Posts tagged "Claudia Romani"

Mayra Veronica & Claudia Romani Love America And Other News

Ben Affleck might fuck his way through Comic-Con. [Lainey Gossip]

LeAnn Rimes’ friends are goddamn morons. [Dlisted]

Bill O’Reilly’s had enough of this Internet contraption. [The Frisky]

Donald Trump’s still talking about Mexican rapists. [Death and Taxes]

Your morning links.

By: The Superficial / July 3, 2015

Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

Zach Galifianakis is completely unrecognizable, Farrah Abraham wants ass implants, your female Ghostbusters, Kendall Jenner’s nipples, and how to be a male porn star. Your morning links.

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Help Me, Claudia Romani’s Butt, You’re My Only Hope

Alright, folks, I have some great news: Our photo negotiations almost finished, and without giving too much away, I’m no longer alternating between sucking my thumb and drinking in the corner. Because of depression anyway. Which means soon you won’t have to watch me do soft shoe at the end of the each day, and…

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015

Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

- Holy shit, Angelina Jolie’s new boobs are in a tanktop. [Lainey Gossip]

- John Travolta’s pube beard will talk about those gay allegations now. [Dlisted]

– In case Claudia Romani isn’t enough bikini butt for you, enjoy. [theCHIVE]

- Kylie Jenner is a Kardashian Dirty Bomb waiting to…

By: The Superficial / September 16, 2014

Anais Zanotti, Tahiti Cora & Claudia Romani’s Butts Are In Bikinis

It’s been three posts since our last bikini gallery, so because it’s summer and we’re fucking sloppy with them, here’s Anais Zanotti, Tahiti Cora and Claudia Romani (below) running around Miami this weekend. Also, consider this my apology for not only writing about Aquaman, but making a Man of Steel joke that involved terraforming. I’m…

By: The Superficial / June 16, 2014

Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

- Kate Middleton skipped a celebrity event? Start checking tunnels in Paris. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicole Kidman was exposed to our yellow sun for too long. [Dlisted]

- The Newly Single Chivettes Have Come Out To Play [theCHIVE]

- Kaley Cuoco’s husband is still shady. [Fishwrapper]

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By: The Superficial / May 15, 2014

Happy Holidays From The Superficial

Alright, folks, it’s that time of the year again where Photo Boy and I vanish after filling the site with Best Of posts to make it look like we’re working. So those will start Thursday, followed by some light blogging on Friday and Monday, before retreating back into our holes until after New Year’s. I…

By: The Superficial / December 24, 2013

Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

- Mariah Carey is talking shit about American Idol now. [Lainey Gossip]

– There are Nicolas Cage sex pics out there. [Dlisted]

- Bare Backs Are Beautiful Like A Fresh Winter Snow [theCHIVE]

- Joan Rivers is the one person alive who hates Jennifer Lawrence. [Fishwrapper]

-…

By: The Superficial / November 14, 2013

Claudia Romani’s Ass Is Still Phenomenal And
Other News

- Behold! The Royal Birth Certificate complete with ridiculous albeit real occupations. [Lainey Gossip]

– Being a lesbian? That’s so Raven. [Dlisted]

- She’s Got Legs For Days [theCHIVE]

- Ryan Gosling stripping, anyone? [Fishwrapper]

– Wait. That Sharknado shit everyone was talking about was some sort…

By: The Superficial / August 5, 2013

Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

- Bikini Season is Back in Full Swing. Thank God. [theCHIVE]

- Katie Holmes’ escape from Tom Cruise: The one-year anniversary. [Lainey Gossip]

– Somebody gave Justin Bieber another monkey to abandon. [Dlisted]

– Wait. Selma Blair is 40? That can’t be right. [tooFab]

- Kanye West

By: The Superficial / June 24, 2013

Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

- Jessica Alba is a furniture designer now. [Lainey Gossip]

– What’s up, Lil Kim’s Tri-Boob? [Dlisted]

- Chivettes Bored At Work [theCHIVE]

- Kim Zolciak’s pregnant again. [tooFab]

– Some guy tried to stab himself out The TODAY Show, did not scream, “Kanye West says hello,…

By: The Superficial / June 6, 2013

Ashley Tisdale & Claudia Romani In Bikinis:
The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 3.5.13

A large chunk of Photo Boy’s day is sifting through hundreds of photos for just the right shot of Prince Charles at a Swine Grooming Festival. Unfortunately, I don’t have time for that, but I do have time to stuff this post full of Ashley Tisdale and Claudia Romani’s asses in bikinis like a thick,…

By: The Superficial / March 5, 2013

Claudia Romani Makes Me Regret Calling Soccer A Pansy Sport For Pansies And Other News

- Beyonce’s documentary is as full of shit as you imagined and that’s not even including Oprah. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alec Baldwin called a photographer a “crackhead” and a “coon,” just in case everyone wasn’t sure this man is a pure scotch-ball of rage. [Dlisted]

- Bill Clinton approves of thi…

By: The Superficial / February 19, 2013

Oh Thank God, Claudia Romani’s Back In A Bikini And Other News

- How good is Ronaiah Tuiasosopopoosoposposs female voice? Not good enough to make me not hate spelling his goddamn last name. [Dlisted]

– The time Lance Armstrong went bike riding with Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey. [Lainey Gossip]

– Bras were made to be burned. Or not worn by these wome…

By: The Superficial / January 25, 2013

Claudia Romani Actually Wearing Clothes and Other News

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- Shakira named her baby Milan, which up until now I had no idea meant ‘body destroyer.’ [Lainey Gossip]

- Rachel Ray’s husband only joined that swingers club for their fabulous buffet. [Dlisted]

- Justin Timberlake brought the sexy back ya’ll!! (I’ll let myself out.)…

By: Photo Boy / January 24, 2013

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.11.12
Claudia Galanti vs. Claudia Romani

Welcome to the part of the day where I type words that no one will read because there’s a famewhore butt battle going on just above them. Just wanted to let you know that tomorrow this will be back to the usual eclectic The Crap We Missed, which I’ve been cultivating since Friday. No sig…

By: Photo Boy / December 11, 2012

Claudia Romani In A Bikini And Other News

- Miley Cyrus has a brother named Braison? How many of these kids are there? [Just Jared]

- Demi Moore’s banging a 26-year-old which sounds impressive until you remember dudes will have sex with anything. Literally anything. *eyes up cheese danish* [Lainey Gossip]

– In an ideal world, this would be…

By: The Superficial / November 29, 2012

Everyone Be Quiet, Claudia Romani Wants To Say Something About The Election

If the first thought that pops into your head is, “Wait, can she even vote in this election?” why does your blind party allegiance hate butts so much? Did a butt kill its best friend? Touch it somewhere it shouldn’t? Give an illegal homosexual Mexican food stamps and a free cellphone? HELP ME UNDERSTAND YOUR

By: The Superficial / October 22, 2012