Crystal Metheney

A Woman Named Crystal Metheney Shot A Missile Into A Car #FloridaLyfe

Because we’re the greatest country on earth thanks to a constitution with a second amendment written by Jesus himself to protect us all from tear-knee and Oprah sessions, a woman by the actual, can’t make this shit up, name of Crystal Metheney managed to fire a missile into a car in Florida which apparently gets… More »