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Jon Stewart Came Back To Rip The GOP Another Orange Asshole

Jon Stewart had words for the Tangelo Tyrant and it was glorious.

Mike Redmond | July 22, 2016 - 11:20 am

Phil Robertson: Jesus Can Make All Of Trump’s Scandals Disappear

Phil Robertson wants to be Donald Trump’s spiritual advisor, and I’ll tell you what, he’s just full of ideas.

Mike Redmond | July 15, 2016 - 11:56 am

‘Hey Latinos, Fuck You!’ – Signed, The Palins & Me, Dakota!

In some states, Donald Trump is literally polling 0% with minorities. This should probably help.

Mike Redmond | July 14, 2016 - 12:58 pm

Kanye West Made Taylor Swift Revenge Porn, How Was Your Weekend?

Kanye West released a video with a naked wax statue of Taylor Swift lying next to him because that’s not fucked up or anything.

Mike Redmond | June 27, 2016 - 10:25 am

Taylor Swift Isn’t Thrilled To Be An Aryan Goddess? Weird

Neo-Nazis think Taylor Swift is a “pure Aryan goddess” waiting for Trump’s presidency so she can become Lady Hitler or some stupid shit.

Mike Redmond | May 25, 2016 - 10:23 am

PSA: Donald Trump Is Talking Out His Ass About Guns

Let’s start here. Does Donald Trump even know what a gun is?

Mike Redmond | May 23, 2016 - 2:02 pm

Donald Trump Might Make Sarah Palin His VP. The Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin is on Donald Trump’s list of VP potentials, because it’s not like she’s ever fucked that up before.

Carmen Ribecca | May 16, 2016 - 3:15 pm

Jean-Claude Van Damme: The Illuminati Won’t Let Trump Be President

Jean-Claude Van Damme is the political mind America needs right now. No, the world.

Mike Redmond | May 2, 2016 - 2:13 pm

Donald Trump Says Caitlyn Jenner Can Pee Wherever She Wants

Donald Trump is suddenly very pro-transgender. I’m scared.

Mike Redmond | April 21, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Kirstie Alley Hands Donald Trump The Batshit Xenu Vote

Kristie Alley is voting for Trump because she’s a woman. Okay.

Mike Redmond | April 11, 2016 - 2:15 pm

Aaron Carter’s Secret Political Intelligence Has Led Him Back To Trump

Aaron Carter is back on the Trump train, so you can stop agonizing over casting your ballot now.

Carmen Ribecca | April 6, 2016 - 2:30 pm

Let’s Try This, Which Daughters Does Donald Trump *Not* Want To Fuck?

Donald Trump is obsessed with his daugther Tiffany’s breasts, too. Oh, good.

Mike Redmond | April 6, 2016 - 11:19 am

Chelsea Handler’s Butt Hole Is Campaigning Against Trump, Great

Chelsea Handler’s butt hole would like to say a few words about Donald Trump who you should apparently vote for or Sarah Palin will kill again. This is our country now. …

Mike Redmond | April 5, 2016 - 10:45 am

Kendra Wilkinson Supports Trump Because She’s A ‘Conspiracy Theorist’

Kendra Wilkinson is voting for Donald Trump because she thinks being conservative means you live in a house.

Mike Redmond | April 1, 2016 - 2:00 pm

Susan Sarandon Wants People To Go Bernie Or Bust, Goddammit

Susan Sarandon’s boobs have some dangerous shit to propose.

Mike Redmond | March 29, 2016 - 12:42 pm

Now Caitlyn Jenner’s Voting For Trump, I Don’t Even Know

Caitlyn Jenner will vote whoever the Republican candidate is because paying less taxes is more important than “trans issues.” Cute.

Mike Redmond | March 24, 2016 - 1:15 pm

Trump Loses Crucial Aaron Carter Vote

Donald Trump just lost his invitation to Aaron’s Party, but don’t worry, for off in the distance, a Chachi waits.

Mike Redmond | March 22, 2016 - 11:00 am

John Oliver Just Shit All Over Donald Trump’s Stupid Wall

John Oliver went after Donald Trump’s bullshit wall around Mexico.

Mike Redmond | March 21, 2016 - 9:30 am

Tiffany Trump Seems Fun. Also, There’s A Tiffany Trump?

So were you guys going to tell me about Tiffany Trump before or after the election? I thought we were friends.

Mike Redmond | March 17, 2016 - 12:10 pm
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