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BREAKING: Santa Is Real, Was David Letterman The Whole Time

David Letterman looks like this now, but don’t worry, he’ll get fatter by Christmas. I saw it in a movie. More »

Tina Fey Stripped Down To Her Spanx For David Letterman

Tina Fey decided to strip down to her Spanx for her last appearance on Letterman. You’re welcome? Maybe? (UPDATE: You love it! Hurray!) … … More »

Madonna Dated Tupac

Madonna dated Tupac Shakur who apparently made her act “gangsta” which explains his mysterious death. No one makes the Dark Queen say words that are not hers. INSOLENCE. More »

Bill Cosby’s ‘Fixer’ Comes Forward: A Pudding Pop of Rape Report

It’s been 72 hours since I last wrote about Bill Cosby, so naturally five more accusers have come forward along with a former NBC employee who claims that he stood guard outside of Cosby’s dressing room door The Cosby Show years while Dr. Huxtable brought in model after model, some allegedly as young as 16… More »

A New Bill Cosby Rape Accuser Came Forward

When we last left Bill Cosby, his Twitter team thought it’d be a great idea to ask the Internet to “meme him” which ended with predictable results, and things haven’t got much better. His upcoming appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman was quietly pulled, and then on Saturday he made headlines after a… More »

Dave Chappelle Finally Talked About Quitting ‘Chappelle’s Show’ (Sort Of)

In a rare interview, Dave Chappelle stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman last night where, according to hundreds of Internet headlines, he supposedly opened up about quitting Chappelle’s Show and walking away from goddamn millions. Except what really happened is he gave a bunch of awkward, ambiguous remarks about money and happiness where… More »

Stephen Colbert Is Replacing David Letterman
(R.I.P. Colbert Report)

Hey, do you like Colbert Report? Well, fuck you, it’s over. It’s all over because CBS just announced Stephen Colbert as David Letterman’s successor for The Late Show which means his Comedy Central show will end at the of 2014 when his contract was up. Although on the bright side, he’s bringing the entire staff… More »

And Now Back To Kat Dennings’ Breasts

I just spent 8,000 words talking about the #pedorazzi, so here are Kat Dennings’ breasts which I don’t have to write any words about because they’re Kat Dennings’ breasts. They Kat Dennings’ breasts themselves.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Splash News, WENNMore »

And Now The Time Jennifer Lawrence Shit Herself

Alright, Internet, I’m going to say some things about your girlfriend, and I understand if it costs me a wedding invitation, but I only make with the real talk because I love. Long before Jennifer Lawrence started telling humorous anecdotes about shitting herself, there was another attractive blonde, also named Jenny, who liked to tell… More »

Lindsay Lohan Thought David Letterman Wouldn’t Ask Her About Rehab. He Did.

There’s no way I’m ruining this with a caption.

For God knows what reason, Lindsay Lohan was on The Late Show last night where she apparently thought she was a big enough star to make David Letterman stick to pre-approved questions which he didn’t and instead proceeded to constantly ask her about her… More »

Shia LaBeouf Admits Alec Baldwin Got Him Fired Because They Had ‘Man Tension’

After he “left” the Broadway play Orphans, Shia LaBeouf spent most of March feuding with Alec Baldwin and repeatedly calling himself a “man” even though I’m pretty sure most men don’t settle their disputes by tweeting leaked e-mails from the safety of their apartments. Anyway, Shia went on Letterman last night where he admitted Alec… More »

Selena Gomez & David Letterman Laugh About Making Justin Bieber Cry. Are Dead Now.

While promoting Spring Breakers on Letterman last night, Selena Gomez talked about how much she loves being single and how easy it is to make Justin Bieber cry even though he’s obviously a hard motherfucker who sits in a big boy seat. She probably has him confused with someone else. Via Us Weekly:

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Amanda Seyfried Gets Drunks For All Her TV Interviews, Needs To Marry Me

While Anne Hathaway’s using her vagina to promote Les Miserables, Amanda Seyfried did the next best thing by being a chick with awesome breasts who likes to drink and bang. So basically they hired an angel to promote their movie. An honest-to-God angel. Does Jesus know you’re down here? Not that I’m asking if he’d… More »

Harrison Ford Rode a Horse Through Manhattan With David Letterman

“I’m tellin’ ya, she’s that thin, Dave. Won’t even smell food. I have to cook in the basement.”

Sometimes I just like to post pics that make me laugh for reasons I don’t even know, so here’s Harrison Ford riding a horse through Manhattan with David Letterman, and more importantly, making this face,… More »

Paris Hilton still has really gross knees and other news

- Billy Ray Cyrus wants Miley Cyrus to keep Tweeting. How else is going to buy that there sol-eed gold spittoon he’s been fixin’ to get? [Lainey Gossip]

- Jon Gosselin and the paparazzi: BFFs. [PopEater]

- Jessica Alba wears retarded shorts. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- HeidiMore »

Eliza Dushku does Letterman

Probably should’ve rethought that headline… Anyway, here’s Eliza Dushku stopping by The Late Show with David Letterman last night in a tight outfit presumably to promote her show Dollhouse where her character also wears tight outfits and kicks the shit out of people. Anyone noticing a theme here? Yeah, me neither. I was staring… More »

Kim Kardashian & Olivia Wilde do Letterman

Because that Paul Shaffer song I made up creeped me out, here’s Kim Kardashian and Olivia Wilde showing off their respective asses outside of Ed Sullivan Theater last night. Keep in mind that both will kill you. One from sheer mass and volume, and the other from a heat not unlike the surface of… More »

David Letterman stuck his penis in things. Also, something about extortion.

David Letterman candidly revealed on his show last night that he was involved in a sting operation to stop a $2 million blackmail/extortion plot revolving around affairs he had with staffers, according to PopEater:

“In the back seat of my car, there’s a package that I don’t recognize. What this is is a… More »

Britney Spears does Letterman Top 10. In a bikini.

Making it four days in a row now, Britney Spears presented the Top Ten list on Letterman last night wearing a black bikini and sitting on a desk. Which, combined with the extra ten pounds the camera adds, probably wasn’t the smartest idea but then again we’re dealing with Britney Spears who probably wanted… More »

Anna Paquin visits Letterman

Anna Paquin stopped by The Late Show last night to promote the HBO series True Blood which I do not recommend to Twilight fans. Mostly because it’d be like pulling a kid out of Chuck E. Cheese and plunking him down in a strip club. Coincidentally, something similar occurred on my eighth birthday, but… More »

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