Posts tagged "clay aiken"

Simon Cowell on Clay Aiken

Simon Cowell responded to Extra today about the obvious news that Clay Aiken is gay:
“Wow, that’s a shock. It’s like being told Santa Clause isn’t real — unbelievable.”
Cowell then softened and encouraged Aiken with “Good for him. If he said it, it’s the right thing for him. Good for him.” As for how…

The Superficial / September 24, 2008

Clay Aiken likes dudes

Hey, everybody, Clay Aiken is gay! The singer, who recently became a dad, has come out of the closet in an exclusive interview with People. In related news, the sky is blue.
NOTE: Hats off to the folks over at Dateline Hollywood for creating hilarious variations, like the one above, of Clay’s coming out issue.

The Superficial / September 23, 2008

Ricky Martin pulls a Clay Aiken who pulled a Michael Jackson who – you see where I’m going with this

Ricky Martin is apparently the father of twin boys. Unmarried, ungirflriended Ricky Martin. Turns out he decided to rock the ol’ rent a uterus and had a surrogate mother deliver him a pair of sons. The AP reports:
“The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky’s full-time care,” said the statement.

The Superficial / August 20, 2008

Clay Aiken is a daddy! And he didn’t even have to touch a vagina

Clay Aiken’s producer, who he convinced to artificially inseminate herself with his seed, gave birth to a baby boy today. Here’s hoping she got a sweet bonus for this project or at the very least a fruit basket. E! Online reports:
Faye Aiken told Raleigh radio station WRAL that her son’s longtime producer gave birth…

The Superficial / August 8, 2008

Clay Aiken inseminates his record producer (Neat!)

Pulling a page from the Michael Jackson playbook, Clay Aiken has knocked up a woman – but without dealing with her “icky parts.” The mother-to-be is a record producer in her late-40’s that has worked on several of Clay’s albums. TMZ has the breaking news:
Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a…

The Superficial / May 29, 2008

Clay Aiken gets shoved

“I’ll take that penis, please.”
Clay Aiken was apparently shoved by a female passenger while on a flight to Tulsa over the weekend. Both were questioned by the FBI though neither was charged. There aren’t any details of what happened except that the two got into a minor disagreement and then the woman decided…

Superficial / July 9, 2007

Clay Aiken probably still gay

John Paulus, the former Green Beret who told the National Enquirer he had sex with Clay Aiken, is now pretending to be sorry for selling them the story, writing on his blog:…

Superficial / June 19, 2006

Clay Aiken in trouble…gay trouble

Clay Aiken’s second album may be in trouble, with RCA putting it “on hold” until the sex allegations of former Green Beret John Paulus blow over. And there are rumors that Aiken’s rabid fans could file a class-action lawsuit against the singer. “He represented himself as a heterosexual choirboy,” a source said. “They might want…

Superficial / February 13, 2006

Clay Aiken is sexuality challenged

It finally happened. Someone is willing to admit that they had sex with Clay Aiken. I guess if your judgment is so poor that you…

Superficial / January 26, 2006

Kelly Clarkson Only Talented American Idol

The “New York Post” claims Simon Cowell was overheard talking on his cell phone to an “American Idol” producer while lounging by the pool at a Beverly Hills hotel. Simon supposedly said that there is “very little talent” in the group of contestants that made it to the finals in Hollywood. He also said the…

Superficial / February 4, 2005

Clay Aiken Vocal Chord Damage

American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken was forced to postpone the start of his The Joyful Noise Tour, after doctors diagnosed him with vocal chord damage. The singer’s publicist reports that Aiken had been suffering from ongoing ear and sinus infections, and recently aggravated the condition during a trip to New York City to promote hi…

Superficial / November 23, 2004

Clay Aiken & Beyonce

A bunch of idiots that read In Style magazine have voted Clay Aiken and Beyonce as the sexiest singers. Beyonce? Sure. Fine. Whatever. But Clay Aiken? Since when did being sexy mean looking like the most annoyingly unattractive rat boy in the world? Not only is he physically unattractive, but he also acts like a…

Superficial / August 19, 2004

Diana DeGarmo

DeGarmo’s oversized voice and personality earned her only silver on Idol, won by Fantasia Barrino. But like last year’s runner-up, Clay Aiken, DeGarmo, the TV talent search’s youngest finalist, is being groomed for A-list stardom by Idol mastermind Simon Fuller and RCA, the label that inherits the show’s bounty.
I dont actually know who thi…

Superficial / June 29, 2004