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Doutzen Kroes’ Butt Isn’t A Boring-Ass Country Music Divorce

Doutzen Kroes’ butt won’t bore you to tears. More »

A Moment For Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes’ spectacular ass poses for a photo shoot in Miami and isn’t a depressing post about violence against women or Chelsea Handler’s nipples. You’re welcome. More »

The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Now that we’ve seen Taylor Swift serenading a woman’s butt and Chris Hansen’s greatest sting yet, here’s the rest of The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featuring models I didn’t have time to label, so it’s on you to remember what their names are. They have feelings, you bastard!


Two Mornings of Doutzen Kroes? I’ll Allow It And Other News

- A Woman’s Abs Are Something Like Magic [theCHIVE]

- Brandi Glanville has a chance with Michael Fassbender. That’s how I read this. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ryan Sweeting tattooted “Kaley” on his arm. That should end well. [Dlisted]

- Kellan Lutz dumped Miley Cyrus after his movie came out. More »

Good Morning, Doutzen Kroes, And Other News

- “Pose for Terry Richardson, and I’ll be your boyfriend.” – Exactly what’s happening here [Lainey Gossip]

– When you bang a new Victoria’s Secret model everyday, what’s the point of coke? [Dlisted]

- In Life There’s Underboob, And Then There’s Everything Else [theCHIVE]

- Madonna will master our… More »

The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Because we’re serious, comprehensive journalists, here’s the rest of The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show featuring everyone who’s not Candice Swanepoel or that chick who won’t shut up about her ex because they already got their own posts. Not that that means the rest of these models should commit suicide, but they probably shouldn’t look… More »

Taylor Swift Performed At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show? The Taylor Swift?

If I had to choose the prudest person in the world to perform at The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, it’d be Taylor Swift followed by a nun in a chastity belt at a distant second. That said, Taylor does have an incredible body that I’ll never have sex with in a thousand years which was… More »

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