Posts tagged "Eiza González"

Good Morning, Eiza Gonzalez Talking To Maria Menounos’ Butt, And Other News

- Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are going out for romantic dinners now. [Lainey Gossip] - Johnny Weir's marriage is still a violent, sequin shitfight. [Dlisted] - Have you seen this girl? (No Terminator.) [theCHIVE] - Oh, yeah, LeAnn Rimes is way hotter than this. Way, way hotter. [Fishwrapper] - Conspiracy Theorists: "An Ouroboros With…

By: The Superficial / May 20, 2014

Liam Hemsworth Traded In Miley Cyrus For This

Earlier in the week, reports were flying that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's breakup was January Jones' fault which made sense at the time because infidelity powers her ice-bot core. Except it turns out Liam is the smartest man alive and moved his penis over to 23-year-old Mexican singer/actress Eiza González who unlike Miley isn't…

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2013