Brian Austin Green gets to live off of TMNT money forever. You really are a bastard, God.
Jared Fogle’s wife isn’t fucking around.
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green broke up. Voodoo works!
Christine Ouzounian is trying to ride Ben Affleck’s dick into a reality TV deal.
Lamar Odom surprised Khloe Kardashian at the gym because could you imagine the ratings if he killed her? Kris Jenner has.
Ben Affleck brought the nanny on a private jet with Tom Brady. How did he think that would play out?
Ben Affleck’s straying dick just got thrown under the bus.
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are getting a divorce, too.
Ben Affleck, you stupid devil you.
Ben Affleck is denying tabloid reports that he stuck his penis in the nanny. Batman prefers butlers.
Miranda Lambert claims Blake Shelton is the cheater. Yee-haw?
Blake Shelton believes Miranda Lambert cheated on him and kicked her off his ranch. Pure country! It’s coming back.
Ben Affleck is a sad, middle-aged dude. Just like you!
Kanye West is furious about Scott Disick abandoning his family. Kanye is performing in Ottawa tonight.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are going to keep living in the same house together. Okay.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner will take that divorce now.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner shove their family in front of the camera after 8,000 tabloids reported they’re getting divorced any second now.
January Jones and Bobby Flay reportedly had sex many times while he was still married to Stephanie March in 2010.
Bill O’Reilly allegedly dragged his ex-wife down the stairs by her throat in front of their daughter which I want to joke seems out of character, but who am I kidding?
Terrence Howard’s ex-wife allegedly extorted him with photos of his apparently little dick, so does anyone have her address? I want to send a gift basket.