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Chelsea Handler Gave Reese Witherspoon A Naked Selfie For Her Birthday

Chelsea Handler shouldn’t have. She really, really shouldn’t have.

The Superficial | March 23, 2016 - 11:34 am

Nick Carter Got Drunk And Tried To Fight A Bouncer, He Lost

Nick Carter tried to fight a bouncer, yet somehow ended up getting his ass beat and arrested. It’s a mystery.

The Superficial | January 14, 2016 - 11:00 am

Justin Bieber Got Drunk And Mooned A Mayan Temple

Justin Bieber drunkenly flashed his ass on top of Mayan ruins because of course he did.

The Superficial | January 8, 2016 - 1:55 pm

Jimmy Fallon Is Literally A Theme Park Ride Now

Race Through New York Starring Jimmy Fallon is something idiots are about to pay money for.

The Superficial | October 29, 2015 - 1:08 pm

So Jimmy Fallon Might Have A Drinking Problem

Jimmy Fallon has somehow managed to injure both of his hands in less than four months.

The Superficial | October 26, 2015 - 10:45 am

Shia LaBeouf Tried To Say He’s In The National Guard

Wait, Shia LaBeouf lied out of his ass while getting arrested? NO!

Photo Boy | October 13, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Shia LaBeouf Got Arrested Again

Shia LaBeouf got arrested for acting like Shia LaBeouf.

The Superficial | October 12, 2015 - 12:14 pm

Why Does Everyone Say Jessica Simpson Is Drunk All The Time?

I’m just not seeing it.

The Superficial | September 23, 2015 - 12:53 pm

Jessica Simpson Wasn’t Drunk On HSN, That’s Just Her Personality

Was Jessica Simpson drunk on the Home Shopping Network, or is she just naturally incapable of talking like people? It’s a mystery.

The Superficial | September 21, 2015 - 12:38 pm

Have You Seen This Rihanna?

Rihanna’s been missing since Kadooment Day? That’s strange.

The Superficial | August 6, 2015 - 11:41 am

Rihanna’s Butt Sex Jamboree Is Back!

Rihanna’s at Kadooment Day. All is right with the world.

The Superficial | August 4, 2015 - 1:49 pm

Jenelle Evans Is Wanted For Assaulting Her Ex-Fiance

Jenelle Evans is wanted for an alleged assault that happened a week after she got arrested for driving without a license, so things are going great.

Photo Boy | May 27, 2015 - 1:45 pm

Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Broke Up

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn have called it quits. So far no hookers have come forward, but give it time. Give it time.

The Superficial | May 4, 2015 - 11:47 am

Now Joe Simpson Is Wasted

It’s Papa Joe’s turn to make an ass out of himself. Let’s see how he does.

The Superficial | March 23, 2015 - 12:10 pm

And Now A Sh*t-Faced Jessica Simpson Talking About Her Kids

“Her dad is her boyfriend!” – Actual quote, you’re going to want to get in here.

Photo Boy | March 19, 2015 - 2:30 pm

David Arquette Got His Ass Kicked By Justin Bieber. The Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber personally threw David Arquette out of his 21st birthday party. With his own big boy arms and everything!

The Superficial | March 18, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Emile Hirsch Charged With Felony Assault, Checks Into Rehab

Emile Hirsch has been charged with felony assault after allegedly attacking a woman at Sundance, and choking her, while drunk off his ass. Fortunately, he’s a rich, white celebrity, so all he has to do is check into rehab (done) and it’s like the whole thing never even happened!

The Superficial | February 13, 2015 - 10:41 am

Bobby Brown Won’t Pull The Plug

Bobby Brown refuses to pull the plug on Bobbi Kristina because miracles.

The Superficial | February 6, 2015 - 11:06 am

Emile Hirsch Allegedly Put A Female Studio Exec Into A Headlock

Eyewitness accounts claim Emile Hirsch not only drunkenly assaulted a female studio executive but also put her in a headlock, so nice guy. Really cool person.

The Superficial | January 28, 2015 - 12:47 pm

Johnny Depp’s Drunk Or Something

Now that one of your most prominent childhood memories has been accused of anal rape for the 14th (15th?) time, let’s get back to celebrities embarrassing themselves in public. Here’s Johnny Depp presenting at the Hollywood Film Awards where he was either drunk or pretending to be drunk because he has a hot, young fiance

The Superficial | November 17, 2014 - 10:45 am
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