Posts tagged "Elisabeth Moss"

Peggy From ‘Mad Men’ Is Still In A Bikini

“Alright, Ms. Moss, we gotcher, uh, standard paparazzi agreement here. You make with a boob grab, couple spread eagles, a nice, little seductive over the shoulder, and bada bing bada boom, we cut you a fat juicy check for your space church thingy.”
“It’s a Thetan purification center.”
“Sure it is, sweetheart. Now gimme yer…

The Superficial / September 11, 2014

Elisabeth Moss Is In A Bikini

If you’re like me, you wake up pretty much every morning wondering what Peggy Olson would look like in a bikini. Except here she is wearing one in Italy, so now we can move onto new thoughts like, “I wonder what would happen if I lit everyone my enemy loves on fire?” Or, “Should I…

The Superficial / September 5, 2014

The 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

We’ve already spent way too much time on the Emmys, so here are the rest of the red carpet pics featuring such classics as Rapidly De-Aging Skylar White, an act of terrorism, Julianne Hough & The See-Through Butt, My Dick Is Huge I Can Laugh However I Want, Haha! Superman Dumped You, Bring Your Viral

The Superficial / September 23, 2013

Peggy Was a Scientologist The Whole Time

Not even Tina Fey suspected her Thetan juice was being absorbed…
Elisabeth Moss’ eight month marriage to SNL cast member Fred Armisen reportedly came to an end because of her belief in Scientology which I’m, somehow, only just now hearing about. She filed divorce papers yesterday, according to Us Weekly:
“They had issues,” one insider…

The Superficial / September 21, 2010

Don Draper Will Sexually Harrass You and Other News

- Behind the Scenes of ‘Mad Men.’ [Rolling Stone]
- Teresa Guidice will eat your goddamn face off. [Popeater]
- J.K. Rowling > Stephenie Meyer. [Lainey Gossip]
- Salma Hayek may have breasts. I can’t be 100% sure… [Hollywood Tuna]
- Cameron Diaz is 38, so only 200 years to go until she’s A-Rod ideal…

The Superficial / August 31, 2010

Christina Hendricks & January Jones Hate ‘Mad Men’

AMC hosted the Mad Men Season 4 premiere in Hollywood last night where Christina Hendricks kept her gigantic publicity orbs under wraps and January Jones didn’t even bother to show up. Then again, the place was full of married couples so the chances of having to drunkenly put her panties back on in a ca…

The Superficial / July 21, 2010

Mad Men at the Emmys

When I decided to make an Emmys post featuring the cast of Mad Men, I was immediately faced with a difficult choice. Who should be the top pic: Don Draper himself, Jon Hamm or Joan the office bombshell, Christina Hendricks? So I took the easy way out and Photoshopped Don’s head onto Joan’s body. I’m…

The Superficial / September 21, 2009