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Who Gave George Clooney A Boner? A Serious Investigation

George Clooney has an erection. Let’s get to it, super sleuths! More »

Taylor Swift Is Going To Kill Katy Perry With Karate And Shit

Taylor Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’ video is an all-star fuck you to Katy Perry’s face. … More »

Cindy Crawford: Unretouched Photo Was Retouched To Look Unretouched

Cindy Crawford’s photographer claims the “unretouched” photo from her 2013 Marie Claire photo shoot was retouched to make her look awful. More »

It’s Cindy Crawford Without Photoshop

The unretouched image of Cindy Crawford making the Internet rounds isn’t for an upcoming, “inspirational” photo shoot. It’s from a 2013 issue of Marie Claire, and no one was supposed to see it. More »

Rich People In Halloween Costumes: Starring Maria Menounos’ Butt

And welcome back to the time of year when celebrities get trashed in Halloween costumes every single night for an entire week because they’re just like us minus the whole waking up in the morning to stave off poverty. So here’s the first batch featuring Maria Menounos’ butt, Cindy Crawford, Elisabetta Canalis, and Mindy RobinsonMore »

Stacy Keibler, Cindy Crawford, Diane Kruger and Leilani Dowding Wore Bikinis

Rather than dole these out throughout the course of the day, here’s a goddamn breakfast bonanza of Bikini Photos featuring George Clooney’s public girlfriend Stacy Keibler, George Clooney’s secret girlfriend Cindy Crawford, George Clooney’s eventual girlfriend Diane Kruger and Leilani Dowding who George Clooney will probably roll up in a shower curtain one day if… More »

Cindy Crawford & Elisabetta Canalis in bikinis

George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis spent the holiday weekend in Mexico with Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber, and surprisingly none of these pics include Clooney instructing a submissive Cindy to throw her wedding ring into the ocean before slathering a naked Elisabetta in organic guacamole. Personally, I don’t even think… More »

Cindy Crawford in a bikini

Here’s Cindy Crawford in Saint-Tropez yesterday looking awesome as usual. She is seriously going to be the hottest broad in the nursing home down the road. And that’s when I’ll make my move. How can she resist my talks of shuffleboard and Viagra over the early bird at Cracker Barrel? She’ll be like bread… More »

Cindy Crawford in a bikini

Here’s Cindy Crawford wearing a bikini on the set of her latest photo shoot in LA, and I love how she spots the paparazzi then starts pointing at them. Because nothing deters a cameraman like looking directly at him so he gets a clear shot of your face and breasts. No, really, I’m surprised this… More »

Cindy Crawford’s husband is kind of a douche

Cindy Crawford’s business mogul husband Rande Gerber is being sued for sexual harassment by two women who used to work for him. Us reports:

A lawsuit was filed in March in San Diego County Superior Court, confirms, by a pair of former waitresses. According to, which first broke the news, the women… More »

Cindy Crawford seems to have forgot her clothes

Here’s Cindy Crawford posing nude for the April issue of Allure magazine. Did anyone else’s desk just splinter in half or was that just mine? Guess they don’t make steel like they used to…

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version, but there’s a pretty good chance you’re getting laid off anyway, so… More »

Cindy Crawford pumping gas in heels

Here’s pictures of Cindy Crawford at a gas station before attending a birthday party in Malibu. There’s probably nothing sexier than a woman in heels pumping gas. Although, I should probably preface that statement by admitting I’m a Transformer. Good God, this is like porn….

Photos: FlynetMore »

Cindy Crawford gets drunk at George Clooney’s house

Cindy Crawford got wasted at George Clooney’s house in London last night where he was throwing a charity event for the victims of Darfur. And you know what will totally make those fuckers feel better? Cindy Crawford knocking back Jell-O shots in a see-through top. Whoo! Charity! GET SOME!

NOTE: Seriously, are George ClooneyMore »

Cindy Crawford topless = Oh yes, this is happening

Cindy Crawford continues her vacation in France with husband Rande Gerber and special guest George Clooney. This time she’s partaking in some topless sunbathing and gravity has been ridiculously kind to Cindy. The last pair of 42-year-old breasts I saw belonged to The Geekologie Writer’s mom. She tripped over them on her way to the… More »

Cindy Crawford in a bikini

Cindy Crawford got her bikini on while vacationing in France with husband Rande Gerber. Also on board was George Clooney which is a brave act on her husband’s part. Nothing like inviting the handsomest man in the world on your yacht to ogle your superfine wife. This probably won’t end well.

CINDY: Chin me. More »

Cindy Crawford will probably be doable at 90

Cindy Crawford attended the opening of the Hard Rock Hotel’s nightclub in San Diego. Will she ever stop looking awesome? Scientists in the future will probably dig up her body and start frantically searching for a miracle cure to reverse death. Sadly, a few days later they’ll discover Tara Reid’s corpse, immediately abandon their research… More »

Cindy Crawford is still kind of hot

Cindy Crawford spent the holiday weekend in Maui with her family. For a 41-year-old woman, she looks pretty damn good. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I won’t make love to anything over the age of 25, but I’d probably make an exception for Cindy. Of course, she’d first have to tell me… More »

Cindy Crawford still alive, doing stuff

These are a couple days old but it’s Cindy Crawford so, you know, who cares? She still looks amazing for a 41-year-old. I don’t want to start any rumors, but I hear she drinks the blood of newborns to stay youthful. And did I just make that up? Maybe. The only thing we… More »

Cindy Crawford has a pretty son

Here’s a fun little game called “Guess The Son,” because apparently one of Cindy Crawford’s daughters is actually a boy. Can you figure out which? Me neither, but according to sources it’s the blonde kid. I can tell in the future this kid is going to get a lot of heat for looking… More »

Cindy Crawford sunbathes topless

Former supermodel Cindy Crawford was spotted sunbathing topless on a yacht in St. Tropez over the weekend. And man is she holding up well for a 41-year-old. The last time I saw a 40-year-old topless I threw up and crashed my car. Although to be fair, I was also bench pressing 300 pounds… More »

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