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Those Bastards Made Christie Brinkley Smile Next To Kate Upton

Christie Brinkley DGAF about losing to Kate Upton because one of them will still be hot for the next thousand years, and it’s not Titsy Normous. More »

Christie Brinkley Posed For The 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Christie Brinkley poses for The 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue at 63-years-old and with her daughters who have to love these moments. More »

The Concrete Evidence of Christie Brinkley’s Immortality I Missed

Christie Brinkley is 62? There’s no fucking way. More »

Jessica Simpson To Christie Brinkley: ‘You Made My Husband Jizz LOL’

Jessica Simpson is a case study in classy. More »

Jessica Simpson Was Christie Brinkley For Halloween? Why Not?

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson didn’t even hire Rick Baker? Heidi Klum will have them for breakfast. More »

Ireland Baldwin’s Topless

Welcome to part one of my three-part series, Fish Posts Photo Galleries Just For Him, So You Can Suck It, starting with Ireland Baldwin posing topless on Instagram. Which, granted, doesn’t include any nipples, but that’s only because the sight of them makes Alec Baldwin’s adamantium claws pop out, and then he slaughters an entire… More »

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful

Kate Upton’s giant breasts were at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful event last night, so I don’t know why I’m even writing anything else or bothering to point out that Christie Brinkley is an ageless vampire. Or wondering why I didn’t lead with Genevieve Morton who, honestly, looks way hotter than Kate,… More »

Christie Brinkley Still Looks Awesome and Other News

- Kate Hudson got engaged. [Huffington Post]

- Rob Lowe gave Laura Ingalls the shaft. [Popeater]

- Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin. [Dlisted]

– And she can use this gallery to research the role. [theCHIVE]

- Lindsay Lohan’s five-year plan includes winning an Oscar. [Lainey Gossip]
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Christie Brinkley Deserves Her Own Post

Yesterday, I committed a horrible crime by tossing just one photo of Christie Brinkley visiting Good Morning America into The Crap We Missed when really she deserved her own post which I’m remedying here. For those who don’t know, Christie is 57 and looks light years hotter than people three times younger than her. Shit,… More »

Christie Brinkley, yes. Yes, I do.

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