Donald Sterling

Blake Griffin’s Parting Shot On Donald Sterling

I’m aware this isn’t Blake Griffin, but goddamnit I love this picture.

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While Fish was away last year serving a brief stint after being found in Jon Hamm’s dresser posing as an athletic supporter, I was fortunate enough to single-handedly cover the whole Donald Sterling-is-the-core-of-Satan’s asshole-seriously-the-part-right-where-the-shit-begins-story, which I concluded… More »

Uh, Guys, I Don’t Think It Was The Russians

While separatists armed by Putin almost definitely shot down Malaysia Airline Flight MH17 yesterday over the Ukraine, new information suggests far more sinister forces may be at work here. Buzzfeed reports:

More than 100 delegates and family members of the 20th International AIDS Conference, due to begin Sunday, were on board Malaysia Airlines… More »

V. Stiviano’s Attacker Has Been Arrested

So remember the other day when I wrote about V. Stiviano being allegedly attacked and called a “nigger” by two men in New York, and I was like, “You guys, this definitely happened, and the last thing we should do is question her credibility while these perps are still out there in real life.” Well,… More »

V. Stiviano Allegedly Beaten, Called A ‘N*gger’ By Attackers In New York

According to her lawyer which immediately makes all of this sound extremely credible, V. Stiviano was allegedly attacked by a group of assailants in New York last night who apparently called her a nigger. Outside of the theory that she made all of this up because she never went to police but did, however, start… More »

Donald Sterling’s Interview Is A Goddamn Goldmine

Donald Sterling’s full interview with Anderson Cooper aired last night, and Jesus fucking Christ, is it a goddamn treasure trove. Not only does it take his admitted jealousy of Magic Johnson obsessively further, but it also manages to make Donald Sterling look like even more of a racist if that’s even possible. I say this… More »

Donald Sterling Is Sorry He Was Tricked Into Saying The Racist Thoughts In His Head

While I was on vacation, I completely missed the entire Donald Sterling fiasco which Photo Boy manhandled eloquently right down to laughing with glee at a racist old bastard dying of cancer. *balances a treat on his nose* Except before that last part happens, Donald Sterling would like your forgiveness and more importantly, your understanding… More »

Your Feel Good Post Of The Day: Chris Brown’s Still In Jail & Donald Sterling Has Cancer

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It looks like Donald Sterling’s lifetime ban from the NBA might end sooner than expected with the news that he’s battling prostate cancer. I’ll pause while everyone decides to react with “Well, that is terrible, I wouldn’t wish that on anyone,” instead of what really initially popped into all… More »

Here’s How That Donald Sterling Thing Is Going

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Yesterday we learned what a racist pile of dogshit Donald Sterling’s been for most of his life, so today we’re going to drum our fingers together with glee pretending the the mass exodus of Clippers sponsorships will have any real effect on his life. The sad fact is that… More »

Donald Sterling Is The Racist D*ckbag We Deserve

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Over the weekend TMZ Sports broke the story of LA Clippers owner and world-class fuckhead Donald Sterling getting caught on audio recording by his then girlfriend V. Stiviano in one of the strangest racist arguments ever secretly recorded by a jilted lover. The main crux of his argument, if… More »