Posts tagged "Divorce"

Giada De Laurentiis’ Breasts Are Single: Your Happy Post Of The Day

It's the holidays, so here's some shit to make you smile even though this little meter I'm looking at says all of you are staring into Jessie Nizewitz's baby chute right now. I literally don't have to do anything the rest of the day. 1. Giada De Laurentiis is …
By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

Stephen Collins Confesses To Molesting Three Underage Girls

Despite audio recordings of him admitting he's a child molester being leaked to the press, Stephen Collins had the benefit of everybody forgetting all of this even happened thanks to Bill Cosby and a large swath of assholes believing his wife made the whole thing up to get more …
By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014

Mariah Carey Ruined Christmas Or Something

There are way more important things happening in New York than Mariah Carey acting exactly like Mariah Carey, but if we talk about Eric Garner instead of Christmas tree lights, Gretchen Carlson's jaw will unhinge and open a portal to the demon world. So above is Mariah Carey performing …
By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014

Amy Poehler Bombed A Date With John Stamos

John Stamos is a beautiful, ageless possible-centaur who any man, woman, child, or beast would feel extremely self-concscious about dating. And Amy Poehler is no exception because here she is telling Howard Stern about the time she went out to dinner with Uncle Jesse shortly after divorcing …
By: The Superficial / October 28, 2014

Stephen Collins To Faye Grant: ‘Now I Can’t Make Money Anymore. FACE.’

"Aw yeah, totally can't make money anymore because people think I'm a child molester. SUCK IT!" Now that Stephen Collins is a complete Hollywood pariah after he allegedly confessed to molesting children during a therapy session secretly recorded by his wife Faye Grant, he and his lawyer thought it'd …
By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014

Stephen Collins Won’t Be Charged With Child Molestation. Yup.

Despite audio tapes where he allegedly confesses to molesting several children, Stephen Collins will not be facing any charges from the recently re-opened investigations by the NYPD and LAPD because the statute of limitations has expired. So not only is that awful, but I'm pretty sure this is how …
By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014

Robin Thicke Just Joined Leo’s Pussy Posse

Posted by Photo Boy Robin Thicke's nine year marriage to Paula Patton unofficially hit the skids when Miley Cyrus forever tainted his dick by sliming her hillbilly ass all over it during their VMA performance. As of October 3rd, Paula officially filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences" even …
By: Photo Boy / October 16, 2014

Let’s Get Stephen Collins Out of The Way

So here's everything that's happened since our last Stephen Collins post where he allegedly told his wife he's glad they didn't have a son because he wouldn't be able to "keep his little penis out of his mouth," and we all threw up because that's literally the most fucked up shit …
By: The Superficial / October 9, 2014

Stephen Collins Allegedly Made Comments About Molesting His Own Kids

So here's what's happening: I'm going to update you on all the horrible ass shit coming out of the Stephen Collins child molestation fiasco, and then immediately bury my face in new pics of Hilary Duff's butt because goddamn everything about this. Specifically this email Faye Grant allegedly sent …
By: The Superficial / October 8, 2014

Stephen Collins Fired From ‘Ted 2′

After recordings surfaced of Stephen Collins allegedly confessing to molesting children during a therapy session with his estranged wife, everybody involved with Ted 2 apparently realized, "Goddamit, there's a pedophile (people know about) in our movie," and quickly did something about it. EW reports: Although the 67-year-old actor has …
By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014

Stephen Collins, Dad From ‘7th Heaven,’ Is An Alleged Child Molester

Do you have fond, wholesome memories of watching 7th Heaven? They're gone now. TMZ reports: Stephen Collins -- who played the pastor/dad on "7th Heaven" -- confessed to his estranged wife he was a child molester, and it's all on tape ... a tape obtained by TMZ. And the …
By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014

Wiz Khalifa Might’ve Cheated On Amber Rose With Twins

So Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose's divorce just got interesting (to me). According to Peter Rosenberg, a DJ on Hot 97 and friend of Amber Rose, she apparently walked in on Wiz banging fashion designers Jas and Ness Rose (above) who also happen to be twin sisters.
By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014

Kris & Bruce Jenner Filed For Divorce

It's been almost a year since Kris and Bruce Jenner separated, and now it's time for them to file for divorce because that's what's written in the script between Kourtney gets pregnant again and Rob shoots himself next to a bucket of ribs for November sweeps. (Calling it.) People …
By: The Superficial / September 23, 2014

Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Headed For Divorce

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger already shat in our ears musically, so what other purpose could their marriage possibly serve after that? It did what Satan intended it to do, and now it's time for her to fuck some other shitty band from my freshman year of college. Us …
By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014

Beyonce’s Dad: ‘The Divorce Rumors Were A Hoax To Sell Tickets’

So one of two things are happening here: 1. Matthew Knowles reads the Internet and saw of all your conspiracy theories about Beyonce and Jay Z's divorce. 2. You're all fucking detectives who probably solve murders in Hawaii without even inviting me. Goddammit. Page Six reports: Sometimes rumors “ignite” tours, he …
By: The Superficial / August 28, 2014

Nick Cannon Left Mariah Carey Because She’s Crazy

Here's Nick Cannon after visiting his kids yesterday where he surprisingly didn't leave the building with a trident sticking out of his chest considering he's telling people he's the one who left because Mariah Carey is goddamn crazy. TMZ reports: Nick has made it clear to all involved ... he's deeply …
By: The Superficial / August 27, 2014

Mariah Carey Shut Nick Cannon The Hell Up

Yesterday, Nick Cannon confirmed to The Insider that he and Mariah Carey have been living in separate houses for months because this guy will tell anybody fucking anything. Which is why Mariah slapped him with a gag order, so this is all going well. TMZ reports: Sources close to …
By: The Superficial / August 22, 2014

Kim Kardashian Destroyed Mariah Carey’s Marriage

Scientists have long since theorized that the gravity around Kim Kardashian's ass is capable of destroying matter if not converting it into dark matter which is kind of redundant. (Smartest, if not slightly racist, penis joke you'll ever read in your life.) So what that in mind, it really shouldn't be a surprise …
By: The Superficial / August 21, 2014

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon’s Divorce Should Be Here Any Minute Now

Mariah Carey used to tweet lingerie photos to make people believe Nick Cannon gets to have sex with her which he absolutely does not. But those times are over now for even the freshest rose of love eventually wilts and hires spies to make sure nobody's fucking you. Page …
By: The Superficial / August 20, 2014

Beyonce’s Rapping About The Elevator Fight Now

With 800 stories breaking daily about how she's getting a divorce, Beyonce is quickly figuring out that one Instagram pic isn't going to put this shit to bed, so here she is letting Jay Z hump her on stage and wearing a fucking wedding dress.
By: The Superficial / August 4, 2014
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