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Tila Tequila Is Probably Gonna Lose Custody Of Her Kid

Tila Tequila’s baby daddy wants full custody now, because the necromancing power of batshit vagina apparently lasts for a year. More »


Olivier Martinez Is Fucking Terrified of Halle Berry, As He Should Be

Olivier Martinez will not be fucking with Halle Berry in court. More »


Screech Ducks Felony Charge For Stabbing A Guy In A Bar

Dustin Diamond manages to duck a felony charge for stabbing a dude at a Wisconsin bar, but he might still go to jail for other stuff. More »


Lindsay Lohan: ‘Shaking People’s Hands Is Community Service’

Lindsay Lohan is in deep shit after submitting progress reports that count meet and greets with fans as community service and include dates that put her in two places at once. More »


Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Virus’ Is Excuse To Get Out Of Jail, And There It Is

In a shocking turn of events, Lindsay Lohan’s mosquito virus bullshit turned out to be a lie to get out of completing her court-ordered community service. Will the judge give her an extension? Will she land back in jail? Will she blow someone, anyone to make this all go away or for cash or drugs? More »


Everybody Cross Your Fingers, Chris Brown Might Go Back To Jail

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Just two Chris Brown posts ago, I suggested he violated his probation by being present at not one, but two incidents where people got shot. Turns out I’m a legal genius, because at a progress hearing yesterday his probation officer recommended that Chris go back to jail and who cares… More »


Everything With Amanda Bynes Is Still Awful

For those of you who need a constant update on how Amanda Bynes’ life is specifically falling through the cracks of our failed mental health system, according to TMZ, she’s currently living off of $50 to $100 AmEx gift cards doled out by her parents who secured a conservatorship over her finances. Apparently their plan… More »


Amanda Bynes Caught Shoplifiting Twice In One Day

So the first time Amanda Bynes was caught shoplifting yesterday, it could’ve been an honest mistake because she’s crazy and easily distracted. Except not even a few hours later, she got caught again only this time because she doesn’t think she has to pay for goods and services which also checks out because have I… More »


Oscar Pistorius Guilty of Culpable Homicide, Not Going To Jail

“Should I begin making with the snot?”
“Nah, kid, you ain’t going to jail. Save it for outside.”

Yesterday, Oscar Pistorius was found not guilty of murder despite firing a gun four times into a closed bathroom killing his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp who he “thought was an intruder” after just talking to… More »


Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty of Murder

Just in case you think America is the only country where famous athletes can basically do whatever they want to women with little to no consequence, Oscar Pistorius was just acquitted of murder of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp after shooting her four times through a closed bathroom door on Valentine’s Day. The LA Times reports:… More »


Lindsay Lohan’s Miscarriage Excuse Worked, It Actually Worked

If Lindsay Lohan were you or I, she would’ve lied about having a miscarriage in court documents and subsequently found herself guilty of perjury. Instead, she was handed $150,000 and sent packing to Cannes because God is dead. TMZ reports:

According to new legal docs, Lindsay’s clothing label 6126 struck the settlement agreementMore »


Lindsay Lohan Won’t Swear Under Oath That She Had A Miscarriage Now

Because, in her mind, saying she had a miscarriage got her out of a bunch of shit with her reality show, Lindsay Lohan decided to play that card again in her lawsuit against 6126 that she lost because didn’t file papers in time. (Why couldn’t she get them in? Miscarriage!) Except now 6126’s lawyers want… More »


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