Dick Clark

Dick Clark Finally Died (1802 – 2012)

Provided he was ever really alive and/or not-a-cyborg. (See: above.)

So remember how I said “good” when Andrew Breitbart died because he was a horrible piece of shit? Well, consider me saying “good” again for Dick Clark dying, only this time in a more sympathetic, thank God they’re not going to use puppetry… More »