Posts tagged "Criss Angel"

Criss Angel Got Engaged

Criss Angel, who I just found out is 43 and wouldn’t have pegged him a day over douchey two, has proposed to his girlfriend Sandra Gonzalez, according to People:

“The couple is ecstatic,” says Angel’s rep.
Angel, who met Gonzalez four years ago on the set of his A&E series Mindfreak, surprised…

By: The Superficial / September 21, 2011

Paris Hilton is fishy and other news

- Criss Angel is such a master of magic, he has a woman’s haircut. Ta-da! [PopEater]

- Billy Ray Cyrus approves of Miley’s pole-dancing at the Teen Choice Awards. Is anyone really surprised by this? Honestly. [The Blemish]

- Cameron Diaz and Keanu Reeves are dating. [Lainey Gossip]

- Leighton Meester

By: The Superficial / August 21, 2009

Criss Angel slums it in Mexico

Here’s Criss Angel and his new “girlfriend” in Mexico yesterday, and I love how Criss, who’s typically dressed to the nines as some form of magic goth/emo douche, lounges around with his gut hanging out while texting on his BlackBerry. In daylight. Quick, someone confiscate his black nail polish. He’s not sad and tortured…

By: The Superficial / July 17, 2009

Criss Angel will steal your pets

Criss Angel is on the verge of getting sued for allegedly stealing the cat of Vegas showman Jeff Beacher, according to Page Six:

Beacher’s lawyer, Robert Reynolds, wrote to Angel: “After both of Mr. Beacher’s parents passed away due to cancer [two years ago], his family’s cat (“Hamlet”) was bequeathed to him by will.

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2009

Holly Madison makes smartest decision of her life

Seen here on Valentine’s Day, Holly Madison and Criss Angel have officially broken up, according to Us Magazine:

“All she’s doing is following Criss Angel around to all of his magic shows, with no legitimate job to speak of,” said an insider. “She’s still heartbroken and regretful about how things went down with Hef.

By: The Superficial / February 26, 2009

Holly Madison introduces Criss Angel to her parents

Holly Madison had a milestone on New Year’s Day when she introduced her parents to Criss Angel. It’s the first time her folks have ever met one of her boyfriends, according to E! Online:

The couple was spotted with Madison’s parents, Steve and Patsy Madison, having dessert at Fix Restaurant & Bar at the…

By: The Superficial / January 4, 2009

Criss Angel & Holly Madison starting to remind me of another couple I know…

Criss Angel and Holly Madison attended the Vegas premiere of Repo! The Genetic Opera last night, and wait a goddamn minute. Ha! It all makes sense now:

Blonde with plastic tits? Check.
Walking bag of douche? Check.
Retarded poses? Check.

Anyone else see what’s going on here? I’ve said some horrible shit o…

By: The Superficial / November 7, 2008

Criss Angel’s $100 million Vegas show still blows

After die-hard Criss Angel fans walked out of a special preview of his Cirque Du Soleil show, you figured Mandouche the Magician would’ve made some changes for this past weekend’s grand opening. Nope. The LA Times reports:

If Criss Angel were blindfolded, straitjacketed, run over by a steamroller, locked in a steel…

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2008

Criss Angel & Holly Madison thing is really happening

I pretty much assumed Holly Madison dating Criss Angel was some sort of cruel tabloid joke to make me think there isn’t a God. Turns out it wasn’t. The two attended the grand opening last night of Criss’ Cirque Du Soleil show Believe where the magical douchebag extraordinaire had nothing but praise for Holly, according…

By: The Superficial / November 1, 2008

Tila Tequila launches things

Tila Tequila hosted the grand opening of Tacos & Tequila in Vegas where she grabbed a bunch of boobs because she’s totally bi-sexual, you guys. I almost missed these pics, and who can blame me, when the person with the most “star power” in them is Carrot Top. I mean, shit, Criss Angel was eve…

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2008

Criss Angel magically sucks ass in Vegas

Criss Angel gave fans a special preview of his $100 million Cirque Du Soleil show “Believe” over the weekend, and what do you know? It TANKED. Audience members reportedly walked out of the theater and demanded their money back after witnessing an epic fail covered in douche sauce, according to the Las Vegas

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2008

Kendra Wilkinson leaving Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner’s youngest girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson (above) is reportedly dating Hank Baskett of the Philadelphia Eagles, according to Page Six which also confirms the rumors of Holly Madison and Criss Angel hooking up are true:

As for Madison’s fling with Angel, Hefner smirked, “One hopes . . . that when she starts dating, she’ll…

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2008

Hugh Hefner will eventually stop soliciting Holly Madison’s services

Hugh Hefner is still knocking down rumors that Holly Madison ditched him for Criss Angel. Of course, it doesn’t help that Holly and Criss were spotted in Vegas together over the weekend, but Hugh acknowledges there’s a transition in place, Us Magazine reports:

“She is still my girlfriend,” he tells Usmagazine.com i…

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2008

Holly Madison leaves Hugh Hefner – for Criss Angel

Holly Madison has officially left the Playboy Mansion for magician Criss Angel and his one million handcuff necklaces. Hugh Hefner, who’s now down a girlfriend, is reportedly cool with the whole thing. It’s not like he doesn’t have spares. The Dirty reports:

Holly Madison moves out of the Playboy Mansion because she is sleeping…

By: The Superficial / September 12, 2008

Criss Angel won’t apologize for Miss USA debacle, will keep wearing necklaces (Yes!)

About a month ago, Criss Angel decided to flip the fuck out when his girlfriend Miss Nevada didn’t win the Miss USA Beauty Pageant. Criss’ actions included pissing off The Donald and threatening respected reporter Norm Clarke of the Vegas Review-Journal. No one has asked his Royal Anus to comment about the incident…

By: The Superficial / May 20, 2008

Minnie Driver reveals her baby’s daddy

Minnie Driver has finally revealed the father of her baby ending weeks of speculation. If you’re like me, you’ve had many sleepless nights wondering just what nefarious foe allowed his sperm to join with Minnie Driver’s egg. At long last, the mystery is over. People reports:

“It’s the Easter bunny,” she joked to PEOPLE…

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2008

Criss Angel goes ballistic at beauty pageant

Criss Angel, seen here with his girlfriend Miss Nevada Veronica Grabowski (Don’t mind if I do.), threw a hissy fit when she didn’t win the Miss USA pageant over the weekend. He particularly took umbrage with Vegas Confidential columnist Norm Clarke who wrote the following:

Shortly after Grabowski was eliminated, Angel was seen flashing…

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2008

Pamela Anderson and Criss Angel back at it

Pamela Anderson and Criss Angel were supposedly making out at an Elton John concert over the weekend, according to Digital Spy:

An onlooker said: “They were dancing along to the music, and at a few different points during the evening they looked very cozy – hugging and kissing.”

These pictures are actually from…

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2008

Minnie Driver is pregnant – with a mini Criss Angel?!

Minnie Driver announced her pregnancy last night on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. She wouldn’t say who the father was, but People provides some clues which I use to immediately jump to the conclusion that it’s Criss Angel’s baby. Because everyone knows I’m the Sherlock Holmes of the uterus:

Driver said that she…

By: The Superficial / March 14, 2008

Criss Angel behind Pamela Anderson’s almost-divorce

Everyone’s favorite douchebag magician Criss Angel was the spark that ignited the near-divorce between Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon, according to Page Six:

Spies in Las Vegas say Anderson spent Dec. 8, the night before her final performance with magician Hans Klok, “cozying up to” publicity-loving illusionist Criss Angel at club LAX. Pictures were…

By: The Superficial / December 21, 2007
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