Posts tagged "Christina Hendricks"

Christina Hendricks & Charlotte McKinney Are Your Boob Post Today

Christina Hendricks at the ‘Mad Men’ Final 7 episodes event and Charlotte McKinney at ‘Dancing With The Stars’ are today’s huge boob post.

By: Photo Boy / March 26, 2015

Christina Hendricks Brought Her Monster Breasts #Emmys

As small children, most of us dreamed about Ronald McDonald having really huge tits. I’m talking so huge you don’t even know how he’s carrying them around, and maybe Grimace should talk to him about steroids. So now that I’ve explained how Christina Hendricks is so popular, here’s her breasts at the Emmys last night…

By: The Superficial / August 26, 2014

Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Want To Be On ‘Game of Thrones,’ This Needs To Happen

If you’re like me, you enjoy huge, ample breasts and the HBO series Game of Thrones, so here’s one two of those things talking about wanting to get inside the other. And I think I speak of all nerddom when I say that if Christina Hendricks gets naked in Westeros, a dragon will fly out…

By: The Superficial / April 8, 2014

Christina Hendricks Can’t Get A Breast Reduction
I WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

Here’s Christina Hendricks looking noticeably less chesty at Elton John‘s Oscar party which means she either got a breast reduction or we have no fucking clue how female undergarments work. (I didn’t believe that last one either. *resumes trying to unhook bra from mannequin* C’mon…) The important thing is nobody made any rash decisions and…

By: The Superficial / March 3, 2014

The Breast of The Emmys: Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks & Sarah Silverman? Wait, What?

Now that I’m done geeking out about super alien man and the bald scientist he punches, let’s get back to what really matters at the Emmys: Rich lady boobs. So here’s Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks, and oddly enough Sarah Silverman who I sometimes forget is a woman that needs to be reduced to nothing more…

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2013

BEST OF 2012: Christina Hendricks Got Hacked

Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill,

By: The Superficial / December 26, 2012

Christina Hendricks & Kat Dennings Had Giant Breasts At The Emmys, Let’s Look At Them

Christina Hendricks and Kat Dennings were at the Emmys last night where, granted, they didn’t win any awards honoring their hard work and dedication to their craft, but this morning a bunch of dudes on the Internet went, “Damn, those tits are huge,” so I call that a win for modern feminism. Girl power!

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2012

Jon Hamm’s Friends Ask Him To Impregnate Them

“Hello. Yes. I’m the guy everyone wants to fuck.”

When you’re a rugged, meaty piece of stubbled, fictionally misogynistic handsome like Jon Hamm, you’re faced with a daily struggle that only someone like myself can relate to because we’re soulmates. And that struggle is having close friends constantly come up with crazy excuse…

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2012

January Jones Totally Wants Jon Hamm, Needs To GET UP OFF MY MAN, BITCH

Uh, Photo Boy wrote that headline.

Here’s the cast of Mad Men ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange this morning where you’ll notice January Jones spent the whole time making googly eyes at Jon Hamm because she’s an adulterous whore who’s apparently too drunk all the time to find…

By: The Superficial / March 22, 2012

Christina Hendricks Got Hacked Except The Topless One’s A Fake

Christina Hendricks also found herself the target of “hackers,” only this time they actually did break into her cell phone and steal personal pics, but just like Olivia Munn, they inserted a faceless nude shot to trick the non-discriminating masturbater. And also like Olivia Munn, I’m not posting anything but the top pic because one…

By: The Superficial / March 5, 2012

The BAFTAs: Christina Hendricks & Emma Watson Is All You Need To Know

While us silly Yanks celebrated the decline of music, jolly ol’ England spent its weekend holding something called the BAFTAs which I’ll just go ahead and say is an acronym for the British Anglo-Saxon Fez and Tiara Accolades because those limeys do love them some haberdashery. Good show! More importantly, Christina Hendricks was there and…

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2012

Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Looked Like This At The Emmys

And let’s get the obligatory ginger with giant breasts post out of the way.

By voluminous request, here’s Christina Hendricks at the Emmys Sunday night despite the fact she looks exactly like she looks at every single red carpet event: Huge ass on her chest, weird husband by her side. I know I…

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2011

Christina Hendricks: Making Butts on Chests Look Fancy Since 1975

Here’s Christina Hendricks at the premiere of I Don’t Know How She Does It last night where I’m assuming her massive translucent breast-orbs stole the spotlight from the star of the movie Sarah Jessica Parker. “Like a gotdamn titty mountain up in here,” mavens of high society were overheard saying followed by hushed whispers of…

By: The Superficial / September 13, 2011

Christina Hendricks’ Shirt Might Not Make it and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy

- Judge Judy to Katie Couric: Bring it, bitch. [Popeater]

- Emma Watson stopped going to Brown because the guys wouldn’t bang her. That’s how I read this. [Huffington Post]

- Dennis Rodman is cross-dressing again. [Dlisted]

– And yet, he looks le…

By: Photo Boy / June 7, 2011

Christina Hendricks Breasts Are Real, According to Christina Hendricks

In a new interview with The Daily Mail’s You Magazine, Mad Men star Christina Hendricks basically calls everyone an idiot who says her breasts are fake and explains why she married the weirdest looking man alive who’s so full of confidence now he gave himself a pedostache:

On why you bothered to click

By: The Superficial / May 23, 2011

BREAKING: Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Look Smaller

Maybe because my first thought of Christina Hendricks is almost always this, her chest looks smaller to me in these pics. Of course, she could just be wearing clothes that actually fit her frame and/or finally followed through with all that dieting talk and, because God is a sick bastard, the behemoth jugs were the…

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2011

Rare Christina Hendricks Playboy Photos

Presumably to teach Spider-Man that the Internet is reserved for breasts and intercourse, Playboy has released rare photos of Christina Hendricks from the July 1999 issue (above). Except I can’t help but notice something seems off. Gigantically off. Like I’m finding out Santa Claus isn’t real, but it’s giving me an erection. That can’t be…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2011

Christina Hendricks is THICK FIRE

Here’s Christina Hendricks on the set of Drive yesterday where her character takes part in some sort of heist because nothing’s more discreet than a massive redhead with jugs so big, squeezing her into white trash clothing can’t even hide them. Case in point, there’s guys two blocks away stopping in their tracks and going,…

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2010

Christina Hendricks: ‘Everyone Wants Me’

While you guys spent all day yesterday arguing how/if she’s obese, Christina Hendricks was busy telling Harper’s Bazaar how every single person regardless of gender or sexual orientation wants to take home a hulking slab of ginger:

On everyone wanting a ticket to Motorboat Euphoria:
“Women hit on me,” she chuckles. “My…

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2010

Christina Hendricks Smokes?

Or more importantly, Christina Hendricks has a head, arms, mouth, shoulders, neck, hands, legs, lower torso?!

Who’s doing this to me? WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIFE?!

Photos: Pacific Coast News

By: The Superficial / October 5, 2010
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