Posts tagged "Donald Trump"

Donald Trump On John McCain: ‘I Like People Who Weren’t Captured’

Donald Trump doesn’t like John McCain because he got captured in Vietnam and actually voiced that opinion out loud because Donald Trump.

By: The Superficial / July 20, 2015

Donald Trump Paid Extras To Fill Campaign Launch Crowd

It seems Donald Trump might be completely and totally full of shit. I’m a shocked as you are.

By: Photo Boy / June 18, 2015

Donald Trump Is Running For President. Officially This Time.

Donald Trump decided to officially run for president this time because his doctor friends have too many accountants? I don’t know. Let’s laugh at his hair, shall we?

By: Photo Boy / June 16, 2015

Donald Trump Fired Rudy Huxtable Because She Wouldn’t Call Bill Cosby

WARNING: Video contains Kate Gosselin talking.

Knowing everything we know, and continue to learn, about Bill Cosby, you’d assume someone at NBC would have seen footage of Donald Trump firing Keshia Knight Pulliam, TV’s Rudy Huxtable, for refusing to call Bill Cosby while filming Celebrity Apprentice and bury it under no less tha…

By: The Superficial / January 5, 2015

The Bill Cosby Shitstorm With Special Guests Glenn Beck & Donald Trump

And now for today’s onslaught of Bill Cosby news which brings two more accusers on top of yesterday’s Therese Serignese and Lou Ferrigno’s wife Carla for a grand total of four woman in the past 24 hours and presumably more the second I hit “Publish.” But before I begin, let’s reiterate what we know about…

By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014

Donald Trump Claims He Wouldn’t Have Sex With Kim Kardashian Or Jennifer Lopez

In a new interview with Howard Stern, Donald Trump apparently made it clear that he would pass on having sex with Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian who he says would’ve been rightfully shunned in the olden days. And not because she has sex with black guys, but just assume that’s part of the rich tapestry

By: The Superficial / June 18, 2014

Donald Trump Tells Robert Pattinson Not To Take Kristen Stewart Back, Is Very Concerned With This

Donald Trump may have been completely wrong about Obama’s birth certificate (In The Donald’s defense, the dude did look some kind of black.), but if there’s one thing a double divorcee now married to a Slovenian model understands, it’s love. So here he is tweet-warning Robert Pattinson not to take Kristen Stewart back because have…

By: The Superficial / October 18, 2012

Donald Trump Isn’t Running For President

NOTE: Mommy and Daddy are going to talk politics for a minute, so for those of you just here for the pretty pictures, we’ve had an entire morning of bikini photos and whatever the hell Jennifer Lopez is wearing. If L. Ron Hubbard drew Spider-Man, it’d look like that.

Despite the pivotal Joey

By: The Superficial / May 16, 2011

Joey Lawrence Endorses Donald Trump

After having his ass handed to him yesterday by the president himself, (Or did he? Says these crazy people here and here.) Donald Trump has miraculously received the crucial Joey Lawrence endorsement that will make him a lock for the 2012 presidential election should he decide to run which he won’t. FOX News, of course,…

By: The Superficial / April 28, 2011

Obama Releases Birth Certificate

“Robot HOOUUUUSEEEE! I mean, Obama.”

President Obama apparently woke up this morning and decided to see how many times he could make Donald Trump’s toupee spin because he just released his supposedly mythical long form Hawaiian birth certificate which is now available on the White House blog:

The President believed the…

By: The Superficial / April 27, 2011

The Situation Jokes You Didn’t Hear on The Donald Trump Roast

As previously reported, The Situation was invited to the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump last week where he not only bombed but managed to piss off Snoop Dogg in the process by making a joke about slavery. Immediately there was talk of The Situation being edited out, but within 24 hours Comedy Central bega…

By: The Superficial / March 16, 2011

The Situation Booed Off Stage at Donald Trump Roast

Not realizing he was only invited so the real comedians had more material than just a bad toupee, The Situation actually attempted to tell jokes at last night’s Comedy Central roast of Donald Trump only to be booed off stage, according to the LA Times:

The Situation went up to the microphone, wearing…

By: The Superficial / March 10, 2011

Miss Universe is a Mexican. OH NOES, WHITE PEOPLE!

Miss Mexico Jimena Navarrete was officially named the hottest chick on the planet, or just Miss Universe 2010, in Vegas last night effectively continuing Donald Trump’s silent campaign to make white people’s heads explode into a boner stew of xenophobia. — I don’t even know what that means. Granted, this was a competition between countrie…

By: The Superficial / August 24, 2010

Miss USA pretended to strip. BURN HER!

That didn’t take long.

Rima Fakih, the Miss USA 2010 winner who’s “flushing our society down the toilet” by winning a beauty pageant according to white people with the Internet, apparently competed in a pole-dancing contest for Detroit’s Mojo in the Morning radio show in 2007 which is now being investigated by pageant…

By: The Superficial / May 17, 2010

Miss USA is an Arab!

Donald Trump did it again.

Last year he brought us the topless bigot parade of Carrie Prejean, and now this year he’s gone ahead and pissed in the “Real America’s” face by naming Arab-American and Miss Michigan Rima Fakih Miss USA 2010. Not only that, she beat Miss Oklahoma who supported the controversial…

By: The Superficial / May 17, 2010

Donald Trump: ‘Bret Michaels is gonna die’

Donald Trump informed TMZ this morning that Bret Michaels is in “big, big trouble and the prognosis is not great.”

Michaels is a contestant on this season’s “Celebrity Apprentice” and, ironically, Trump says Michaels’ scrappiness is the best thing he has going for him.
As Trump put it, “He turns out to be…

By: The Superficial / April 26, 2010

Donald Trump to Carrie Prejean: ‘Do porn.’

After throwing a hissy fit on Larry King Live and getting caught in several lies about her solo vaginal adventures, Carrie Prejean has turned to Donald Trump in a last ditch plea for advice. He responded with nothing less than pure wisdom. Via Page Six:

“Maybe,” Mr. Trump said only half-jokingly, “she…

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2009

Donald Trump: ‘Carrie Prejean leaked sex tape for publicity’

Donald Trump threw Carrie Prejean under the bus yesterday by commenting on the convenience of her sex tape being revealed just in time for the release of her book. Via Extra:

“She’s trying to act like she’s a nun… so maybe she should release the sex tape and people would see whether or…

By: The Superficial / November 11, 2009

Carrie Prejean sues for ‘religious discrimination.’ Christ…

Carrie Prejean filed a lawsuit today claiming Shanna Moakler and Keith Lewis, but strangely not the Donald, subjected her to “religious discrimination, defamation, public disclosure of private facts, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and negligent infliction of emotional distress.” Carrie had teased a lawsuit a month ago only to use the opportunity to push…

By: The Superficial / August 31, 2009

Carrie Prejean found out she was fired from the media

Carrie Prejean apparently learned she was stripped of her crown through the media and immediately went on the offensive. She claims the Miss California Organization wanted her to pose in Playboy and appear on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! TMZ reports:

Prejean claims pageant honcho Keith Lewis actually asked…

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2009
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