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Tila Tequila Is Probably Gonna Lose Custody Of Her Kid

Tila Tequila’s baby daddy wants full custody now, because the necromancing power of batshit vagina apparently lasts for a year. More »

Olivier Martinez Is Fucking Terrified of Halle Berry, As He Should Be

Olivier Martinez will not be fucking with Halle Berry in court. More »

Screech Ducks Felony Charge For Stabbing A Guy In A Bar

Dustin Diamond manages to duck a felony charge for stabbing a dude at a Wisconsin bar, but he might still go to jail for other stuff. More »

Lindsay Lohan: ‘Shaking People’s Hands Is Community Service’

Lindsay Lohan is in deep shit after submitting progress reports that count meet and greets with fans as community service and include dates that put her in two places at once. More »

Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Virus’ Is Excuse To Get Out Of Jail, And There It Is

In a shocking turn of events, Lindsay Lohan’s mosquito virus bullshit turned out to be a lie to get out of completing her court-ordered community service. Will the judge give her an extension? Will she land back in jail? Will she blow someone, anyone to make this all go away or for cash or drugs? More »

Everybody Cross Your Fingers, Chris Brown Might Go Back To Jail

Posted by Photo Boy

Just two Chris Brown posts ago, I suggested he violated his probation by being present at not one, but two incidents where people got shot. Turns out I’m a legal genius, because at a progress hearing yesterday his probation officer recommended that Chris go back to jail and who cares… More »

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