Posts tagged "Cindy Crawford"

Cindy Crawford: Unretouched Photo Was Retouched To Look Unretouched

Cindy Crawford’s photographer claims the “unretouched” photo from her 2013 Marie Claire photo shoot was retouched to make her look awful.

The Superficial / March 2, 2015

It’s Cindy Crawford Without Photoshop

The unretouched image of Cindy Crawford making the Internet rounds isn’t for an upcoming, “inspirational” photo shoot. It’s from a 2013 issue of Marie Claire, and no one was supposed to see it.

The Superficial / February 16, 2015

Rich People In Halloween Costumes: Starring Maria Menounos’ Butt

And welcome back to the time of year when celebrities get trashed in Halloween costumes every single night for an entire week because they’re just like us minus the whole waking up in the morning to stave off poverty. So here’s the first batch featuring Maria Menounos’ butt, Cindy Crawford, Elisabetta Canalis, and Mindy Robinson

The Superficial / October 27, 2014

Stacy Keibler, Cindy Crawford, Diane Kruger and Leilani Dowding Wore Bikinis

Rather than dole these out throughout the course of the day, here’s a goddamn breakfast bonanza of Bikini Photos featuring George Clooney’s public girlfriend Stacy Keibler, George Clooney’s secret girlfriend Cindy Crawford, George Clooney’s eventual girlfriend Diane Kruger and Leilani Dowding who George Clooney will probably roll up in a shower curtain one day if…

The Superficial / November 28, 2011

Cindy Crawford & Elisabetta Canalis in bikinis

George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis spent the holiday weekend in Mexico with Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber, and surprisingly none of these pics include Clooney instructing a submissive Cindy to throw her wedding ring into the ocean before slathering a naked Elisabetta in organic guacamole. Personally, I don’t even think George…

The Superficial / November 30, 2009

Cindy Crawford in a bikini

Here’s Cindy Crawford in Saint-Tropez yesterday looking awesome as usual. She is seriously going to be the hottest broad in the nursing home down the road. And that’s when I’ll make my move. How can she resist my talks of shuffleboard and Viagra over the early bird at Cracker Barrel? She’ll be like bread pudding…

The Superficial / August 6, 2009

Cindy Crawford in a bikini

Here’s Cindy Crawford wearing a bikini on the set of her latest photo shoot in LA, and I love how she spots the paparazzi then starts pointing at them. Because nothing deters a cameraman like looking directly at him so he gets a clear shot of your face and breasts. No, really, I’m surprised thi…

The Superficial / May 14, 2009

Cindy Crawford’s husband is kind of a douche

Cindy Crawford’s business mogul husband Rande Gerber is being sued for sexual harassment by two women who used to work for him. Us reports:
A lawsuit was filed in March in San Diego County Superior Court, confirms, by a pair of former waitresses. According to, which first broke the news, the women claimed…

Superficial / May 2, 2009

Cindy Crawford seems to have forgot her clothes

Here’s Cindy Crawford posing nude for the April issue of Allure magazine. Did anyone else’s desk just splinter in half or was that just mine? Guess they don’t make steel like they used to…
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version, but there’s a pretty good chance you’re getting laid off anyway, so go nuts.

The Superficial / March 23, 2009

Cindy Crawford pumping gas in heels

Here’s pictures of Cindy Crawford at a gas station before attending a birthday party in Malibu. There’s probably nothing sexier than a woman in heels pumping gas. Although, I should probably preface that statement by admitting I’m a Transformer. Good God, this is like porn….
Photos: Flynet

The Superficial / February 20, 2009

Cindy Crawford gets drunk at George Clooney’s house

Cindy Crawford got wasted at George Clooney’s house in London last night where he was throwing a charity event for the victims of Darfur. And you know what will totally make those fuckers feel better? Cindy Crawford knocking back Jell-O shots in a see-through top. Whoo! Charity! GET SOME!
NOTE: Seriously, are George Clooney and…

The Superficial / December 5, 2008

Cindy Crawford topless = Oh yes, this is happening

Cindy Crawford continues her vacation in France with husband Rande Gerber and special guest George Clooney. This time she’s partaking in some topless sunbathing and gravity has been ridiculously kind to Cindy. The last pair of 42-year-old breasts I saw belonged to The Geekologie Writer’s mom. She tripped over them on her way to the…

The Superficial / August 5, 2008

Cindy Crawford in a bikini

Cindy Crawford got her bikini on while vacationing in France with husband Rande Gerber. Also on board was George Clooney which is a brave act on her husband’s part. Nothing like inviting the handsomest man in the world on your yacht to ogle your superfine wife. This probably won’t end well.
CINDY: Chin me. Chi…

The Superficial / August 4, 2008

Cindy Crawford will probably be doable at 90

Cindy Crawford attended the opening of the Hard Rock Hotel’s nightclub in San Diego. Will she ever stop looking awesome? Scientists in the future will probably dig up her body and start frantically searching for a miracle cure to reverse death. Sadly, a few days later they’ll discover Tara Reid’s corpse, immediately abandon their research…

The Superficial / December 3, 2007

Cindy Crawford is still kind of hot

Cindy Crawford spent the holiday weekend in Maui with her family. For a 41-year-old woman, she looks pretty damn good. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I won’t make love to anything over the age of 25, but I’d probably make an exception for Cindy. Of course, she’d first have to tell me where…

The Superficial / November 26, 2007

Cindy Crawford still alive, doing stuff

These are a couple days old but it’s Cindy Crawford so, you know, who cares? She still looks amazing for a 41-year-old. I don’t want to start any rumors, but I hear she drinks the blood of newborns to stay youthful. And did I just make that up? Maybe. The only thing we know…

Superficial / August 31, 2007

Cindy Crawford has a pretty son

Here’s a fun little game called “Guess The Son,” because apparently one of Cindy Crawford’s daughters is actually a boy. Can you figure out which? Me neither, but according to sources it’s the blonde kid. I can tell in the future this kid is going to get a lot of heat for looking so…

Superficial / August 16, 2007

Cindy Crawford sunbathes topless

Former supermodel Cindy Crawford was spotted sunbathing topless on a yacht in St. Tropez over the weekend. And man is she holding up well for a 41-year-old. The last time I saw a 40-year-old topless I threw up and crashed my car. Although to be fair, I was also bench pressing 300 pounds at…

Superficial / July 31, 2007

Mariah Carey is out of her mind

Mariah Carey tells V magazine that she keeps twenty humidifiers around her bed and that if she appears too sexy in pictures it’s not her fault. She says:
“Literally I’ll have twenty humidifiers around the bed. Basically it’s like sleeping in a steam room. The bed is all terry-cloth, the ceiling is pitched so…

Superficial / January 8, 2007
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