Posts tagged "Divorce"

Ben Affleck Is Not Banging The Nanny

Ben Affleck is denying tabloid reports that he stuck his penis in the nanny. Batman prefers butlers.

By: The Superficial / July 29, 2015

Blake Shelton Kicked Miranda Lambert Out For Cheating On Him

Blake Shelton believes Miranda Lambert cheated on him and kicked her off his ranch. Pure country! It’s coming back.

By: The Superficial / July 21, 2015

Ben Affleck Got A Muscle Car

Ben Affleck is a sad, middle-aged dude. Just like you!

By: The Superficial / July 15, 2015

Kanye West to Scott Disick: ‘Real Men Don’t Abandon Their Family!’

Kanye West is furious about Scott Disick abandoning his family. Kanye is performing in Ottawa tonight.

By: Photo Boy / July 9, 2015

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Love The Paparazzi Now

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner shove their family in front of the camera after 8,000 tabloids reported they’re getting divorced any second now.

By: The Superficial / May 29, 2015

Bill O’Reilly Allegedly Abused His Wife In Front Of His Daughter

Bill O’Reilly allegedly dragged his ex-wife down the stairs by her throat in front of their daughter which I want to joke seems out of character, but who am I kidding?

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2015

Terrence Howard’s Ex Has Him By The Tiny Penis

Terrence Howard’s ex-wife allegedly extorted him with photos of his apparently little dick, so does anyone have her address? I want to send a gift basket.

By: Photo Boy / May 7, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Now A Simple Commoner With A Commoner’s Divorce

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin signed divorce papers. They’re one of us now.

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Tom Cruise Hasn’t Seen Suri In A Year

Question: How is Tom Cruise not being around a bad thing?

By: The Superficial / April 7, 2015

Hawkeye’s Divorce Is Going Well

Jeremy Renner claims his ex threatened to release embarrassing ‘intimate’ videos if he wouldn’t marry her so she could get her green card.

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2015

Rick Salomon: Pamela Anderson Is A ‘Serial Baby Killer’

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon’s divorce is going well.

By: The Superficial / March 16, 2015

HILARY DUFF FILED FOR DIVORCE!!!!!

Hilary Duff finally filed for divorce from Mike Comrie. *takes hit of Binaca* Let’s do this.

By: The Superficial / February 23, 2015

Giada De Laurentiis’ Breasts Are Single: Your Happy Post Of The Day

It’s the holidays, so here’s some shit to make you smile even though this little meter I’m looking at says all of you are staring into Jessie Nizewitz’s baby chute right now. I literally don’t have to do anything the rest of the day.

1. Giada De Laurentiis is getting a divorce, and…

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

Stephen Collins Confesses To Molesting Three Underage Girls

Despite audio recordings of him admitting he’s a child molester being leaked to the press, Stephen Collins had the benefit of everybody forgetting all of this even happened thanks to Bill Cosby and a large swath of assholes believing his wife made the whole thing up to get more money out of the divorce because…

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014

Mariah Carey Ruined Christmas Or Something

There are way more important things happening in New York than Mariah Carey acting exactly like Mariah Carey, but if we talk about Eric Garner instead of Christmas tree lights, Gretchen Carlson’s jaw will unhinge and open a portal to the demon world. So above is Mariah Carey performing live at Rockefeller Center after blowing…

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014

Amy Poehler Bombed A Date With John Stamos

John Stamos is a beautiful, ageless possible-centaur who any man, woman, child, or beast would feel extremely self-concscious about dating. And Amy Poehler is no exception because here she is telling Howard Stern about the time she went out to dinner with Uncle Jesse shortly after divorcing Will Arnett and completely bombed that shit. Although,…

By: The Superficial / October 28, 2014
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