Back in November, Christina Ricci posted a picture of herself inside a refrigerator (above) which nobody noticed until yesterday January 13. Except when they did, the Internet lost its shit because apparently banging Wednesday Adams next to the vegetable crisper is the fetish it’s been waiting for after spending a soul-searching moment wondering if Swiss… More »
- Garrett Hedlund don’t need your mommy porn. [Lainey Gossip]
- Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison will talk about their fake sex life now. [Dlisted]
– Please nobody tell these girls how clothes are supposed to work. [theCHIVE]
– Anyone notice the older Taylor Momsen gets the less she’s… More »
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So here’s everyone else at last night’s MET Gala, which was supposed to have something to do with punk rock, but I didn’t see Avril Lavigne there, so that can’t be right. *dodges broken bottles* I guess the point of this event is to raise a shit-ton of money… More »
When I first saw these pics of Christina Ricci at the Museum of Modern Art I completely wrote them off due to a lack of cleavage. Turns out her boobs were being The Matrix and shattering my perception of reality by coming out the bottom. I don’t even know what that sentence means, but… More »
Here’s Taryn Manning in Turks and Caicos yesterday who kind of reminds me of a poor man’s Christina Ricci. Which is a compliment considering I’ve often expressed my desire to make sweet leprechaun love to Christina and not just because my penis would finally look just slightly below average gargantuanly mountainesque.
I’ll let you guys do the math on that one.
In the meantime, does telling a woman your testicles are the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow ever work? I mean for you people. I’m batting a thousand over here. Although in fairness, it involves a lot of Super Glue,… More »
Here’s an absolutely shit-faced Christina Ricci in Paris last night, and is anyone at all surprised to see Lindsay Lohan at the scene of the crime? That’s like seeing a fish in the ocean. If the ocean was 3/4ths gin.
Here’s Christina Ricci continuing her Miami vacation yesterday and her thigh tattoo really does look like it says “Fuck” despite the fact it’s “Jack.” I have no idea what that’s all about, but lets assume it has something to do with guarding the secret recipe for E.L. Fudges from her sworn enemies on the… More »
Here’s Christina Ricci in Miami today with her boyfriend ME. Yep, we decided to get a little R&R together, and if you’re wondering why I keep ducking out of every shot, that’s because I’m the modest type who doesn’t like to rub it into everyone’s face that I’m having sex with Christina Ricci, all… More »
The recently unengaged Christina Ricci showed up looking smoking hot to the premiere of Inglourious Basterds last night, and I’m seriously digging those midget curves. If I had a pair of tweezers and a steady hand, I’d undress her right now. Provided she agrees not to stab me in the testicles with a cocktail… More »