Posts tagged "Drugs"

Now Joe Simpson Is Wasted

It's Papa Joe's turn to make an ass out of himself. Let's see how he does.
By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015

And Now A Sh*t-Faced Jessica Simpson Talking About Her Kids

"Her dad is her boyfriend!" - Actual quote, you're going to want to get in here.
By: Photo Boy / March 19, 2015

Bobbi Kristina: Foul Play Suspected, Nick Gordon Under Investigation

Bobbi Kristina's boyfriend/adopted-brother Nick Gordon is under investigation after cops discover injuries on her face and his alleged drug dealer throws him under the bus.
By: The Superficial / February 10, 2015

Bobby Brown Told To Pull Plug On Bobbi Kristina. On His Birthday.

Today is Bobby Brown‘s birthday, so what better time to be told by doctors that he has to pull the plug on his own daughter? Yup. All of that just happened.
By: The Superficial / February 5, 2015

There’s Already A Fight Over Bobbi Kristina’s Money? Not Good

The Houstons and the Browns set aside their feud to make it clear Bobbi Kristina never legally married Nick Gordon, so he can't get his hands on her Whitney money.
By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015

Paris Hilton’s Brother Went Completely Apeshit On A Plane

Paris Hilton's brother Conrad Hilton was just arrested for flipping out on a plane and calling everyone on board 'peasants' because he turns into a feudal lord when he's high as fuck.
By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015

Lindsay & Dina Lohan Sue Fox News For Saying They Did Coke Together

Lindsay Lohan and her mom are suing Fox News because one time, over a year ago, a guest on Hannity said they did coke together. Yup.
By: The Superficial / February 3, 2015

Everything About The Bobbi Kristina Situation Is Awful

Bobbi Kristina Brown was found unconscious in a bathtub, just like her mom, and shit does not look good.
By: The Superficial / February 3, 2015

Lindsay Lohan Endorses Brazilian Politician With Chopper Full of Coke

In a now-deleted tweet, Lindsay Lohan endorsed Brazilian presidential candidate Aécio Neves yesterday because if there's one person the people of South America look to for political advice, it's Roja Diabla de la Whitenose, Holy Mother of DongBongs. And now for the part about coke because of course this is about…
By: The Superficial / October 22, 2014

Amanda Bynes: ‘Just Kidding! My Dad Didn’t Try And Have Sex With Me’

UPDATE: Guess who just got 5150'd. Earlier today, Amanda Bynes went on a lengthy Twitter rant accusing her father of sexual abuse which turned out to be on the heels of her parents finally arriving in New York to get her into a mental health facility. Since…
By: The Superficial / October 10, 2014

Here’s How Awful Everything With Amanda Bynes Is Going

Like most people, I just assumed Amanda Bynes was off somewhere being heavily-medicated while her parents took fancy vacations with her money. But then over the weekend, she was picked up for DUI and everyone found out her conservatorship is over and she's out there…
By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014

Lourdes Leon Is Smoking

Get it? Because she's both literally smoking and figuratively looking attract- Never mind. Here's Lourdes Leon in Cannes yesterday where I want everyone to take careful note that I'm not at all suggesting she's smoking marijuana. There could be anything inside that rolling paper, and I for one am certainly not…
By: The Superficial / August 14, 2014

Miley Cyrus Sucking The Drugs Out of JFK’s Brain, Anyone?

I didn't do nearly enough drugs in college to understand a single thing that's happening right now, but here's Miley Cyrus in the new Flaming Lips video "Blonde SuperFreak Steals the Magic Brain" which is apparently about Miley and Moby's minions (Lesbian Bigfoot and Naked Manson Girl,…
By: The Superficial / July 8, 2014

Robert Downey Jr.’s Son Busted For Cocaine

For a very long time, Robert Downey Jr. was a walking punchline thanks to an epic coke addiction that landed him in and out of jail whenever he wasn't alone in a hotel room with a Wonder Woman costume. But after getting a lifeline tossed to him by Mel Gibson who…
By: The Superficial / June 30, 2014

Kris Jenner Put A Hit On Rob Kardashian

Seen here leaving the gym with those nachos he likes yesterday, Rob Kardashian has no idea he's about to get The Lamar Odom Treatment because here's TMZ with a report - complete with pictures - of him using sizzurp and in desperate need of rehab which I'm sure has nothing to…
By: The Superficial / June 26, 2014

‘Game of Thrones’ Isn’t On Tonight, But That’s Okay, This Is All You’ll Need Anymore

Thanks to the holiday weekend, Game of Thrones isn't on tonight, but fortunately here's Seth Rogen and Snoop Dogg high as shit recapping last week's episode which I would easily watch 800 hours of every Sunday just to hear Snoop Dogg say, "Peeetah," in a British accent. (Pro tip:…
By: The Superficial / May 25, 2014

Jay Z, Beyonce & Solange Are Sorry You Saw Their Illuminati Blood Feud

On Monday, the world got to take a peak through the cracked veneer of Beyonce's obsessively curated life when a now-fired employee at The Standard Hotel sold surveillance video of Solange Knowles straight slapping the shit out of Jay Z on an elevator.
By: The Superficial / May 16, 2014

WTF Happened With Jay Z & Solange?

"Bitch, why your sister over there shaking her fist at me?" "I'm sure it's nothing." Yesterday, the Internet was served a rare feast when leaked surveillance video of Solange Knowles beating the shit out of Jay Z in an elevator was published by TMZ. Since then, everyone has bee…
By: The Superficial / May 13, 2014

Justin Bieber Made Rob Ford Relapse

Posted by Photo Boy When Justin Bieber decides to be a colossal shithead, he really doesn't pull punches, and it seems there was no exception when he decided to taunt Toronto Mayor Rob Ford for his hilarious and not-at-all tragic to an entire city of anguished citizens drug habit. Not…
By: Photo Boy / May 1, 2014

Amanda Bynes Is Driving Again

[Ed. Note - File photo from 2012 that seemed relevant for some reason.] Posted by Photo Boy Less than two years ago Amanda Bynes had racked up an impressive 4 hit-and-runs, continued to drive high on a suspended license, then went on to a well-document public melt-down before finally getting…
By: Photo Boy / April 25, 2014
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