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Like all celebrities do during playoffs, Tom Cruise and David Beckham pretended to be huge fans of the sport and showed up for some awesome seats at last night’s Kings v. Sharks game. Knowing next to nothing about sports, even I know nobody gives a shit about hockey. This… More »
In every photo like this, there’s always Gerard Butler saying “This id’na my coke den,” with his eyes.
Or David Beckham getting a monster BJ. Either one.
Before we go back down Xenu’s rabbit hole, let’s just take a minute to marvel at Katie Holmes’ acting skills. Here she is in her car after making her first public appearance for Project Runway yesterday where clearly she let her guard down for a moment and, understandably, looks like a tired woman who’s aging… More »
“We recolonize them at dawn. I’ll ready the churros.”
After their royal wedding distracted the world from America shooting Osama bin Laden in the face, the newly-named Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William and Kate Middleton, brought their North American visit to Los Angeles over the weekend where they gazed lovingly upon… More »
“There a baybee poppin’ out yet? Coulda sworn this is how y’all do it.”
Off the top of my head, this who’s given birth this summer, and I guarantee I’m going to forget at least five people because pretty much every celebrity with a uterus decided to see if it still works last… More »
Merry Christmas, Tiny Tom!
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone apologize for ripping off CollegeHumor. [Popeater]
- Joan Collins has no love for Jennifer Aniston. [Dlisted]
- Neve Campbell in a bikini. Yay? [Hollywood Tuna]
- Emmanuelle Chriqui is perfection. [Popoholic]
- MTV subpoenaed for… More »
- Ivanka Trump is engaged. Great. Now where am I going to find a young, billionaire sugar mama with awesome breasts? Even if Donald makes another baby today, I’ll be almost 50 by the time’s it 18 which means I’ll have to be the rich one. Stupid cockblocking capitalism, I hate you! [PopEater]
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- Artie Lange was busted for DUI this afternoon. Wow. It took that long to pick this guy up for driving under the influence? Was the officer feeling lazy today or something? “Hmm… One ticket short. What’s Artie Lange doing?” [PopEater]
- Angelina Jolie flew Shiloh and Zahara on her private plane making… More »
- Lauren Conrad claims Ryan Gosling hit on her. Does he like them boring? I forget. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jenna Fischer is engaged. That’s what she said. (See what I did there?) [PopEater]
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel aren’t broken up. Just unhappily drifting through life’s menial chores together. Whee? More »
David Beckham unveiled his new Armani ad on Oxford St. in London this morning, and I’d probably be enticed to buy these briefs if I was part of the target demographic. Sadly, for Armani, I’m not a gay sailor on the S.S. Ropecock.
David Beckham is looking to ditch the LA Galaxy soccer team and stay with Italian team AC Milan who he just might take to the championships. Galaxy owners want David back before the start of their season, but he has an escape clause that could allow him to end his five-year contract early. The LA… More »