Posts tagged "Drugs"

Lindsay Lohan Endorses Brazilian Politician With Chopper Full of Coke

In a now-deleted tweet, Lindsay Lohan endorsed Brazilian presidential candidate AĆ©cio Neves yesterday because if there's one person the people of South America look to for political advice, it's Roja Diabla de la Whitenose, Holy Mother of DongBongs. And now for the part about coke because of course this is about …
By: The Superficial / October 22, 2014

Amanda Bynes: ‘Just Kidding! My Dad Didn’t Try And Have Sex With Me’

UPDATE: Guess who just got 5150'd. Earlier today, Amanda Bynes went on a lengthy Twitter rant accusing her father of sexual abuse which turned out to be on the heels of her parents finally arriving in New York to get her into a mental health facility. Since …
By: The Superficial / October 10, 2014

Here’s How Awful Everything With Amanda Bynes Is Going

Like most people, I just assumed Amanda Bynes was off somewhere being heavily-medicated while her parents took fancy vacations with her money. But then over the weekend, she was picked up for DUI and everyone found out her conservatorship is over and she's out there …
By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014

Lourdes Leon Is Smoking

Get it? Because she's both literally smoking and figuratively looking attract- Never mind. Here's Lourdes Leon in Cannes yesterday where I want everyone to take careful note that I'm not at all suggesting she's smoking marijuana. There could be anything inside that rolling paper, and I for one am certainly not …
By: The Superficial / August 14, 2014

Miley Cyrus Sucking The Drugs Out of JFK’s Brain, Anyone?

I didn't do nearly enough drugs in college to understand a single thing that's happening right now, but here's Miley Cyrus in the new Flaming Lips video "Blonde SuperFreak Steals the Magic Brain" which is apparently about Miley and Moby's minions (Lesbian Bigfoot and Naked Manson Girl, …
By: The Superficial / July 8, 2014

Robert Downey Jr.’s Son Busted For Cocaine

For a very long time, Robert Downey Jr. was a walking punchline thanks to an epic coke addiction that landed him in and out of jail whenever he wasn't alone in a hotel room with a Wonder Woman costume. But after getting a lifeline tossed to him by Mel Gibson who …
By: The Superficial / June 30, 2014

Kris Jenner Put A Hit On Rob Kardashian

Seen here leaving the gym with those nachos he likes yesterday, Rob Kardashian has no idea he's about to get The Lamar Odom Treatment because here's TMZ with a report - complete with pictures - of him using sizzurp and in desperate need of rehab which I'm sure has nothing to …
By: The Superficial / June 26, 2014

‘Game of Thrones’ Isn’t On Tonight, But That’s Okay, This Is All You’ll Need Anymore

Thanks to the holiday weekend, Game of Thrones isn't on tonight, but fortunately here's Seth Rogen and Snoop Dogg high as shit recapping last week's episode which I would easily watch 800 hours of every Sunday just to hear Snoop Dogg say, "Peeetah," in a British accent. (Pro tip: …
By: The Superficial / May 25, 2014

Jay Z, Beyonce & Solange Are Sorry You Saw Their Illuminati Blood Feud

On Monday, the world got to take a peak through the cracked veneer of Beyonce's obsessively curated life when a now-fired employee at The Standard Hotel sold surveillance video of Solange Knowles straight slapping the shit out of Jay Z on an elevator.
By: The Superficial / May 16, 2014

WTF Happened With Jay Z & Solange?

"Bitch, why your sister over there shaking her fist at me?" "I'm sure it's nothing." Yesterday, the Internet was served a rare feast when leaked surveillance video of Solange Knowles beating the shit out of Jay Z in an elevator was published by TMZ. Since then, everyone has been …
By: The Superficial / May 13, 2014

Justin Bieber Made Rob Ford Relapse

Posted by Photo Boy When Justin Bieber decides to be a colossal shithead, he really doesn't pull punches, and it seems there was no exception when he decided to taunt Toronto Mayor Rob Ford for his hilarious and not-at-all tragic to an entire city of anguished citizens drug habit. Not …
By: Photo Boy / May 1, 2014

Amanda Bynes Is Driving Again

[Ed. Note - File photo from 2012 that seemed relevant for some reason.] Posted by Photo Boy Less than two years ago Amanda Bynes had racked up an impressive 4 hit-and-runs, continued to drive high on a suspended license, then went on to a well-document public melt-down before finally getting …
By: Photo Boy / April 25, 2014

Amanda Bynes’ Mom Is A F*cking Idiot

So remember when Amanda Bynes was wandering around building bombs out of her dog, Tweeting topless pics and talking to herself in a secret language? That's about to happen all over again because her mother's an idiot. TMZ reports: Amanda Bynes' mother just came out publicly and …
By: The Superficial / April 10, 2014

Zac Efron Was Just Looking For Sushi. After Midnight. In Skid Row.

Yesterday, word got out that Zac Efron got his ass kicked by the homeless after he threw a bottle at them for some reason when his car "ran out of gas" in the middle of Skid Row. Which doesn't sound sketchy at all because there's a perfectly good reason …
By: The Superficial / March 28, 2014

Zac Efron Got His Ass Kicked By A Homeless Guy

(Not pictured: Homeless guy. I think.) Nope. Nothing that sounds like a drug deal here. TMZ reports: We're told cops were on patrol under the Harbor Freeway when they saw Zac and a man he identified as his bodyguard. Cops saw Zac and the other guy in a full-blown melee with at least 3 other …
By: The Superficial / March 27, 2014

What’s That Dang Ol’ Miley Cyrus Doin’ With Her Bergina Now?

Here's Miley Cyrus with dang ol' dolla bills down her drawers 'cause y'all think she's one of dem debbil stripper woman flashin' her hootenanny to every Tom, Dick and Jane. It's a joke, ya see? Sasfire. Lil' Mark Twain her pappy used to call her. Or maybe just Mark.
By: The Superficial / March 21, 2014

UPDATE: Kurt Cobain’s Suicide Just Got Reopened

After recently developing 35 mm film that was forgotten for almost 20 years in an evidence locker, Seattle police have reopened the investigation into Kurt Cobain's death, according to KIRO. Except let me save everybody a whole bunch of time and energy: It was Courtney Love. Courtney Love did …
By: The Superficial / March 20, 2014

Lindsay Lohan’s Oprah Series Has A Trailer

Here's the trailer for Lindsay Lohan's new docu-series which makes the trailer for Transformers 4 look like the most realistic shit you'll see all morning. More importantly, it further proves that Lindsay will do literally anything for money including letting Oprah treat her like a dog she's …
By: The Superficial / March 5, 2014

Russell Brand: ‘The War On Drugs Killed Philip Seymour Hoffman’

In a new Guardian op/ed Russell Brand blames Philip Seymour Hoffman's death on the War on Drugs which you can read in its entirely below at your leisure. But because I've been seeing this train of thought pop up in the comments, let me try and redirect your efforts …
By: The Superficial / February 7, 2014

Justin #Bbare Hotboxed A Private Jet, Dem Panties

Ya know how ya got off work at Applebee's, and ya boys all like, "Buzz cruise, son!" and ya ride around in ya mom's Subaru thinkin' ya the pimps of Tinytown? Well, fuck yo' shit, B-Bare clambakes PLANES. Flap, flap, bitch. Peacock that shit, NBC News: According to multiple law enforcement sources, the …
By: The Superficial / February 6, 2014
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