Posts tagged "Doug Hutchison"

And Now Back To Courtney Stodden’s Breasts

It was getting close to if not already past the time to wrap Courtney Stodden in a shower curtain and toss her in an Internet landfill next to Weston Cage (Remember Weston Cage?). But then she did something remarkable by showing everyone how low her implants are sagging, and the whole site lit up like…

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014

And Now Courtney Stodden’s Breasts

Originally, I was going to write a post about Jonathan Dwyer head-butting his wife for not having sex with him, but then I saw these pics of Courtney Stodden’s breasts and decided we needed 30 photos of them because they look all weird. As for which of those topics would’ve opened a more beneficial dialog,…

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Are Engaged Again Despite Never Getting Divorced

Courtney Stodden has been rapidly fading from relevancy yet is remarkably determined to not just throw in the towel and do porn which makes her a better person than Farrah Abraham. Then again, so is this bagel. Anyway, in a successful (because I’m a cheap clickwhore) Hail Mary pass to get back in the press,…

By: The Superficial / August 12, 2014

Courtney & Doug Have Something To Tell You

Goddammit, this is like watching a unicorn die. WHY?!?

Earlier in the week, we learned that the greatest romance of every single generation known to man was coming to an end, and now comes an official statement from Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison letting us know that even though we’ll only see one…

By: The Superficial / November 6, 2013

Courtney Stodden Is Single: An Opus

When 51-year-old Doug Hutchison married 16-year-old Courtney Stodden turning them into inexplicable Internet stars, it was without question the crown jewel of American exceptionalism. Legend has it George Washington himself rose from the grave and announced this to be the very reason he joined forces with Jesus to win the Revolutionary War with nothing but…

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2013

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Apparently Need Sex Counseling

“Just look down at them once, honey, it’s okay. You don’t have to keep making eye contact. No, really, look down. Doug, look down. LOOK DOWN AT MY TITS.”

When Courtney Stodden was 16 she married 51-year-old Doug Hutchison then went on to get giant implants the size of her head. So right…

By: The Superficial / July 18, 2013

Subtlety, Thy Name Is Courtney Stodden

Oh thank God. For a minute there, I was afraid Courtney Stodden was going to shamelessly parade her new implants around like goddamn pinatas, but this? This is tasteful. Like staring into the Louvre if the Louvre honks when you squeeze it.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

By: The Superficial / July 8, 2013

Our Celebrity Boobs And Crotch Shots Are Faster Now. It’s A Christmas Miracle!

“Waft in that speed!” – Santa

As some of you already noticed, our new gallery setup went live last night and speaking in the most technical of terms, it’s fast as fuck. So no more reloading the page with every pic, just a smooth, smooth ride through celebrity schadenfreude and random Argentinian bikini

By: The Superficial / December 19, 2012

Gee, I Wonder Why Courtney Stodden Got Sent To Celebrate The King Of Thailand’s Birthday?

[Hint: The answer is penis. She has a penis.]

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Over the weekend The King of Thailand celebrated his 85th birthday at The Muay Thai Championship Fights in Playa Vista, CA. As per American tradition, we used our collective cultural knowledge of Thailand — based entirely on negative…

By: Photo Boy / December 4, 2012

Courtney Stodden Told 14-Year-Old Ariel Winter To Marry Her 18-Year-Old Boyfriend, Of Course

For everyone whose job doesn’t involve wearing pajama pants and reading TMZ all day, 14-year-old Modern Family star Ariel Winter emancipated herself from her, by all accounts, abusive, controlling stage mom and moved in with her sister who had to emancipate herself at the same age to escape similar abuse. In response, Ariel’s mother ha…

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2012

Courtney Stodden Wins ‘Most Dressed Like A Unicorn With Tits Standing Next To King Creepy Husband/Dad Of Molestercenshire’

Kinda had a feeling she’d win this one. Just something in my gut.

Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2012

Courtney Stodden Sexily Slips Her Sexy Curves Into Slutty Slexy Slime Slostumes

“This part right here keeps covering up my boobs. I’m not showing enough boob. Are you even listening me? And why are you wearing your sunglasses inside? If it’s to look at the dude behind the counter without me noticing, I already told him I’m your daughter and we do it, so he’s probably calling…

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2012

Courtney Stodden Sometimes Calls Doug ‘Dad,’ He Says He’s ‘Raising’ His Wife. Perfectly Healthy.

Dads do this.

Because the entire point of this whole child-bride charade was to land them a reality show, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson made their debut on VH1’s Couples Therapy 2 this week where apparently they couldn’t decide between just blatantly admitting they’re putting on a show or sticking to their pla…

By: The Superficial / October 5, 2012

Courtney Stodden’s Taking Those Porn Offers

So if you’re wondering how long it will take for Courtney Stodden to jump on one of the four porn offers she received on her 18th birthday, immediately. Almost immediately. TMZ reports:

Stodden just called in to “TMZ Live” … and told us she’s been “flooded” with XXX offers from the moment she…

By: The Superficial / August 30, 2012

Courtney Stodden’s New Single Sexily Sashays Onto Store Shelves (I Hate Myself)

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Since we now exist in a reality that includes Lindsay Lohan method-acting her Lifetime network role as Elizabeth Taylor, Octomom getting paid to flick the bean and Kim Kardashian as a possible mayoral candidate, why not toss Courtney Stodden‘s music career into the mix, effectively flicking a lit match…

By: Photo Boy / May 1, 2012

Things I Learned From Courtney Stodden’s Valentine’s Day Bikini Photos

Because the world needs a new Heidi & Spencer-esque couple with a hint of statutory rape now more than ever, here’s Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson posing for a Valentine’s Day-themed photo shoot that is not only disgustingly hilarious, but probably the most insightful look into their relationship since he banged her in a pumpkin

By: The Superficial / February 15, 2012

BEST OF 2011: Courtney Stodden Bikini Photos

Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2011

Happy Holidays From The Superficial

“Your children drove me to this.”

Roughly 300 AD, it was decided that a sequel to the Old Testament would be shekels in the camels because early Mesopotamia was a lot like modern Hollywood right down to the boy love and rampant golden showering of whores. So a group of writers got together…

By: The Superficial / December 23, 2011

Courtney Stodden In A Bikini Humping Santa

“Dear Santa of desire: Instead of you silently sliding down my chiseled chimney this year… can I slide down yours? XOs”Courtney Stodden, poet laureate.

Here’s Courtney Stodden in a holiday bikini basically dry-humping Doug Hutchinson in a Santa costume because if there’s one thing that truly captures the magic of Christmas,…

By: The Superficial / December 20, 2011
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