Posts tagged "Conan O’Brien"

Let’s Take A Break From Rapists, Child Molesters, And Everything Else

It’s been a heady few days of rape, more rape, and reporters basically asking “alleged” rape victims why they didn’t just not get raped. So before I start writing about child rape (which I may completely flake out on before my soul falls out), let’s just kick our feet up and look at Miss Bum

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski Will Sell You ‘Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’ Now

While today will determine the political future of our country until the presidential campaign season starts tomorrow, none of that involves tits and guns in exosuits, so America has but zero fucks to give as it prepares to celebrate today’s true holiday. So here’s Emily Ratajkowski in the new Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare trailer…

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014

Jason Biggs Peeing On Chelsea Handler Is Something We All Can Agree On

Yesterday the Internet’s top story was Amber Rose’s butt, and now today it’s Jason Biggs peeing on Chelsea Handler because humanity is 11. Not that I’m above posting it, too, because, ha ha ha, the pee goes right in her face. Plus it makes her a hypocrite for always talking shit on Kim Kardashian. They’re…

By: The Superficial / October 16, 2014

Conan Went To E3 And Other News

- Whitewashing Batfleck’s gambling problem begins. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lady GaGa and R. Kelly made a rape video with Terry Richardson or something. [Dlisted]

- Random Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About The Porn Industry [theCHIVE]

– Goddammit, Katy Perry. What did you do?! [Fishwrapper]

– A…

By: The Superficial / June 20, 2014

Conan Got An Advance Copy of ‘Super Smash Bros.’

Feedly is under another DDoS attack, so I’m literally just posting shit that amuses me, and there’s not a goddamn thing anyone can do about it thanks to my new girlfriend who hopefully should be here any minute now. And better be because I bought all these Funyuns. And meth. Anyway, here’s Conan O’Brien reviewing…

By: The Superficial / June 12, 2014

Tracy Morgan Is A Goddamn Survivor

In case you somehow missed it over the weekend, Tracy Morgan was involved in a deadly car accident on the New Jersey turnpike early Saturday morning after a Walmart truck driver who was allegedly asleep at the wheel slammed into six vehicles including Tracy’s limobus which left his mentor and best friend Jimmy Mack dead…

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2014

Abigail Ratchford Will Comfort You Now

Alright, folks, it’s a Friday when a major summer blockbuster releases, so we already mentally checked out yesterday. But to keep you company, here’s Abigail Ratchford – who can’t possibly be from Pennsylvania, there’s no fucking way – along with a new Honest Trailer, Clueless Gamer, and this week’s edition of The Most Important People

By: The Superficial / May 23, 2014

Zac Efron Might Be Your New Marvel Person

Last year, Latino Review reported that Zac Efron and Ryan Gosling were up for the roles of Han Solo and/or Luke Skywalker’s son(s) which did not happen at all. But this time, they’re super serious that Zac Efron has met with Marvel about playing.. something. Unleash The Speculator!

We can exclusively report that…

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2014

The 2014 MTV Movie Awards

Here’s the rest of The 2014 MTV Movie Awards which you’ll quickly notice is mostly Rita Ora’s cleavage, and for some odd reason, an almost equal amount of Zac Efron shirtless which was a typo. I have no idea how those got there, or why I tried to wash my clothes on them. I should…

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2014

Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Want To Be On ‘Game of Thrones,’ This Needs To Happen

If you’re like me, you enjoy huge, ample breasts and the HBO series Game of Thrones, so here’s one two of those things talking about wanting to get inside the other. And I think I speak of all nerddom when I say that if Christina Hendricks gets naked in Westeros, a dragon will fly out…

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2014

We Went To The Movies And All You Got Are These Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini Photos

Alright, folks, apparently the summer blockbuster season starts the first weekend of April now, so by the time you’re reading this Photo Boy and I are on our way to see Captain America: The Winter Soldier where there will be no hand holding or butterfly kisses. I don’t care what that hobo we paid to…

By: The Superficial / April 4, 2014

Katy Perry Fingerbanged Anna Kendrick’s Cleavage

The State of The Union was last night. And while President Obama proposed solutions to tackle poverty and climate change as Republicans went gay over duck people, absolutely none of that involved Anna Kendrick revealing that Katy Perry’s signature move is to walk up to chicks and fingerblast them right in the tits. So below…

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2014

Beth Behrs Grabbed Kat Dennings’ Breast

Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs probably have some sort of acting thing together, but that’s not important enough for me to Google, because here’s a clip of Beth accidentally grabbing Kat’s breast on Conan last night. And to then untrained mortal eye it looks like everyone shared a laugh and moved along, but what few…

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2014

Jennifer Lawrence Will Talk About Butt Plugs Now

Earlier this morning I was informed that America is Sodom and Gomorrah now, and lo and behold, here’s Jennifer Lawrence talking about her “copious amounts of butt plugs” on Conan last night because she’s simply delightful. That said, my apologies for posting two hard-hitting pieces of journalism in a row this close to Christmas. We’re…

By: The Superficial / December 19, 2013

Conan Found A Secret Message In The Kardashian Khristmas Kard Kim Kluk Klan Khloe

I honestly wouldn’t put it past these people to do something like this on purpose, but the only way to know for sure is to fold it into an origami duck and see if it pisses on Kendall. (Why didn’t I say Kim? Her only purpose is to be served for Christmas dinner now. Kris

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2013

Marlon Brando Once Groped Natasha Lyonne

Stories about lecherous old Hollywood actors are my favorite because they harken back to a more innocent time when people did horrible things without having any clue they’d later be recorded on a global porn sharing device you can carry around in your pocket. So here’s Natasha Lyonne on Conan recalling the time Marlon Brando

By: The Superficial / September 25, 2013

Louis CK Exactly Nails The Bleak, Depressing Reality of Smartphones

Louis CK stopped by Conan last night where a quip about not giving his daughters phones turned into a painfully true observation about the futility of life and how we use technology to ignore the fact we’re all alone in the fucking universe. And what’s amazing is you find yourself laughing at what’s basically a…

By: The Superficial / September 20, 2013

Aubrey Plaza Talking About Angrily Masturbating In A Hillary Clinton T-Shirt, Anyone?

Originally I was going to post Bruce Willis being a dick on British radio, but then I saw this clip of Aubrey Plaza talking about masturbating on Conan and thought, “Hmm, people might want to hear about this.” And in case you can’t watch the video, here she is describing the scene to GQ:…

By: The Superficial / July 24, 2013

Conan Found Heather Locklear’s Old Exercise Video

Here’s Conan O’Brien surprising Heather Locklear with an old exercise video from the 90s his staff dug up. And if you’re wondering why I’m even bothering to post this, and more importantly the full version below, it’s to teach you mama’s teatsuckers a lesson about the times before there the Internet. Hard times. Times whe…

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2013

We Went To See ‘Man of Steel,’ Here’s Amy Adams’ Boob-Dress

So by the time you’re reading this, the lights just dimmed and Photo Boy and I are slowly reaching ours hands towards each other watching Man of Steel which I’ll detail how gently or harshly it treated my nerd-boner later this afternoon. In the meantime, you’ll notice new posts already on the site, and to…

By: The Superficial / June 14, 2013
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