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Good Morning, Dita Von Teese, And Other News

- Martha Stewart basically told Gwyneth Paltrow she’ll slit her throat. [Lainey Gossip]

- Paula Patton stays on message about Robin Thicke’s penis. [Dlisted]

- It’s Time To Mind Some Gaps [theCHIVE]

– So remember when Christina Aguilera said she was comfortable in her body? [Fishwrapper]

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I’m Buying What Dita Von Teese is Selling

Posted by Photo Boy

I’ll be honest with you, I posted these photos for one reason only. Perfume. I’m a man who happens to love fragrance. I especially love when two fragrances are smashed together into a beautiful bouquet that practically knocks you in the face. Sometimes I’ll just press my face close… More »

Dita Von Teese is Not Lindsay Lohan

Since it’s time for something, anything, that’s not a freckled cokewhore queefing all over the legal system, here’s Dita Von Teese on the Jean-Paul Gaultier runway in Paris last night. I don’t even know what this outfit’s supposed to be, but I do know Marilyn Manson is putting a gun to Evan Rachel Wood’s head… More »

These people were at Coachella

Because I didn’t really cover Coachella much yesterday, here’s a quick glance at some celebs I missed (in no particular order):

Expensive Stripper Lady
Midge the Giant Fucker
How Every Woman Should Look During Pregnancy Girl
Typhoid Mary
Kate Bosworth

If Kate Bosworth actually did something notable, maybe she’d get a funny… More »

I would drink that martini and other news

- Kevin Eubanks bails on Leno. [PopEater]

- Joe Jonas shouldn’t wear skinny jeans. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lily Allen continues terrorizing the modern world with her pantslessness. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mischa Barton can not look like a drug addict. Would’ve never called that. [Just Jared]

- Avril LavigneMore »

BEST OF 2009: Dita Von Teese Goes Lesbian


Posted: 10/20/2009

I think the magic of these unreleased photos is that they were taken pre-Marilyn Manson. So if you’re like me, you fantasized about attaching a flux capacitor to your penis so you can travel back in time to join these ladies and, God willing, not accidentally… More »

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