Posts tagged "Chris Pratt"

Hide Your Ovaries: Chris Pratt & Evans Visited Another Children’s Hospital

Chris Pratt and Chris Evans visited Seattle Children’s Hospital while Thor hosted ‘Saturday Night Live’ because Marvel owns everything now. Your mortgage means nothing.

By: The Superficial / March 9, 2015

Spielberg Wants To Direct New Indiana Jones Movie With Chris Pratt

Steven Spielberg wants to direct the new Indiana Jones movie that’s probably, almost definitely starring Chris Pratt.

By: The Superficial / February 24, 2015

Chris Pratt & Chris Evans Visit Children’s Hospital, Make Good On Super Bowl Bet

As part of their Super Bowl bet, both Chris Pratt and Chris Evans visited Christopher Haven’s children’s hospital in Boston today which was an awesome thing to do.

By: The Superficial / February 6, 2015

Chris Pratt Might Be Your New Indiana Jones Now

Chris Pratt already made Disney a shitload of money with Guardians of The Galaxy, “so fuck it, let’s put him in everything,” someone presumably said while wiping cocaine from his nose.

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

The ‘Jurassic World’ & ‘Parks And Rec’ Mashup You Knew Was Coming

Posted by Photo Boy

In my opinion, mashups should only exist if the soundtrack is entirely farts. I should know, I have a degree in Communications/Media and when I tell people that, they usually look at me like I just sharted. But since Chris Pratt is the Internet’s boyfriend until his squatting naked

By: Photo Boy / January 7, 2015

‘Burt Macklin Fights Dinosaurs’ Trailer For A Trailer And Other News

- Angelina Jolie slipped and let people see her smoking. TO THE DIVORCE-O-TRON! [Lainey Gossip]

- LeAnn Rimes to step-sons: “Why don’t you have a record deal at 11 like I did?!” [Fishwrapper]

- Kirk Cameron will tell you how to talk to gay people now. [Dlisted]

- Fingers

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014

And Now Chris Pratt Remembering Every Word From Eminem’s Verse In ‘Forgot About Dre’

While I did stupid shit like go to college, Chris Pratt spent the early 2000s living in a van in Maui where he smoked weed all day and listened to Eminem. And if you think I’m being sarcastic, I sit in a basement writing about famous tits while Chris Pratt’s basically Space Robert Downey Jr.

By: The Superficial / August 5, 2014

And Now For The Time Chris Pratt Showed Amy Poehler His Penis

Jimmy Fallon has completely turned me off to NBC late night talk shows because instead of actually engaging his guests in interesting conversations, he just makes them do a bunch of stupid viral bullshit so millennials will Tumblr/reddit/Tindrgrind it the next morning. (Por ejemplo.) Which is how I completely missed this Chris Pratt clip from…

By: The Superficial / July 31, 2014

I Love The Smell of Raccoons With Machine Guns In The Morning

Here’s the latest trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy where you get to find out what this movie will feel like with an actual score instead of classic rock hits. More importantly than whatever the hell I just said, you get to see the raccoon with a machine gun say a bunch of funny words,…

By: The Superficial / June 17, 2014

‘Guardians of The Galaxy’ Has A New Trailer

I’m sorry. Did the raccoon with a machine gun adjust his tiny raccoon crotch? *shoves life’s savings at monitor* Take it! TAKE MY MONEY NOW. (It’s like Roger Ebert’s back from the dead, I know. I miss him, too)

UPDATE: Replaced the top vid, but in case that one goes out, here’s the…

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2014

It’s The ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Trailer

Thanks to a shameless cross-promotion where Disney made you watch the trailer for a Disney movie during the middle of a Disney show, here’s the official trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy that premiered last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but only after an awkward sketch with Jon Snow, you sonofabitch, I wanted my machine

By: The Superficial / February 19, 2014

‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Has A Teaser For Its Trailer That Jimmy Kimmel Will Tease Trail Tonight

Thanks to Disney owning both ABC and Marvel, the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer will debut tonight during Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but since this is the Internet, naturally there’s a trailer for the trailer. And because I’m a sexless nerd, naturally I’m posting it. In the meantime, this has been shatted out countless times into…

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2014

Chris Pratt is Star-Lord in ‘Guardians of The Galaxy’

Chris Pratt gets to have sex with Anna Faris and now on top of that, he’s scored the lead in Marvel’s next superhero franchise Guardians of the Galaxy because he’s the son of The Devil. That’s the only explanation. The Devil ejaculated into a human woman, nine months later Chris Pratt popped out and said,…

By: The Superficial / February 6, 2013

Anna Faris in a bikini – on her honeymoon. Sonofabitch!

Here’s Anna Faris and her new husband Chris Pratt in Maui – where they eloped this weekend. That’s right, these two are not only together but married. I swear I will spend every minute of every day trying to win her heart away from this man. And fortunately it looks like she’s attracted to unbridled

By: The Superficial / June 21, 2009