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Paris Hilton makes out with Cisco Adler

I don’t know why, but Paris Hilton was spotted making out with Mischa Barton’s ex, Cisco Adler, at Guy’s karaoke night yesterday. TMZ reports:

A spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton’s grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler… More »

Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler not broken up

Us Weekly reported today that Mischa Barton broke up with Cisco Adler after a nude picture of him (so NSFW it’s not even funny) surfaced on the web last month, but Adler’s rep insists they’re still together, saying: “They are fine – very happy together.” Regarding the picture, Cisco adds:

“Mischa wasn’t… More »

Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler eat lunch at Cafe Med

Mischa Barton says Paris Hilton is insecure

Mischa Barton has come out and said that Paris Hilton’s cruel remarks about her are due to her insecurity and hunger for publicity. Mischa fell out of Paris’s circle of friends when she began dating Kimberly Stewart’s ex-fiance, Cisco Adler, and recently said:

“I met her one or two times and she’s making out… More »

Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler live the dream

Here’s a fun little story about young love, and drugs, and public humiliation, and then probably more drugs. Whitestarr rocker Cisco Adler and his bandmates cruised around Los Angeles the other day in a flatbed truck, playing tunes to promote condo sales at the Hard Rock in San Diego. When Adler’s girlfriend Mischa Barton pulled… More »

Mischa Barton tanning, hopefully

Mischa engaged to dirty hippie, could’ve had Leo

Despite repeated phone calls to Fox, pigeon couriers and a restraining order, I’ve failed in my attempt to keep Mischa from getting serious with Weird Al Yankovic’s bastard love child. She’s going to marry Cisco Adler in February, and now all I can do is sob uncontrollably whilst watching my O.C. DVDs, fantasizing about what… More »

Mischa Barton likes ‘em classy

Mischa Barton is greedy

Page Six is reporting that Mischa Barton is demanding that her per-episode salary on The O.C. hit six figures, after her new boyfriend turned out to be a productive member of society instead of the spoiled billion-dollar heir her old one was.

“Mischa’s the biggest star on the show, and she feels her… More »

Mischa Barton dates Kimberly Stewart’s ex

According to Radar Online, Mischa Barton has sparked Kimberly Stewart’s syphilitic fury by dating Stewart’s ex-fianc … More »