Posts tagged "Chrissy Teigen"

Chrissy Teigen Won’t Be Getting Jennifer Garner’d

Chrissy Teigen’s either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid. Either way, she should probably start wearing a helmet.

Photo Boy | September 11, 2015 - 12:26 pm

Chrissy Teigen Went Commando

Chrissy Teigen’s vulva doesn’t need a squad.

The Superficial | September 1, 2015 - 12:20 pm

It’s John Legend’s Naked Butt Now

Apparently it’s John Legend’s turn to be naked.

The Superficial | July 8, 2015 - 10:38 am

Chrissy Teigen’s Nipple Is Fighting Instagram Now

Chrissy Teigen’s nipple was pulled from Instagram. 1984 warned us this was going to happen.

The Superficial | June 30, 2015 - 11:28 am

Chrissy Teigen Is Naked Again

Chrissy Teigen is naked in DuJour. This is vital information.

The Superficial | May 28, 2015 - 12:17 pm

Chrissy Teigen’s Breasts Hosted The Billboard Music Awards

Chrissy Teigen’s breasts hosted the Billboard Music Awards which concludes our comprehensive-as-fuck coverage if you count three posts as comprehensive, and I do.

The Superficial | May 18, 2015 - 1:36 pm

The 2015 MET Gala

The 2015 MET Gala featuring Rihanna’s ginormous dress, Miley Cyrus’ pelvis, Kendall Jenner’s sideboob, and whatever the fuck’s on Sarah Jessica Parker’s head.

The Superficial | May 5, 2015 - 12:06 pm

What The Hell Is The White House Correspondents’ Dinner?

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner: Where journalists get to rub elbows with celebrities and politicians while the country rips itself apart around them.

The Superficial | April 27, 2015 - 11:07 am

I Forgot To Post Chrissy Teigen’s Breasts And That Is A Crime

Chrissy Teigen’s breasts should’ve been on here yesterday. I will now fall on my sword.

The Superficial | April 15, 2015 - 1:06 pm

Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central Roast Happened

Justin Bieber finally got his Comedy Central Roast and has promised to stop screaming in the middle of the supermarket. For the next five minutes. The clock starts now.

The Superficial | March 16, 2015 - 2:17 pm

Chrissy Teigen Is Topless

Chrissy Teigen poses topless for a photo shoot with John Legend because apparently marriage isn’t an joyless prison where happiness goes to die.

The Superficial | March 12, 2015 - 9:05 pm

The 87th Annual Academy Awards

Full Disclosure: Emma Stone and Jennifer Aniston are making this gallery look way more exciting than it really is. I genuinely feel bad tricking you with it.

The Superficial | February 23, 2015 - 10:15 am

It’s The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebration

Genevieve Morton’s giant breasts and some other people at last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebration.

The Superficial | February 11, 2015 - 12:29 pm

The Rest of The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

The other people at the Grammys who didn’t get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life.

The Superficial | February 9, 2015 - 12:41 pm

Kanye West Is A Dour Little Bitch

Are you having a good time at the Super Bowl? Well, Kanye West isn’t because motherfuckers in castles never smiled. FUCK YOU!

The Superficial | February 2, 2015 - 2:41 pm

The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

I probably should’ve checked if there are any more awards show this month because here’s the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson pic that justifies whatever it is…

The Superficial | January 12, 2015 - 12:36 pm

What The Hell Is A Charli XCX?

I have no idea who or what a Charli XCX is, but everybody apparently lost their shit yesterday over her outfits for the Billboard Women In Music Luncheon and Jingle Ball So here are those for you to potentially misplace your own shit over and then maybe have a little treasure hunt trying to find…

The Superficial | December 16, 2014 - 9:30 am

Chrissy Teigen Quits Twitter Thanks To Death Threats From Gun Nuts

If the Internet has proven itself to be anything these days, it’s an absolute butthouse of whiny man-children violently threatening women who dare say words about their precious toys. Only this time, it’s not about games for once, but about another beloved toy that totally isn’t dangerous, you guys, but if you say something about…

The Superficial | October 24, 2014 - 11:43 am

Jesus Christ, Chrissy Teigen In ‘Esquire’

Yesterday, we got to see Chrissy Teigen throwing out a drunken first pitch, and now here she is looking probably the hottest I’ve ever seen her look in Esquire whose pics I won’t steal because they can afford way better lawyers. I’d offer them a night with Photo Boy in return, but he’ll probably just…

The Superficial | August 7, 2014 - 1:15 pm
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