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Country Music Star Blake Shelton Is A Racist Homophobe? Get Out

The internet found Blake Shelton’s deleted racist, homophobic tweets in case there was any doubt if he’s voting for Trump. More »


Clint Eastwood Yells At Cloud

Clint Eastwood is tired of our “pussy generation” making a big hoodoo over racism. He likes squirrels though. More »


Dakota Meyer Called Out Donald Trump, Bristol Palin’s Dakota Meyer

Dakota Meyer just overturned the grift-cart. More »



Jon Stewart Came Back To Rip The GOP Another Orange Asshole

Jon Stewart had words for the Tangelo Tyrant and it was glorious. More »


Phil Robertson: Jesus Can Make All Of Trump’s Scandals Disappear

Phil Robertson wants to be Donald Trump’s spiritual advisor, and I’ll tell you what, he’s just full of ideas. More »


‘Hey Latinos, Fuck You!’ – Signed, The Palins & Me, Dakota!

In some states, Donald Trump is literally polling 0% with minorities. This should probably help. More »



Kanye West Made Taylor Swift Revenge Porn, How Was Your Weekend?

Kanye West released a video with a naked wax statue of Taylor Swift lying next to him because that’s not fucked up or anything. More »


Taylor Swift Isn’t Thrilled To Be An Aryan Goddess? Weird

Neo-Nazis think Taylor Swift is a “pure Aryan goddess” waiting for Trump’s presidency so she can become Lady Hitler or some stupid shit. More »


PSA: Donald Trump Is Talking Out His Ass About Guns

Let’s start here. Does Donald Trump even know what a gun is? More »



Donald Trump Might Make Sarah Palin His VP. The Sarah Palin.

Sarah Palin is on Donald Trump’s list of VP potentials, because it’s not like she’s ever fucked that up before. More »


Jean-Claude Van Damme: The Illuminati Won’t Let Trump Be President

Jean-Claude Van Damme is the political mind America needs right now. No, the world. More »


Caitlyn Jenner Peed In The Trump Tower Without Assaulting Your Children

Caitlyn Jenner took Donald Trump up on his offer. More »



Donald Trump Says Caitlyn Jenner Can Pee Wherever She Wants

Donald Trump is suddenly very pro-transgender. I’m scared. More »


Kirstie Alley Hands Donald Trump The Batshit Xenu Vote

Kristie Alley is voting for Trump because she’s a woman. Okay. More »


Aaron Carter’s Secret Political Intelligence Has Led Him Back To Trump

Aaron Carter is back on the Trump train, so you can stop agonizing over casting your ballot now. More »



Let’s Try This, Which Daughters Does Donald Trump *Not* Want To Fuck?

Donald Trump is obsessed with his daugther Tiffany’s breasts, too. Oh, good. More »


Chelsea Handler’s Butt Hole Is Campaigning Against Trump, Great

Chelsea Handler’s butt hole would like to say a few words about Donald Trump who you should apparently vote for or Sarah Palin will kill again. This is our country now. … More »


Kendra Wilkinson Supports Trump Because She’s A ‘Conspiracy Theorist’

Kendra Wilkinson is voting for Donald Trump because she thinks being conservative means you live in a house. More »



Susan Sarandon Wants People To Go Bernie Or Bust, Goddammit

Susan Sarandon’s boobs have some dangerous shit to propose. More »


Now Caitlyn Jenner’s Voting For Trump, I Don’t Even Know

Caitlyn Jenner will vote whoever the Republican candidate is because paying less taxes is more important than “trans issues.” Cute. More »


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