laxative and motorcades. I smell conspiracy. Apparently Paris Hilton was spotted making out with Elisha Cuthbert at Tenjune in New York. Us Magazine reports: Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. "It's Paris," says the…
By: The Superficial / January 31, 2008

Elisha Cuthbert starts the New Year in a bikini

Elisha Cuthbert decided to start her New Year in a bikini while hitting the beach in Miami yesterday. I may have said some mean things about Elisha in the past, but it's 2008; time for a fresh start. If Elisha's willing to meet me halfway by wearing a bikini, I'm willing to ogle her…
By: The Superficial / January 2, 2008

Elisha Cuthbert gets a haircut

Elisha Cuthbert and her new hairdo were spotted at Hyde last night. I have to say this style looks way better on her than it does on Tom Cruise. See what I did there? I'm like a word assassin. You never know where I'm coming from. I am curious though, when Elisha…
By: The Superficial / November 13, 2007

Elisha Cuthbert should never wear red lipstick – ever

Elisha Cuthbert was spotted at Hyde last night in Los Angeles. What the hell happened to her? Didn't she used to be hot? She almost looks like Courtney Love. And yeah, I know that's harsh, but if you made Elisha Cuthbert go on a four day heroin binge, kept her from bathing, and…
By: The Superficial / November 6, 2007

Elisha Cuthbert and Paris Hilton get their bikini on

I didn't even know they were friends, but Elisha Cuthbert attended Paris Hilton's Malibu beach party over the weekend and served as the event photographer or something. I'm guessing she wanted control of the camera so nobody could take her picture. I mean, damn, look at her. She's a big Hollywood movie star now, you'd…
By: Superficial / August 13, 2007