Posts tagged "Demi Lovato"

Demi Lovato Flashed Her Panties To Wilmer Valderrama

Demi Lovato flashed her panties in Wilmer Valderrama's car as they left Nick Jonas' CD release party, so imagine the worst night of your life, then multiply it by dick cancer.
By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015

And Now Back To Sexy Celebrities In Bikinis, Or Just Demi Lovato

Now that I wrote a short novel about corporal punishment, here's Demi Lovato lounging poolside in a bikini which is about as non-controversial as it gets until you find yourself wondering where Wilmer Valderrama is and start Googling local high schools to see if they had Homecoming…
By: The Superficial / September 15, 2014

The Rest of The Goddamn #VMAs

Because our server is like the TARDIS if the TARDIS had Down syndrome, we're falling apart at the seams over here, so here's the rest of The 2014 VMAs before the whole thing explodes. And if you're wondering why I'm not posting about Beyonce's feminist tour de force or…
By: The Superficial / August 25, 2014

The 2014 Teen Choice Awards

Someone just spotted Kim Kardashian. I've grown old enough where I've forgotten what it's like to be a teenager and now hate them for their youthful vigor and freedom to make stupid choices with abandon. Case in point: I once drove an hour to the nearest Best Buy to buy Limp Bizkit's Significant…
By: The Superficial / August 11, 2014

Demi Lovato Made Naked Pictures

Like my contemporaries God and his hippie bastard of a son, I don't work on Sundays. Except today's a special Sunday because Demi Lovato's naked pictures just leaked and I'll be horse-damned if I'm going to renege on my sacred journalistic oath to put boobies on the Internet. Also, if I'm…
By: The Superficial / April 6, 2014

Joe Jonas Admits He Had Sex With Girls, Smoked The Marijuana Like A Cigarette

"Come along, pussy cat. We're going to buy reefer from the Negroes. Yeah, see, yeah." In a surprisingly candid interview with Vulture, a now mustachioed Joe Jonas talks about his experience with the Jonas Brothers and all the Disney insanity that came with it. He also opens up about…
By: The Superficial / December 2, 2013

Wear A Condom, Wilmer Valderrama, Wear A Condom Now!

Because if you put a cap and gown on her, she can still pass for 17, Demi Lovato is having sex again with Wilmer Valderrama who should probably read her latest interview in Latina magazine before the next time they play, "Rickety Van's Candy Promise." “I’m a Texas girl,…
By: The Superficial / November 6, 2013

There Are Demi Lovato Nude Photos. Yay?

Someone is reportedly trying to sell over 20 nude photos of Demi Lovato in "compromising positions," according to Radar who apparently talks like Downtown Abbey now: Radar has been unable to verify the breast-baring images are authentic, however the woman in the images has some tell-tale signs suggesting it is indeed the…
By: The Superficial / August 20, 2013

Britney Spears Will Save Amanda Bynes

I feel good about this already. Britney Spears doesn't know what day of the week it is, but she is under a conservatorship for being crazy, so that's enough to come up with a story about her trying to help Amanda Bynes which I'm going to repeat for the sole purpose of making…
By: The Superficial / May 28, 2013

Here’s Every Single Crazy Face Bertney Made At The ‘X Factor’ Premiere

Fun Fact: Shortly after Britney Spears just walked right off set during her first episode of X Factor, Simon Cowell secretly suffered a nervous breakdown that forced him to disappear for three weeks. Now imagine being in those shoes and coming back to see each and every one of these…
By: The Superficial / September 12, 2012

Bertney’s Gon’ Be On TV, Y’All! And She Done Brought Her Britches

Proving his voluminous man-boobs possess a dark bitch-tit magic that can bend men's minds to his will, Simon Cowell successfully talked Britney Spears' dad and her fiance into accepting $15 million that she'll never see a dime of to be a judge on the second season of X-Factor along with…
By: The Superficial / May 15, 2012

Demi Lovato Wore A Bikini, Too

"Eww. Why you posting granny porn?" - Fez It's been an unusually awesome week for bikinis thanks to Leighton Meester's butt, Rihanna's Facebook and Kelly Brook's new Tumblr, so here's Demi Lovato in Brazil which really isn't anywhere near the same category as those other three but people seem to get…
By: The Superficial / April 19, 2012

Demi Lovato & Vanessa Hudgens Won The People’s Choice Awards

The People's Choice Awards are held on a Wednesday so right off the bat that tells you how little anyone cares about it. So keeping with that spirit, I'm going to ignore who won what for who gives a shit and focus on the people who made me want to hang out outside of…
By: The Superficial / January 12, 2012

Wilmer Valderrama Dumped Demi Lovato

"Stop looking at me, Chris Hansen." With her 20th birthday looming this year, underage face-mauler extraordinaire Wilmer Valderrama really didn't have a choice when it came to dumping Demi Lovato over the weekend. The heart wants what the heart wants, and his just happens to want teenagers. You can't fight nature!
By: The Superficial / January 11, 2012

Demi Lovato At The Latin Grammys and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Rachel Bilson's new job is like hard cuz she has to say big words and stuff. [Huffington Post] - Somebody get this girl a Teen Mom application. NOW. [Dlisted] - Ashton Kutcher is too dumb to manage hi…
By: Photo Boy / November 11, 2011

Demi Lovato Wore This And Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Christopher Nolan is shooting an entire decoy movie in broad daylight just to mess with us. That has to be it. [Huffington Post] - Charlie Sheen can even make The Gathering of the Juggalos an uninteresting, boring mess now. [Dlisted] - MTV will treat Britney Spear…
By: Photo Boy / August 15, 2011

Justin Bieber Takes Selena Gomez on Dates With Chris Brown

"Babe, she looked at his cellphone. Is this going to be a thing? Are you gonna make this a thing? You're making this a thing." Like most of us at 17, Justin Bieber is still learning the ropes of having a girlfriend and figuring out things to do to kill time betwee…
By: The Superficial / May 25, 2011

Demi Lovato Wants You To Look at Her in a Bikini, LOOK AT HER!

This should end well. In an effort to prove just how far she's come since checking into rehab to duck charges for punching a dancer who NARCed her out on tour, Demi Lovato tweeted a picture of herself in a bikini yesterday because she's so confident with her body now. And…
By: The Superficial / May 17, 2011

Demi Lovato Has Leaked Photos Now

When Demi Lovato isn't beating her dancers for NARCing on her then checking into rehab to duck the charges, she apparently lets them take racy pics of her cleavage like in the above photo leaked online today. Considering they're predominantly female dancers, this really doesn't to do much to quash those lesbian rumor…
By: The Superficial / December 16, 2010

Demi Lovato is Officially Lindsay 2.0

Now that it's been established Miley Cyrus is our new Britney Spears, it's time to confirm the second half of Disney's line-up. Namely Demi Lovato playing the part of Lindsay Lohan, who I'm now even more convinced OD'd in rehab. Via Life & Style: “She wa…
By: The Superficial / November 10, 2010
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