Courtney Stodden’s mom regrets letting Doug Hutchison marry her teenage daughter, and it’s a little too late for that. More »
It was getting close to if not already past the time to wrap Courtney Stodden in a shower curtain and toss her in an Internet landfill next to Weston Cage (Remember Weston Cage?). But then she did something remarkable by showing everyone how low her implants are sagging, and the whole site lit up like… More »
Originally, I was going to write a post about Jonathan Dwyer head-butting his wife for not having sex with him, but then I saw these pics of Courtney Stodden’s breasts and decided we needed 30 photos of them because they look all weird. As for which of those topics would’ve opened a more beneficial dialog,… More »
Courtney Stodden has been rapidly fading from relevancy yet is remarkably determined to not just throw in the towel and do porn which makes her a better person than Farrah Abraham. Then again, so is this bagel. Anyway, in a successful (because I’m a cheap clickwhore) Hail Mary pass to get back in the press,… More »
Goddammit, this is like watching a unicorn die. WHY?!?
Earlier in the week, we learned that the greatest romance of every single generation known to man was coming to an end, and now comes an official statement from Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison letting us know that even though we’ll only see one… More »
When 51-year-old Doug Hutchison married 16-year-old Courtney Stodden turning them into inexplicable Internet stars, it was without question the crown jewel of American exceptionalism. Legend has it George Washington himself rose from the grave and announced this to be the very reason he joined forces with Jesus to win the Revolutionary War with nothing but… More »
“Just look down at them once, honey, it’s okay. You don’t have to keep making eye contact. No, really, look down. Doug, look down. LOOK DOWN AT MY TITS.”
Oh thank God. For a minute there, I was afraid Courtney Stodden was going to shamelessly parade her new implants around like goddamn pinatas, but this? This is tasteful. Like staring into the Louvre if the Louvre honks when you squeeze it.
“Waft in that speed!” – Santa
As some of you already noticed, our new gallery setup went live last night and speaking in the most technical of terms, it’s fast as fuck. So no more reloading the page with every pic, just a smooth, smooth ride through celebrity schadenfreude and random Argentinian bikini… More »
[Hint: The answer is penis. She has a penis.]
Posted by Photo Boy
Over the weekend The King of Thailand celebrated his 85th birthday at The Muay Thai Championship Fights in Playa Vista, CA. As per American tradition, we used our collective cultural knowledge of Thailand — based entirely on negative… More »
For everyone whose job doesn’t involve wearing pajama pants and reading TMZ all day, 14-year-old Modern Family star Ariel Winter emancipated herself from her, by all accounts, abusive, controlling stage mom and moved in with her sister who had to emancipate herself at the same age to escape similar abuse. In response, Ariel’s mother has… More »
Kinda had a feeling she’d win this one. Just something in my gut.
Photos: Glen McCurtayne/Coleman-Rayner … More »
“This part right here keeps covering up my boobs. I’m not showing enough boob. Are you even listening me? And why are you wearing your sunglasses inside? If it’s to look at the dude behind the counter without me noticing, I already told him I’m your daughter and we do it, so he’s probably calling… More »
Dads do this.
Because the entire point of this whole child-bride charade was to land them a reality show, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson made their debut on VH1’s Couples Therapy 2 this week where apparently they couldn’t decide between just blatantly admitting they’re putting on a show or sticking to their plan… More »
Stodden just called in to “TMZ Live” … and told us she’s been “flooded” with XXX offers from the moment she… More »
Posted by Photo Boy
Since we now exist in a reality that includes Lindsay Lohan method-acting her Lifetime network role as Elizabeth Taylor, Octomom getting paid to flick the bean and Kim Kardashian as a possible mayoral candidate, why not toss Courtney Stodden’s music career into the mix, effectively flicking a lit match… More »
Because the world needs a new Heidi & Spencer-esque couple with a hint of statutory rape now more than ever, here’s Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson posing for a Valentine’s Day-themed photo shoot that is not only disgustingly hilarious, but probably the most insightful look into their relationship since he banged her in a pumpkin… More »
Welcome to the magical time between Christmas and New Year’s when The Superficial lazily rehashes all the posts you sick sons of bitches couldn’t get enough of. This year, in lieu of a Top 10, we’ve decided to break it down by the best post of each month so we can all relive the joy… More »