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Courtney Stodden Is Pregnant

Courtney Stodden is pregnant, according to Courtney Stodden.

Mike Redmond | May 17, 2016 - 10:30 am

And Now Back To Courtney Stodden’s Breasts

It was getting close to if not already past the time to wrap Courtney Stodden in a shower curtain and toss her in an Internet landfill next to Weston Cage (Remember Weston Cage?). But then she did something remarkable by showing everyone how low her implants are sagging, and the whole site lit up like…

Mike Redmond | September 22, 2014 - 3:22 pm

And Now Courtney Stodden’s Breasts

Originally, I was going to write a post about Jonathan Dwyer head-butting his wife for not having sex with him, but then I saw these pics of Courtney Stodden’s breasts and decided we needed 30 photos of them because they look all weird. As for which of those topics would’ve opened a more beneficial dialog,…

Mike Redmond | September 19, 2014 - 1:21 pm

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Are Engaged Again Despite Never Getting Divorced

Courtney Stodden has been rapidly fading from relevancy yet is remarkably determined to not just throw in the towel and do porn which makes her a better person than Farrah Abraham. Then again, so is this bagel. Anyway, in a successful (because I’m a cheap clickwhore) Hail Mary pass to get back in the press,…

Mike Redmond | August 12, 2014 - 3:05 pm

Courtney & Doug Have Something To Tell You

Goddammit, this is like watching a unicorn die. WHY?!?

Earlier in the week, we learned that the greatest romance of every single generation known to man was coming to an end, and now comes an official statement from Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison letting us know that even though we’ll only see one…

Mike Redmond | November 6, 2013 - 9:45 am

Courtney Stodden Is Single: An Opus

When 51-year-old Doug Hutchison married 16-year-old Courtney Stodden turning them into inexplicable Internet stars, it was without question the crown jewel of American exceptionalism. Legend has it George Washington himself rose from the grave and announced this to be the very reason he joined forces with Jesus to win the Revolutionary War with nothing but…

Mike Redmond | November 4, 2013 - 11:37 am

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Apparently Need Sex Counseling

“Just look down at them once, honey, it’s okay. You don’t have to keep making eye contact. No, really, look down. Doug, look down. LOOK DOWN AT MY TITS.”

When Courtney Stodden was 16 she married 51-year-old Doug Hutchison then went on to get giant implants the size of her head. So right…

Mike Redmond | July 18, 2013 - 2:13 pm

Subtlety, Thy Name Is Courtney Stodden

Oh thank God. For a minute there, I was afraid Courtney Stodden was going to shamelessly parade her new implants around like goddamn pinatas, but this? This is tasteful. Like staring into the Louvre if the Louvre honks when you squeeze it.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

Mike Redmond | July 8, 2013 - 3:29 pm

Our Celebrity Boobs And Crotch Shots Are Faster Now. It’s A Christmas Miracle!

“Waft in that speed!” – Santa

As some of you already noticed, our new gallery setup went live last night and speaking in the most technical of terms, it’s fast as fuck. So no more reloading the page with every pic, just a smooth, smooth ride through celebrity schadenfreude and random Argentinian bikini

Mike Redmond | December 19, 2012 - 10:14 am

Gee, I Wonder Why Courtney Stodden Got Sent To Celebrate The King Of Thailand’s Birthday?

[Hint: The answer is penis. She has a penis.]

Posted by Photo Boy

Over the weekend The King of Thailand celebrated his 85th birthday at The Muay Thai Championship Fights in Playa Vista, CA. As per American tradition, we used our collective cultural knowledge of Thailand — based entirely on negative…

Carmen Ribecca | December 4, 2012 - 2:30 pm

Courtney Stodden Told 14-Year-Old Ariel Winter To Marry Her 18-Year-Old Boyfriend, Of Course

For everyone whose job doesn’t involve wearing pajama pants and reading TMZ all day, 14-year-old Modern Family star Ariel Winter emancipated herself from her, by all accounts, abusive, controlling stage mom and moved in with her sister who had to emancipate herself at the same age to escape similar abuse. In response, Ariel’s mother has…

Mike Redmond | November 13, 2012 - 11:08 am

Courtney Stodden Wins ‘Most Dressed Like A Unicorn With Tits Standing Next To King Creepy Husband/Dad Of Molestercenshire’

Kinda had a feeling she’d win this one. Just something in my gut.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

Mike Redmond | October 31, 2012 - 12:39 pm

Courtney Stodden Sexily Slips Her Sexy Curves Into Slutty Slexy Slime Slostumes

“This part right here keeps covering up my boobs. I’m not showing enough boob. Are you even listening me? And why are you wearing your sunglasses inside? If it’s to look at the dude behind the counter without me noticing, I already told him I’m your daughter and we do it, so he’s probably calling…

Mike Redmond | October 24, 2012 - 1:38 pm

Courtney Stodden Sometimes Calls Doug ‘Dad,’ He Says He’s ‘Raising’ His Wife. Perfectly Healthy.

Dads do this.

Because the entire point of this whole child-bride charade was to land them a reality show, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson made their debut on VH1’s Couples Therapy 2 this week where apparently they couldn’t decide between just blatantly admitting they’re putting on a show or sticking to their plan…

Mike Redmond | October 5, 2012 - 12:33 pm

Courtney Stodden’s Taking Those Porn Offers

So if you’re wondering how long it will take for Courtney Stodden to jump on one of the four porn offers she received on her 18th birthday, immediately. Almost immediately. TMZ reports:

Stodden just called in to “TMZ Live” … and told us she’s been “flooded” with XXX offers from the moment she…

Mike Redmond | August 30, 2012 - 9:52 am

Courtney Stodden’s New Single Sexily Sashays Onto Store Shelves (I Hate Myself)

Posted by Photo Boy

Since we now exist in a reality that includes Lindsay Lohan method-acting her Lifetime network role as Elizabeth Taylor, Octomom getting paid to flick the bean and Kim Kardashian as a possible mayoral candidate, why not toss Courtney Stodden’s music career into the mix, effectively flicking a lit match…

Carmen Ribecca | May 1, 2012 - 2:00 pm

Things I Learned From Courtney Stodden’s Valentine’s Day Bikini Photos

Because the world needs a new Heidi & Spencer-esque couple with a hint of statutory rape now more than ever, here’s Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson posing for a Valentine’s Day-themed photo shoot that is not only disgustingly hilarious, but probably the most insightful look into their relationship since he banged her in a pumpkin

Mike Redmond | February 15, 2012 - 2:59 pm

BEST OF 2011: Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos

Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy

Mike Redmond | December 30, 2011 - 9:00 am
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