Dannii Minogue

Simon Cowell’s Penis Is Hemorrhaging Money

“The name’s Boob, Man Boob. Double-O Bitch-tits.”

Simon Cowell has more money stashed in his sweater cows than most industrialized nations, so naturally he has sex with lots of women because deep down they’re just looking for a nice guy with a sense of humor. Except you’ll be surprised to learn that one…

The Superficial | April 17, 2012 - 2:30 pm