Posts tagged "Elisabetta Canalis"

BEST OF 2014: Elisabetta Canalis Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don't even have to write anything, that's how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense.
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

Rich People In Halloween Costumes: Starring Maria Menounos’ Butt

And welcome back to the time of year when celebrities get trashed in Halloween costumes every single night for an entire week because they're just like us minus the whole waking up in the morning to stave off poverty. So here's the first batch featuring Maria Menounos' butt, Cindy Crawford, …
By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014

Elisabetta Canalis Sunbathing Topless And Other News

- Ladies don't love cool Leonardo. [Lainey Gossip] - George Clooney's future mother-in-law sounds fun. [Dlisted] - Tabitha Lipkin is keeping it classy, San Diego. [theCHIVE] - Mila Kunis' coolness was a disguise to hide her life-long love of Asthon Kutcher. [Fishwrapper] - Jessica Alba, also technically …
By: The Superficial / July 7, 2014

Elisabetta Canalis In A Bikini Will Kick Off Cannes

Here's Elisabetta Canalis and Sacha Baron Cohen on a yacht in Cannes this morning to promote The Dictator and the funniest part is that one of the agencies actually listed Elisabetta as "supermodel Elisabetta Canalis." Which is an amazing distinction for someone whose claim to fame is getting tossed off of George …
By: The Superficial / May 16, 2012

Steve-O Dumped Elisabetta Canalis. Wait, What?

When Elisabetta Canalis rebounded from George Clooney with Steve-O, the world took pause before going, "Oh, wait, drugs." Except it turns out Steve-O is very serious about his sobriety even if it involves kicking an Italian broad who's way out of his league to the curb which is literally the story he's …
By: The Superficial / April 19, 2012

Here’s Steve-O & Elisabetta Canalis Sucking Face

When George Clooney dumped Elisabetta Canalis, it was pretty much assumed it's because she brought up marriage and commitment gives George Clooney cancer. Turns out she's a gaping famewhore which explains why you're looking at Elisabetta making out with Steve-O because apparently this thing is actually happening. Even more amazing, the …
By: The Superficial / January 31, 2012

George Clooney Dumped Elisabetta

"Why did I make-a his orange juice wrong? Stupido, stupido!" Less than two weeks ago, Elisabetta Canalis was quoted in an Italian magazine that she's going to marry George Clooney which was more than he needed to bring this story to its inevitable ending. (He would've also accepted: …
By: The Superficial / June 22, 2011

The amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala

Because I can only pat Hollywood on the back so much for getting dressed up and pretending to care about a cause, here's the rest of The 2011 amfAR Cinema Against AIDS Gala featuring a cavalcade of startlets wearing way too much makeup and knowing they're literally moments away from watching …
By: The Superficial / May 20, 2011

Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini

Here's Elisabetta Canalis on Roberto Cavalli's yacht in Cannes yesterday, and I like how we're supposed to pretend she's still George Clooney's girlfriend even though they haven't been photographed together since December. Not to mention, their relationship would be past the two year mark which roughly translates to an eternity when measured in …
By: The Superficial / May 18, 2011

Elisabetta Canalis Gets Naked For PETA

Posted by Photo Boy Here is a behind-the-scenes look at Elisabetta Canalis posing for a PETA campaign. Normally these shots don't come out until they cover the star up in some clever way that makes you feel guilty about having intelligence and being at the top of the food …
By: Photo Boy / May 5, 2011

Cindy Crawford & Elisabetta Canalis in bikinis

George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis spent the holiday weekend in Mexico with Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber, and surprisingly none of these pics include Clooney instructing a submissive Cindy to throw her wedding ring into the ocean before slathering a naked Elisabetta in organic guacamole. Personally, I don't even think George …
By: The Superficial / November 30, 2009

George Clooney’s new girlfriend seems nice

Here's George Clooney's new girlfriend 30-year-old Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis who apparently has a deep love for showing her breasts. Even while playing a nun. I love her already. Which is unfortunate because judging by a recent interview , she's in for a world of disappointment with the Clooney. People reports: "I have now …
By: The Superficial / July 31, 2009

Elisabetta Canalis in a bikini

These are pics of Italian actress/model Elisabetta Canalis wearing a bikini on the set of her latest movie. You may remember her from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, or some crazy YouTube video where her breast keeps falling out on Italian television. Somebody get this woman an Oscar. No, make that all the Oscar. NOTE: Aforementioned …
By: The Superficial / July 3, 2008