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Cindy Crawford Could (Might) Work At Waffle House

Her body has held up well for a 54-year-old, but her face looks like she’s ready mop up some drunk trucker’s puke and ask me if I’d like fries or hash browns… (FYI: I want hash browns). More »

Who Gave George Clooney A Boner? A Serious Investigation

George Clooney has an erection. Let’s get to it, super sleuths! More »

Taylor Swift Is Going To Kill Katy Perry With Karate And Shit

Taylor Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’ video is an all-star fuck you to Katy Perry’s face. … More »

Cindy Crawford: Unretouched Photo Was Retouched To Look Unretouched

Cindy Crawford’s photographer claims the “unretouched” photo from her 2013 Marie Claire photo shoot was retouched to make her look awful. More »

It’s Cindy Crawford Without Photoshop

The unretouched image of Cindy Crawford making the Internet rounds isn’t for an upcoming, “inspirational” photo shoot. It’s from a 2013 issue of Marie Claire, and no one was supposed to see it. More »

Rich People In Halloween Costumes: Starring Maria Menounos’ Butt

And welcome back to the time of year when celebrities get trashed in Halloween costumes every single night for an entire week because they’re just like us minus the whole waking up in the morning to stave off poverty. So here’s the first batch featuring Maria Menounos’ butt, Cindy Crawford, Elisabetta Canalis, and Mindy RobinsonMore »

Stacy Keibler, Cindy Crawford, Diane Kruger and Leilani Dowding Wore Bikinis

Rather than dole these out throughout the course of the day, here’s a goddamn breakfast bonanza of Bikini Photos featuring George Clooney’s public girlfriend Stacy Keibler, George Clooney’s secret girlfriend Cindy Crawford, George Clooney’s eventual girlfriend Diane Kruger and Leilani Dowding who George Clooney will probably roll up in a shower curtain one day if… More »

Cindy Crawford & Elisabetta Canalis in bikinis

George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis spent the holiday weekend in Mexico with Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber, and surprisingly none of these pics include Clooney instructing a submissive Cindy to throw her wedding ring into the ocean before slathering a naked Elisabetta in organic guacamole. Personally, I don’t even think… More »

Cindy Crawford in a bikini

Here’s Cindy Crawford in Saint-Tropez yesterday looking awesome as usual. She is seriously going to be the hottest broad in the nursing home down the road. And that’s when I’ll make my move. How can she resist my talks of shuffleboard and Viagra over the early bird at Cracker Barrel? She’ll be like bread… More »

Cindy Crawford in a bikini

Here’s Cindy Crawford wearing a bikini on the set of her latest photo shoot in LA, and I love how she spots the paparazzi then starts pointing at them. Because nothing deters a cameraman like looking directly at him so he gets a clear shot of your face and breasts. No, really, I’m surprised this… More »

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