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Good Morning, Dita Von Teese, And Other News

- Martha Stewart basically told Gwyneth Paltrow she’ll slit her throat. [Lainey Gossip]

- Paula Patton stays on message about Robin Thicke’s penis. [Dlisted]

- It’s Time To Mind Some Gaps [theCHIVE]

– So remember when Christina Aguilera said she was comfortable in her body? [Fishwrapper]

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I’m Buying What Dita Von Teese is Selling

Posted by Photo Boy

I’ll be honest with you, I posted these photos for one reason only. Perfume. I’m a man who happens to love fragrance. I especially love when two fragrances are smashed together into a beautiful bouquet that practically knocks you in the face. Sometimes I’ll just press my face close… More »

Dita Von Teese is Not Lindsay Lohan

Since it’s time for something, anything, that’s not a freckled cokewhore queefing all over the legal system, here’s Dita Von Teese on the Jean-Paul Gaultier runway in Paris last night. I don’t even know what this outfit’s supposed to be, but I do know Marilyn Manson is putting a gun to Evan Rachel Wood’s head… More »

These people were at Coachella

Because I didn’t really cover Coachella much yesterday, here’s a quick glance at some celebs I missed (in no particular order):

Expensive Stripper Lady
Midge the Giant Fucker
How Every Woman Should Look During Pregnancy Girl
Typhoid Mary
Kate Bosworth

If Kate Bosworth actually did something notable, maybe she’d get a funny… More »

I would drink that martini and other news

- Kevin Eubanks bails on Leno. [PopEater]

- Joe Jonas shouldn’t wear skinny jeans. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lily Allen continues terrorizing the modern world with her pantslessness. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mischa Barton can not look like a drug addict. Would’ve never called that. [Just Jared]

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BEST OF 2009: Dita Von Teese Goes Lesbian


Posted: 10/20/2009

I think the magic of these unreleased photos is that they were taken pre-Marilyn Manson. So if you’re like me, you fantasized about attaching a flux capacitor to your penis so you can travel back in time to join these ladies and, God willing, not accidentally… More »

This looks appropriate.

Someone apparently thought it’d be adorable to dress their young daughter up to meet her idol Dita Von Teese at a book-signing for “Dita: Stripteese” in LA yesterday. Because if there’s anyone a little girl should want to be when she grows up, it’s an ex-porn star turned fancy stripper who had sex with… More »

Dita Von Teese topless lesbian photos

These are never-before-seen shots of Dita Von Teese in a 1999 lesbian photo shoot that some Indiana Jones-esque hero unearthed then immediately sold to Splash News instead of putting them in a museum, where they belong. In the meantime, for those of you who think I’m just posting porn now, it’s not porn if… More »

Jessica Biel films ‘The A-Team’ and other news

- Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise go for a run. Because a couple who jogs together stays together as long as someone keeps batteries in the shock collar. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna thinks she’s Lady GaGa now. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lady GaGa thinks she’s Rihanna now. Are we in… More »

Dita Von Teese for Wonderbra and other news

- Jessica Biel needs to stop losing weight before there’s irreparable ass damage. I’ll notify the UN. [Lainey Gossip]

- Janet Jackson’s bosom: We don’t talk about it enough. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Lohan might be on Celebrity Big Brother. Somebody needs to get Spencer Pratt on there then… More »

Dita Von Teese is busty and other news

- Courtney Love is apparently competing with Lindsay Lohan for the title of “Most Cracked Out Twitter User.” [PopEater]

- Hugh Jackman keeps picking up his daughter after school [Lainey Gossip]

- Mischa Barton’s new show is canceled after airing just two episodes. [Just Jared]

- Megan Fox hosts SNL this… More »

Katy Perry & Dita Von Teese fight AIDS. Somehow.

Here’s Katy Perry and Dita Von Teese teaming up with fashion house H&M in the fight against AIDS. I don’t really get how this campaign is helping unless confusing the hell out of me while inducing a half-erection is the cure which, I’m not gonna lie, is something I’ve always suspected.

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Dita Von Teese is having intercourse

Dita Von Teese recently told the British tabloids she became celibate after her divorce from Marilyn Manson, but surprisingly it was just a joke. I say surprisingly because if there’s anyone who could make a woman never want to have sex again it’s Marilyn Manson. – And, okay, Criss Angel. E! News reports:

“All… More »

Dita Von Teese topless in German Playboy

A topless Dita Von Teese appears in the December issue of Playboy Germany and, sonofabitch, that’s it. I’m moving to Germany. I thought this country was kickass, but when we can’t even get Dita Von Teese to pose in our Playboy for the holidays, it’s time to pack it in and start selling states to… More »

Dita Von Teese unveils her new Wonderbra lingerie, I can’t stop thinking she had sex with Marilyn Manson

Dita Von Teese shows off her new line of lingerie that she designed for Wonderbra. It’s meant to be worn all day under your normal clothes because apparently Dita wants all you ladies to be slutty superheroes. Finally, a cause I can support! In the meantime, here are the details from Marie Claire UK:

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Dita Von Teese is way better than PowerPoint

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Dita Von Teese makes neutering sexy

Okay, for those of you who don’t know who Dita Von Teese is, she’s an American burlesque star who was married to Marilyn Manson briefly. If you needed that information to enjoy this ad, seek psychiatric help. As for me, I’m now totally into spaying and neutering. In fact, I went out and… More »