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Kelly Brook Took David McIntosh Back

At the end of September, Kelly Brook dumped David McIntosh for cheating on her. Two weeks later, he was already with a new girlfriend, and it wasn’t even the woman he cheated on Kelly with. Which is apparently the key to winning her back because here are the two of them trying to sneak intoMore »

How Do You Replace Kelly Brook With This?

Two weeks ago, we learned that Kelly Brook is single thanks to David McIntosh cheating on her. And now here he is with his new girlfriend Metisha Schaefer, who isn’t even the woman he cheated with, because the man’s 2% body fat and apparently has an erection 24/7, so the world is his oyster. And… More »

Kelly Brook’s Single Again

Kelly Brook and David McIntosh reportedly broke up and surprisingly the reason wasn’t, “His dick was a boner all the time,” which would make sense, but according to the Daily Mail, it’s because he cheated on her giant, awesome breasts which doesn’t make sense. Maybe I’m putting too much emphasis on them, but if they… More »

Kelly Brook’s Giant Breasts Are Back

Yesterday, after a series of depressing posts about heroin addiction and child molesting, Kelly Brook’s breasts rose up out of the ocean like majestic sea otters and washed away the bad feelings, so why not do that all over again? More importantly, it’ll keep you busy you while I clean up all this coffee thanks… More »

Kelly Brook’s Breasts In A Bikini Aren’t Horribly Depressing Topics

The past few posts have either been about drug addiction, child molestation, or inevitable suicide, so here are Kelly Brook’s giant breasts in a bikini to guide us out of the darkness. Provided you don’t think about the fact that not a single one of us will ever touch them. (I’ll be in the garage… More »