Posts tagged "Divorce"

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Now A Simple Commoner With A Commoner’s Divorce

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin signed divorce papers. They're one of us now.

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Tom Cruise Hasn’t Seen Suri In A Year

Question: How is Tom Cruise not being around a bad thing?

By: The Superficial / April 7, 2015

Hawkeye’s Divorce Is Going Well

Jeremy Renner claims his ex threatened to release embarrassing 'intimate' videos if he wouldn't marry her so she could get her green card.

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2015

Rick Salomon: Pamela Anderson Is A ‘Serial Baby Killer’

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon's divorce is going well.

By: The Superficial / March 16, 2015

HILARY DUFF FILED FOR DIVORCE!!!!!

Hilary Duff finally filed for divorce from Mike Comrie. *takes hit of Binaca* Let's do this.

By: The Superficial / February 23, 2015

Giada De Laurentiis’ Breasts Are Single: Your Happy Post Of The Day

It's the holidays, so here's some shit to make you smile even though this little meter I'm looking at says all of you are staring into Jessie Nizewitz's baby chute right now. I literally don't have to do anything the rest of the day. 1. Giada De Laurentiis is getting a divorce, and her soon-to-be…

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014

Stephen Collins Confesses To Molesting Three Underage Girls

Despite audio recordings of him admitting he's a child molester being leaked to the press, Stephen Collins had the benefit of everybody forgetting all of this even happened thanks to Bill Cosby and a large swath of assholes believing his wife made the whole thing up to get more money out of the divorce because…

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014

Mariah Carey Ruined Christmas Or Something

There are way more important things happening in New York than Mariah Carey acting exactly like Mariah Carey, but if we talk about Eric Garner instead of Christmas tree lights, Gretchen Carlson's jaw will unhinge and open a portal to the demon world. So above is Mariah Carey performing live at Rockefeller Center after blowing…

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014

Amy Poehler Bombed A Date With John Stamos

John Stamos is a beautiful, ageless possible-centaur who any man, woman, child, or beast would feel extremely self-concscious about dating. And Amy Poehler is no exception because here she is telling Howard Stern about the time she went out to dinner with Uncle Jesse shortly after divorcing Will Arnett and completely bombed that shit. Although,…

By: The Superficial / October 28, 2014

Stephen Collins To Faye Grant: ‘Now I Can’t Make Money Anymore. FACE.’

"Aw yeah, totally can't make money anymore because people think I'm a child molester. SUCK IT!" Now that Stephen Collins is a complete Hollywood pariah after he allegedly confessed to molesting children during a therapy session secretly recorded by his wife Faye Grant, he and his lawyer thought it'd be clever to point out that…

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014

Stephen Collins Won’t Be Charged With Child Molestation. Yup.

Despite audio tapes where he allegedly confesses to molesting several children, Stephen Collins will not be facing any charges from the recently re-opened investigations by the NYPD and LAPD because the statute of limitations has expired. So not only is that awful, but I'm pretty sure this is how Freddy Krueger got started, and now…

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014

Robin Thicke Just Joined Leo’s Pussy Posse

Posted by Photo Boy Robin Thicke's nine year marriage to Paula Patton unofficially hit the skids when Miley Cyrus forever tainted his dick by sliming her hillbilly ass all over it during their VMA performance. As of October 3rd, Paula officially filed for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences" even after Robin released his hilariously pathetic and…

By: Photo Boy / October 16, 2014

Let’s Get Stephen Collins Out of The Way

So here's everything that's happened since our last Stephen Collins post where he allegedly told his wife he's glad they didn't have a son because he wouldn't be able to "keep his little penis out of his mouth," and we all threw up because that's literally the most fucked up shit I've ever heard i…

By: The Superficial / October 9, 2014

Stephen Collins Allegedly Made Comments About Molesting His Own Kids

So here's what's happening: I'm going to update you on all the horrible ass shit coming out of the Stephen Collins child molestation fiasco, and then immediately bury my face in new pics of Hilary Duff's butt because goddamn everything about this. Specifically this email Faye Grant allegedly sent Stephen after he admitted to molesting…

By: The Superficial / October 8, 2014

Stephen Collins Fired From ‘Ted 2′

After recordings surfaced of Stephen Collins allegedly confessing to molesting children during a therapy session with his estranged wife, everybody involved with Ted 2 apparently realized, "Goddamit, there's a pedophile (people know about) in our movie," and quickly did something about it. EW reports: Although the 67-year-old actor has not yet been charged with a…

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014

Stephen Collins, Dad From ‘7th Heaven,’ Is An Alleged Child Molester

Do you have fond, wholesome memories of watching 7th Heaven? They're gone now. TMZ reports: Stephen Collins -- who played the pastor/dad on "7th Heaven" -- confessed to his estranged wife he was a child molester, and it's all on tape ... a tape obtained by TMZ. And the New York Police Dept. is now…

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014

Wiz Khalifa Might’ve Cheated On Amber Rose With Twins

So Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose's divorce just got interesting (to me). According to Peter Rosenberg, a DJ on Hot 97 and friend of Amber Rose, she apparently walked in on Wiz banging fashion designers Jas and Ness Rose (above) who also happen to be twin sisters. Page Six reports: “Amber walked in on him…

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014

Kris & Bruce Jenner Filed For Divorce

It's been almost a year since Kris and Bruce Jenner separated, and now it's time for them to file for divorce because that's what's written in the script between Kourtney gets pregnant again and Rob shoots himself next to a bucket of ribs for November sweeps. (Calling it.) People reports: "They both did it together,"…

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2014

Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Headed For Divorce

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger already shat in our ears musically, so what other purpose could their marriage possibly serve after that? It did what Satan intended it to do, and now it's time for her to fuck some other shitty band from my freshman year of college. Us Weekly reports: "It's over," a source…

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014

Beyonce’s Dad: ‘The Divorce Rumors Were A Hoax To Sell Tickets’

So one of two things are happening here: 1. Matthew Knowles reads the Internet and saw of all your conspiracy theories about Beyonce and Jay Z's divorce. 2. You're all fucking detectives who probably solve murders in Hawaii without even inviting me. Goddammit. Page Six reports: Sometimes rumors “ignite” tours, he explained. “The Jedi mind…

By: The Superficial / August 28, 2014
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