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Nothing Will Happen To Diddy

Diddy is very, very rich. That’s all you need to know here.

Mike Redmond | June 24, 2015 - 12:37 pm

Diddy Allegedly Attacked His Son’s Coach With A Kettlebell

Diddy helicopter parents ’til somebody dies.

Mike Redmond | June 23, 2015 - 10:44 am

Diddy Banging Cassie In A Perfume Commercial, Anyone?

Diddy made a perfume commercial where he bangs a completely naked Cassie and for some reason Macy’s wasn’t thrilled.

Mike Redmond | May 5, 2015 - 1:41 pm

Diddy: ‘Jennifer Lopez’s Ass Is A Work of Art, Kim Kardashian’s Isn’t’

Diddy, or Puff Daddy, or whatever the fuck he’s called now (I vote for “Piffy.”) stopped by Access Hollywood yesterday where he referred to Jennifer Lopez’s ass as a “work of art” before completely writing off Kim Kardashian’s as nothing special:

“[Her booty] is great. It’s a work of art. It’s something that…

Mike Redmond | October 1, 2014 - 1:42 pm

You Know Nothing, Puff Daddy

Because he’s black, Puff Daddy will never be on Game of Thrones (with a penis), so he did the next best thing and made a music video where he drives snowmobiles through the North and looks at bitches with wolves from his Iron-ish Throne. Which seems badass until you realize no one’s wearing Peter Dinklage

Mike Redmond | June 12, 2014 - 12:00 pm

Kate Upton’s Banging Diddy

There’s a rumor going around that Kate Upton is dating Diddy, so now we all know how much money it takes to touch her giant greats. In related news, I rigged every single one of these pics of Kate in a bikini to transfer your bank account into mine, so go ahead and try to…

Mike Redmond | April 10, 2013 - 11:45 am

Hey! Take Yo’ Gotdamn Shoes Off Before You Get On Diddy’s Boat

You and I live boring, conventional lives where getting invited over to someone’s house and being asked to remove our shoes is generally accepted because we all know shampooing carpets takes fucking forever. Also, shoes are violent oppressors whose shackles I’ve long since escaped, you toesy-restricting bastards. Anyway, when someone like Diddy throws a lavish…

Mike Redmond | May 23, 2012 - 2:50 pm

Cameron Diaz & Diddy Are Banging

Fresh off her break up with A-Rod who probably gave her a gift basket filled with HGH and testicle balm, Cameron Diaz is reportedly hooking up with Diddy, according to Page Six:

They were caught kissing Saturday night at PH-D at the Dream Downtown Hotel. Spies said the blond actress, who split with…

Mike Redmond | December 14, 2011 - 2:09 pm

Jennifer Lopez ‘Broke Down’ On Stage

While performing in Connecticut over the weekend, Jennifer Lopez apparently broke down on stage during the Mohegan Sun’s 15th anniversary celebration which somehow has become a huge story even though it shouldn’t be after you read what led up to her “emotional breakdown.” People reports:

Lopez, 42, then launched into “Until It Beats…

Mike Redmond | October 24, 2011 - 12:05 pm

Diddy ‘Knocked Down’ The Twin Towers. Also, Babies.

In probably the greatest lawsuit since U.S. Fudge Consortium vs. Homophobic Slants, Inc., Diddy is being sued for $900 billion worth of child support by a woman who claims he not only “knocked down” the Twin Towers on 9/11, but gang-raped her children over a casino chip worth “100 zillion dollars,” so we should probably…

Mike Redmond | January 28, 2011 - 4:24 pm

Diddy is an old romantic

In an interview to promote his reality show I Want To Work For Diddy, Sean “Diddy” Combs regales RadarOnline with a romantic tale about sending an assistant to fetch porn:

“One time, I had left my porn collection in New York,” he said.
“Its was a Friday night, I had to send…

Mike Redmond | November 13, 2009 - 3:04 pm

Kelly Clarkson to Kanye: ‘What happened to you as a child?’

Kelly Clarkson hopped on her blog to tell Kanye West about himself:

Dear Kanye,
What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on…

Mike Redmond | September 14, 2009 - 10:19 am

Chris Brown hooks up with Kanye’s ex Amber Rose

Chris Brown and Kanye West’s ex Amber Rose were reportedly all over each other at Diddy and Ashton Kutcher’s July 4th bash in Beverly Hills. Which wouldn’t have been so bad if Chris Brown didn’t bring 18-year-old Teyana Taylor as his date. NY Daily News reports:

“Diddy announced the deejay would do a…

Mike Redmond | July 6, 2009 - 12:52 pm

Diddy flips out during Michael Jackson tribute party

Sean “Diddy” Combs flipped the fuck out Saturday night when guests at a Michael Jackson tribute party dared to celebrate the King of Pop’s death by, gasp!, enjoying his music. What a bunch of dicks. NY Daily News reports:

Diddy became irate when party guests at L.A. hot spot MyHouse seemed to…

Mike Redmond | June 29, 2009 - 11:31 am

P. Diddy on letting Chris Brown & Rihanna use his house

P. Diddy stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday and defended his decision to let Chris Brown and Rihanna to use his Miami mansion for working through their problems, and more importantly, riding jet skis. People reports:

“It’s my house, and I’m allowed to give my house to whoever I want to…

Mike Redmond | March 11, 2009 - 10:11 am

Ben Stiller, Jack Black, P. Diddy dye their pubes (Those words just happened.)

Nancy Jarecki is an entrepreneur who sells dye for “hair down there.” While her product line Betty Beauty is taking off, Nancy needs to learn rule number one in the cutthroat pube dye business: Never out your celebrity clients. Page Six reports:

It’s not just women who are interested in matching the carpet to…

Mike Redmond | November 30, 2008 - 12:23 pm

P. Diddy is an 8-year-old girl

P. Diddy celebrated his 39th birthday and Barack Obama’s presidential victory at Mansion night club in New York Tuesday night. Diddy apparently had a diva moment when he saw the decor and started flipping out on the decorator. Thank God, Jay Z showed up with a pony and chilled everybody out. Okay, that…

Mike Redmond | November 9, 2008 - 11:46 pm

P. Diddy + Family Photos = A bucket of inappropriate

P. Diddy poses with his two sons in the latest issue of L’Uomo Vogue. I guess they’re going for the pimp Chippendale’s look. Cute, right? Just one small problem: THEY’RE HIS DAUGHTERS.

I’m seriously at a loss for words here – with the obvious exceptions of “Fuck,” “What,” and “The.”


Mike Redmond | October 25, 2008 - 4:25 pm

P. Diddy launching car service for celebrity drunks

P. Diddy is planning on launching a car service to pick up drunk celebrities. Why did I immediately think of Tara Reid? Because I can smell her rum breath from here – in my house. Next to the sewer plant. Us Weekly reports:

“After partnering with Ciroc vodka, he wants to make…

Mike Redmond | March 13, 2008 - 3:37 pm
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