Posts tagged "Donald Trump"

Donald Trump Loves The Muslims

Donald Trump would put a Muslim in his cabinet, or even on his ticket, because he loves them so much now. They’re “great” people.

The Superficial | September 21, 2015 - 2:40 pm

Tom Brady Is A Donald Trump Supporter

Tom Brady has a Donald Trump hat in his locker. We’re all fucked.

The Superficial | September 8, 2015 - 12:55 pm

Two Donald Trump Supporters Peed On And Beat A Homeless Guy

Donald Trump supporters are beating homeless people with poles now. America’s great again!

Photo Boy | August 21, 2015 - 1:15 pm

A Bad Lip Reading Of The GOP Debate And Other News

Sandra Bullock’s new boyfriend hopefully isn’t a Nazi. [Lainey Gossip]

Amy Poehler pissed off the Beyhive with an awesome joke. [Dlisted]

Sandwiches are destroying traditional marriage. [The Frisky]

Kristen Stewart smiled? WE’RE ALL DEAD! [IDLYITW]

Your morning links.

The Superficial | August 20, 2015 - 9:52 am

Here Are Donald Trump’s Note Cards Because I’m Not Watching That Shit

Donald Trump probably shouldn’t leave these laying around. This is election-winning gold, baby.

The Superficial | August 6, 2015 - 8:32 pm

Bill Clinton Encouraged Donald Trump To Run For President

Bill Clinton just trolled the GOP like a boss.

The Superficial | August 6, 2015 - 10:25 am

Donald Trump Would Give Sarah Palin A Cabinet Position

It’s official: Donald Trump has no intentions of running for president. Not even one.

The Superficial | July 29, 2015 - 2:15 pm

Donald Trump Didn’t Rape Ivana Because ‘You Can’t Rape Your Spouse’

Donald Trump’s lawyer actually said marital rape isn’t a real thing out loud. And here we go.

The Superficial | July 28, 2015 - 1:01 pm

Donald Trump On John McCain: ‘I Like People Who Weren’t Captured’

Donald Trump doesn’t like John McCain because he got captured in Vietnam and actually voiced that opinion out loud because Donald Trump.

The Superficial | July 20, 2015 - 11:38 am

Donald Trump Paid Extras To Fill Campaign Launch Crowd

It seems Donald Trump might be completely and totally full of shit. I’m a shocked as you are.

Photo Boy | June 18, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Donald Trump Is Running For President. Officially This Time.

Donald Trump decided to officially run for president this time because his doctor friends have too many accountants? I don’t know. Let’s laugh at his hair, shall we?

Photo Boy | June 16, 2015 - 12:20 pm

Donald Trump Fired Rudy Huxtable Because She Wouldn’t Call Bill Cosby

WARNING: Video contains Kate Gosselin talking.

Knowing everything we know, and continue to learn, about Bill Cosby, you’d assume someone at NBC would have seen footage of Donald Trump firing Keshia Knight Pulliam, TV’s Rudy Huxtable, for refusing to call Bill Cosby while filming Celebrity Apprentice and bury it under no less than…

The Superficial | January 5, 2015 - 12:34 pm

The Bill Cosby Shitstorm With Special Guests Glenn Beck & Donald Trump

And now for today’s onslaught of Bill Cosby news which brings two more accusers on top of yesterday’s Therese Serignese and Lou Ferrigno’s wife Carla for a grand total of four woman in the past 24 hours and presumably more the second I hit “Publish.” But before I begin, let’s reiterate what we know about…

The Superficial | November 21, 2014 - 1:50 pm

Donald Trump Claims He Wouldn’t Have Sex With Kim Kardashian Or Jennifer Lopez

In a new interview with Howard Stern, Donald Trump apparently made it clear that he would pass on having sex with Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian who he says would’ve been rightfully shunned in the olden days. And not because she has sex with black guys, but just assume that’s part of the rich tapestry

The Superficial | June 18, 2014 - 1:30 pm

Donald Trump Tells Robert Pattinson Not To Take Kristen Stewart Back, Is Very Concerned With This

Donald Trump may have been completely wrong about Obama’s birth certificate (In The Donald’s defense, the dude did look some kind of black.), but if there’s one thing a double divorcee now married to a Slovenian model understands, it’s love. So here he is tweet-warning Robert Pattinson not to take Kristen Stewart back because have…

The Superficial | October 18, 2012 - 1:24 pm

Donald Trump Isn’t Running For President

NOTE: Mommy and Daddy are going to talk politics for a minute, so for those of you just here for the pretty pictures, we’ve had an entire morning of bikini photos and whatever the hell Jennifer Lopez is wearing. If L. Ron Hubbard drew Spider-Man, it’d look like that.
Despite the pivotal Joey Lawrence endorsement,…

The Superficial | May 16, 2011 - 1:50 pm

Joey Lawrence Endorses Donald Trump

After having his ass handed to him yesterday by the president himself, (Or did he? Says these crazy people here and here.) Donald Trump has miraculously received the crucial Joey Lawrence endorsement that will make him a lock for the 2012 presidential election should he decide to run which he won’t. FOX News, of course,…

The Superficial | April 28, 2011 - 9:59 am

Obama Releases Birth Certificate

“Robot HOOUUUUSEEEE! I mean, Obama.”
President Obama apparently woke up this morning and decided to see how many times he could make Donald Trump’s toupee spin because he just released his supposedly mythical long form Hawaiian birth certificate which is now available on the White House blog:
The President believed the distraction over his birth…

The Superficial | April 27, 2011 - 10:30 am

The Situation Jokes You Didn’t Hear on The Donald Trump Roast

As previously reported, The Situation was invited to the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump last week where he not only bombed but managed to piss off Snoop Dogg in the process by making a joke about slavery. Immediately there was talk of The Situation being edited out, but within 24 hours Comedy Central began…

The Superficial | March 16, 2011 - 1:50 pm

The Situation Booed Off Stage at Donald Trump Roast

Not realizing he was only invited so the real comedians had more material than just a bad toupee, The Situation actually attempted to tell jokes at last night’s Comedy Central roast of Donald Trump only to be booed off stage, according to the LA Times:
The Situation went up to the microphone, wearing Aviator sunglasses,…

The Superficial | March 10, 2011 - 2:15 pm
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