Here’s a drunk, and let’s assume high, as hell Paris Hilton misting the VIP Room in St. Tropez with typhoid Saturday night where Doug Reinhardt also showed up in a horribly executed attempt to rekindle their romance. Which makes sense considering most women aren’t into dudes whose genitals look and smell like Chernobyl. (They’re weird… More »
Friendly Advice: When you somehow manage to convince Miss World United States 2008 into going out with you despite a vast public record of you spelunking for crabs, you should probably lay off the flagrant crotch scratching. You might as well yell “I HAVE HERPES!” in her face before mentioning your doctor won’t rule… More »
Yesterday rumors started that Doug Reinhardt was dating current Miss USA Rima Fakih which ended up being corrected because he’s really dating last year’s Miss USA Kristen Dalton. Except, surprise, neither one of America’s beauty queens are getting the herpes swab. E! News reports:
Not only is he not dating the current Miss… More »
Doug Reinhardt reportedly dropped over $2 million on Paris Hilton during their relationship, according to RadarOnline:
“Doug never used Paris. He spent 2 million dollars on her over the course of a year and a half,” a source revealed to RadarOnline.com. “She never once paid for a single thing.”
Reinhardt, a former professional… More »
Here’s Doug Reinhardt scoring some more ass at Industry last night and I feel like I’d be doing a disservice to the community if I didn’t make sure this information was out there:
HIS PENIS WAS IN PARIS HILTON’S VAGINA.
THE VAGINA THAT HAS HERPES.
I mean, you’d think Obama would step… More »
There’s been a lot of speculation over whether or not Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt really broke up, and these pics from his recent trip to Aspen show he’s clearly taken his penis to greener pastures. Not that I’m saying Paris’ vagina isn’t green or anything. It’s a figure of a speech, people.
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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt broke up again, according to E! News reports:
The reported split comes after weeks of Hilton and Reinhardt being photographed out separately. While Paris spent Easter with her family in Palm Springs, Reinhardt was in Aspen with his family.
Our sources say that Reinhardt had thought about visiting… More »
Here’s Paris Hilton in Rio de Janeiro over the weekend where she promoted Devassa beer at Carnaval. Because when you’re Brazilian and in need of refreshment that lasts forever in your urethra, Devassa’s there.
What? Was that not what they were going for?
Sure about that?
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“Doug and I were in bed, sound asleep, when Doug’s houseguests from hell got into an argument. We had nothing to… More »
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt got into an epic fight early this morning … so much so the LAPD responded to a call — “Drunk people arguing” — this, according to law enforcement sources.
It happened a… More »