Posts tagged "DMX"

DMX Is Fighting George Zimmerman

Because he's a level-headed man who's not at all prone to extremes, George Zimmerman was hoping he'd get a chance to celebrity box Kanye West. Instead, he got DMX which is still great news because all that mattered was George had probable cause to stand his ground, so go ahead and check off that box.

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2014

Angelina Jolie trying to have more twins (And something about strippers)

Other happenings in the world: - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are trying "really hard" to have another set of twins. Someone needs to stop letting these two watch TLC before you can't get the paper without tripping over their kids. Dammit, Maddox, my azaleas! [Star] - Jessica Biel plays a stripper in an upcoming…

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2008

DMX must wake up each morning and wonder ‘Hmm. What time will I get arrested today?’

DMX must really like getting arrested. In fact, I'm willing to go so far to say he should marry getting arrested. He was picked up yesterday at an Arizona Wal-Mart after he failed to show up for a court hearing on Tuesday for his animal-cruelty and drug-possession case. E! Online reports: Although DMX's attorney did…

By: The Superficial / August 14, 2008

DMX arrested for identity theft

DMX must love getting arrested. He was picked up Saturday at a Phoenix mall on suspicion that he gave a hospital a fake name and social to duck paying for his visit, according to the AP: Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said that when DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, went to Scottsdale's Mayo…

By: The Superficial / July 20, 2008

DMX is a terrible dog owner

A raid on DMX's house in Arizona found three dog corpses and several unattended pitbulls outside. A search of the property yielded three canine corpses, one of which "seemed to be burned." Police also found "a large number of weapons, some drug paraphernalia, and a lot of cars that don't match the license plates." DMX'…

By: The Superficial / August 27, 2007