Posts tagged "Drew Barrymore"

Reese, Cameron & Drew’s Beach Getaway:
The Crap I Missed – Friday 3.8.13

Well, I survived an entire week without Photo Boy. And just to prove I never needed him anyway, here’s Reese Witherspoon, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore having a “girls getaway” in Mexico which is clearly a crazy sexy gallery that’s not at all filled with scary and depressing photos where Reese Witherspoon wins because I…

The Superficial / March 8, 2013

If You’re Staring At Jennifer Aniston’s Cleavage Right Now, We’re Dead. Just Kidding! (Maybe)

If you’re reading this post right now, that means Photo Boy and I never made it to our computers this morning because we both don’t have power and/or weren’t worthy enough followers of Barack Obama, so he murdered us with the hurricane he summoned with his Kenya magic to win the election. Playas gotta play.

The Superficial / October 30, 2012

Drew Barrymore Is (Probably) Pregnant

Yesterday, TMZ posted pics of Drew Barrymore leaving a doctor’s office holding what is almost definitely a printout from an ultrasound which is fucking terrible news considering Drew Barrymore’s relationships last exactly five minutes and eventually one of those five minutes will involve Dane Cook so now we owe it to this kid to make…

The Superficial / February 22, 2012

Drew Barrymore is Wasted

Because it’s Friday and I mentally checked out sometime after Karissa Shannon’s ass yesterday, I thought it’d be fun to pretend it’s 1986 when seeing a shit-faced Drew Barrymore was as adorably shocking as it was increasingly commonplace. Haha! She’s trying to be like E.T. when he drank the beers again. Oh, Gertie.
Play me…

The Superficial / August 20, 2010

GOLDEN GLOBES: How many f-cking people were at this thing?

And here’s one last pass through the Golden Globes before I lose my shit and firebomb an orphanage:
Jennifer Aniston does a bang-up job of diffusing those Gerard Butler rumors by showing him her vagina on the red carpet.
Anna Paquin who got robbed for Best Actress despite not being afraid to go full pubic…

The Superficial / January 18, 2010

Drew Barrymore & Ellen Page are kissing

Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page lock lips and pretend to have some sort of pseudo-lesbian relationship in the October issue of Marie Claire. Except what’s teased as a “curiously intimate chitchat” with the two only includes talk of backpacking through Romania and absolutely no mention of me wearing a bear costume and holding the camera.

The Superficial / September 10, 2009

Drew Barrymore has nice hair

Drew Barrymore looks remarkably good on the set of her new movie Going the Distance Sunday. Granted, she probably had access to an entire hair and make-up team prior to these photos, let’s let Drew have her moment. She earned it. By sitting in a chair where let’s assume she couldn’t see her BlackBerry. You…

The Superficial / July 13, 2009

Lindsay Lohan still having gargoyle sex with Sam

- Lindsay Lohan is still spending the night at Samantha Ronson’s house. Then again, where else is she gonna steal money from? Her mom? Ha ha ha! I kill me sometimes. [The Blemish]
- John Mayer tweets he’s a “Showbiz Type” who talks too much but is not a douche. Really? Then how you do…

The Superficial / May 20, 2009

Drew Barrymore gets dolled up again

Drew Barrymore dolled herself up for the premiere of Grey Gardens last night. Unfortunately, she also brought Justin Long, and the two were openly affectionate, according to People. Normally, I’d say “To each his own,” except Drew is clearly giving Justin the “Did You Just Roofie Me?” Face in the final shot. Trust me, I’d…

The Superficial / April 15, 2009

Drew Barrymore isn’t normally this attractive

Here’s Drew Barrymore stopping by Regis and Kelly this morning to promote her new HBO film Grey Gardens, and she’s looking surprisingly good for, well, Drew Barrymore. I hear she’s one of the few genuinely nice celebrities which probably explains why she had sex with Justin Long. Somebody had to.
Photos: Splash News

The Superficial / April 13, 2009

Ed Westwick wears a kilt and other news

- Ed Westwick wears a kilt for charity. I wear one for general elegance, and my deep hatred of undergarments. Ladies? [Best Week Ever]
- Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are back together – in a movie! 1,000,000th blogger to make that joke! I win! [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Kellan Lutz of Twilight poses shirtle…

The Superficial / March 31, 2009

Drew Barrymore & Hugh Grant? Why not?

Because both of these two would probably have sex with a ham sandwich, Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore are getting friendly, according to Page Six:
According to spies, Barrymore got very excited when the Brit walked into the Waverly Inn. “She squealed and jumped in his arms,” a spy said. The two then “made out,&#8221…

The Superficial / February 13, 2009

Drew Barrymore & Cameron Diaz no longer BFFs

Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz used to be BFFFLs, but the two wouldn’t even speak to each other Sunday night at the CAA Golden Globes after party, according to OK! Magazine:
“Both Cameron and Drew were at the party but neither one spoke to each other!” a fellow party goer tells OK!. “They were o…

The Superficial / January 13, 2009

Drew Barrymore attempts to pick up Kevin Connolly – literally. He’s very small.

Drew Barrymore is looking to add “Elf Fucker” to her resume. She was recently seen hitting on Entourage star Kevin Connolly who wanted nothing to do with that, according to The National Enquirer:
Drew, 33, and Kevin, 34, were spotted having drinks together at the Laurel Tavern in Studio City, Calif, on Dec. 21. While…

The Superficial / January 8, 2009

Drew Barrymore & Justin Long stop having awkward sex

Sad news, folks. Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have broken up. Who? Exactly. Us Magazine reports:
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have split, her rep tells exclusively.
“They are still friends,” a source close to Barrymore tells Us.
Okay, let’s be honest: no one outside of Justin Long’s penis cares about this news. I’d…

The Superficial / July 7, 2008

Drew Barrymore wears bikini for Justin Long

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long had a romantic getaway to Mexico this weekend. These two look like a sweet couple. You know, the kind that has sex then quickly runs to separate showers for a good wash and cry. You can’t put a price on a love like that. But, unfortunately, you can put a…

The Superficial / March 3, 2008

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long make out

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long (the guy from Live Free or Die Hard and the Mac commercials) were spotted making out at Izaka-Ya restaurant in Los Angeles Monday night. Not only that, the NY Daily News reports they were also seen making out at Vegas’ Jet Nightclub, confirming that the…

Superficial / September 5, 2007

Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz share some weed

Did I miss something or is weed totally legal now? Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz were spotted in their bikinis getting high in what appears to be a public park. Although I can’t tell if that’s from the impaired judgement or because they’re just stupid as hell. They could be doing this i…

Superficial / February 26, 2007