Posts tagged "Christina Ricci"

Christina Ricci Collapses For Easy Storage

Back in November, Christina Ricci posted a picture of herself inside a refrigerator (above) which nobody noticed until yesterday January 13. Except when they did, the Internet lost its shit because apparently banging Wednesday Adams next to the vegetable crisper is the fetish it's been waiting for after spending…
By: The Superficial / January 14, 2014

Good Morning, Christina Ricci, And Other News

- Garrett Hedlund don't need your mommy porn. [Lainey Gossip] - Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison will talk about their fake sex life now. [Dlisted] - Please nobody tell these girls how clothes are supposed to work. [theCHIVE] - Anyone notice the older Taylor Momsen gets the less she'…
By: The Superficial / July 29, 2013

Blake Lively’s Cleavage And These Other People At The MET Gala

Posted by Photo Boy So here's everyone else at last night's MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn't see Avril Lavigne there, so that can't be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money…
By: Photo Boy / May 7, 2013

Christina Ricci’s cleavage was there the whole time

When I first saw these pics of Christina Ricci at the Museum of Modern Art I completely wrote them off due to a lack of cleavage. Turns out her boobs were being The Matrix and shattering my perception of reality by coming out the bottom. I don't even know what that sentence means, but we're…
By: The Superficial / June 3, 2010

Taryn Manning in a Bikini

Here's Taryn Manning in Turks and Caicos yesterday who kind of reminds me of a poor man's Christina Ricci. Which is a compliment considering I've often expressed my desire to make sweet leprechaun love to Christina and not just because my penis would finally look just slightly below average gargantuanly mountainesque. Photos: Pacific…
By: The Superficial / May 17, 2010

Christina Ricci is a LILF

I'll let you guys do the math on that one. In the meantime, does telling a woman your testicles are the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow ever work? I mean for you people. I'm batting a thousand over here. Although in fairness, it involves a lot of Super Glue, those chocolate…
By: The Superficial / April 30, 2010

Christina Ricci might have been drinking

Here's an absolutely shit-faced Christina Ricci in Paris last night, and is anyone at all surprised to see Lindsay Lohan at the scene of the crime? That's like seeing a fish in the ocean. If the ocean was 3/4ths gin. Photos: INFdaily…
By: The Superficial / March 11, 2010

Christina Ricci still in a bikini

Here's Christina Ricci continuing her Miami vacation yesterday and her thigh tattoo really does look like it says "Fuck" despite the fact it's "Jack." I have no idea what that's all about, but lets assume it has something to do with guarding the secret recipe for E.L. Fudges from her sworn enemies on the…
By: The Superficial / November 1, 2009

Christina Ricci in a bikini

Here's Christina Ricci in Miami today with her boyfriend ME. Yep, we decided to get a little R&R together, and if you're wondering why I keep ducking out of every shot, that's because I'm the modest type who doesn't like to rub it into everyone's face that I'm having sex with Christina Ricci, all the…
By: The Superficial / October 30, 2009

Christina Ricci has been working out

The recently unengaged Christina Ricci showed up looking smoking hot to the premiere of Inglourious Basterds last night, and I'm seriously digging those midget curves. If I had a pair of tweezers and a steady hand, I'd undress her right now. Provided she agrees not to stab me in the testicles with a cocktail…
By: The Superficial / August 11, 2009

Christina Ricci is single

Christina Ricci and Owen Benjamin have called off their engagement, according to People: "Owen had a birthday party this past Sunday, and everything seemed fine. Sometime after, they got into a fight and decided to reevaluate things. [Then] the engagement was off," says a source close to the couple. Another source close to the…
By: The Superficial / June 4, 2009

Christina Ricci gets engaged

Christina Ricci and her boyfriend Owen Benjamin are engaged, according to People: Ricci, 29, met Benjamin on the set of their film All's Faire in Love last year and went public with their relationship in October. Most recently, they were spotted cozying up at the Nobu West Hollywood's one-year anniversary party last week. Thi…
By: The Superficial / March 18, 2009

Christina Ricci in a bikini

Christina Ricci hit the beach yesterday with her boyfriend Kick Gurry. Kick? Note to self: Change name to "Chop Samson." Purchase water-bed, five barrels of Cool Whip, cape. Prepare for all the sex with Christina Ricci. End note. Addendum: Keep an eye out for The Geekologie Writer a.k.a. "Donkey-Punch Gusterson." Photos: INFdaily.com…
By: The Superficial / September 3, 2008

Tila Tequila tries way too hard to prove she’s bisexual (Because she’s not)

Tila Tequila's marketing bra was on overdrive during the MTV Movie Awards this weekend. One of the main criticisms of her show A Shot at Love was that, hey, guess what, Tila's not really a bisexual. With her second season in progress, she's working her face off to trick people into believing she swing…
By: The Superficial / June 3, 2008

Christina Ricci wants Jessica Biel’s ass (Bingo!)

Christina Ricci, like most of the civilized world, wants Jessica Biel's butt and she's shouting it from the rooftops. Or People Magazine, if you want to argue over semantics: "I asked my trainer, 'Can you give me Jessica Biel's butt?'" the actress - who starred with Biel's beau Timberlake in last year's Black Snake…
By: The Superficial / April 2, 2008

Christina Ricci is world’s sexiest elf

Christina Ricci attended the premiere of her new movie Penelope last night in LA. What I admire most about Christina Ricci is how she balances her acting career with her sacred duties to bake fresh batches of E.L. Fudge's every night in a tree. I tried to find that tree once but gave up after…
By: The Superficial / February 21, 2008

Christina Ricci is confusing my pants

Christina Ricci was looking hot (I think) at the Women's Guild 50th Anniversary Gala over the weekend. I can't tell if I'm attracted to her or not. Right now there's a weird noise coming out of my pants, like a grizzly bear driving a dump truck through a spring factory. I should probably investigate. Of…
By: The Superficial / September 17, 2007