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Irina Shayk in GQ Spain

For those of you foolish enough to read the words down here, this is Russian model Irina Shayk posing for the December issue of GQ Spain. She’s also the girlfriend of Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo despite the fact he’s had sex with Paris Hilton, and was successfully sued in a paternity suit while dating… More »

Kim Kardashian banged Cristiano Ronaldo

Because her entire life is nothing but a page from the Paris Hilton playbook, Kim Kardashian apparently hooked up with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo in Madrid this week, according to RadarOnline:

Newly single Kim watched him play for Real Madrid while she was visiting Spain with friends, but she got up close-and-personal with… More »

Cristiano Ronaldo goes shirtless

Here’s soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo heading out to the pool at his hotel in Beverly Hills yesterday. If you’re wondering why he didn’t go full Speedo, Ronaldo had sex with Paris Hilton last week which means his penis probably looks exactly like Yoda. I’m talking pointy ears, robe and Frank Oz’s hand up the… More »

Cristiano Ronaldo tries tanning the herp away

- Victoria Beckham had her breast implants removed making this the last time I type her name again. [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have sex in their friends’ bathrooms during dinner parties. What is this weird feeling I’m experiencing toward Will Smith? It’s almost like.. respect? That… More »

Doug Reinhardt basically takes Paris back

Despite issuing a statement calling her a slut after a very public hookup with Cristiano Ronaldo, Doug Reinhardt took Paris Hilton back last night after she came crawling to his house. TMZ reports:

But our spies say last night Paris begged Doug to take her back. She told him she loved him… More »

Paris Hilton & Cristiano Ronaldo actually happened

I stand corrected. TMZ managed to snap some shots of Paris Hilton and soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo making out at MyHouse last night:

A source close to Paris told us Ronaldo was staring at her all night before he finally went up to her. After he finally got the nerve to approach her,… More »

Paris Hilton rebounds with Cristiano Ronaldo

Just 24 hours after breaking up with Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton continues her quest to unleash an itchy apocalypse upon the world by hooking up with Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo last night. The Sun reports:

“She was clearly flying under the radar with her sister. She had a couple of cocktails and… More »

Nereida Gallardo in a bikini = I hate you, Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo

Continuing International Soccer Stars and their Bikini-clad Ladies Week on The Superficial, I’m posting pics of Nereida Gallardo who’s vacationing in Sardinia with boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. These shots are from today, but I also added some from yesterday because, well, BIKINI. I bet you guys read this site while stroking your chins and thinking “Clearly,… More »