Posts tagged "Chris Hemsworth"

So Three Days Is An ‘Age’ Now? A Review of Avengers: Age of Ultron

The Superficial Review of ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’…

By: The Superficial / May 1, 2015

Hide Your Ovaries: Chris Pratt & Evans Visited Another Children’s Hospital

Chris Pratt and Chris Evans visited Seattle Children’s Hospital while Thor hosted ‘Saturday Night Live’ because Marvel owns everything now. Your mortgage means nothing.

By: The Superficial / March 9, 2015

Scarlett Johansson Looks Like This Now

Scarlett Johansson had a baby four months ago. If the next words out of my word/fingers are, “What’s your excuse?” how quickly will this site be stampeded? Do I have time to pack?

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

And Now A Dancing, Soaking Wet Chris Hemsworth

Posted by Photo Boy

We do a lot for the fellas around here, straight questionably sexual predatory fellas in particular, so every now and then we like to toss you ladies and gay gents a bone (pun completely intended). That said, I’ll save my efforts at comedy, much like Jimmy Fallon ha…

By: Photo Boy / January 14, 2015

Stop Asking Serious Artist Baby Goose To Be ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ Girl

Posted by Photo Boy

Yesterday, we spent some time considering whether or not Thor could get us off harder than any other chiseled actor, and today, we’ll spend even more time thinking about one of the guys who didn’t get that honor. I want to make it perfectly clear that when we’re casually…

By: Photo Boy / November 20, 2014

Thor Is People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

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Thor: The Dark World was a pile of shit, but definitely included a gratuitous shirtless scene of Chris Hemsworth because we really are a race of slightly smarter apes who still kill each other over shiny objects. Which is why every year the magazine who’s very namesake would indicate…

By: Photo Boy / November 19, 2014

Comic-Con: ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron,’ And Oh Yeah, ‘Ant-Man,’ I Guess

Considering they have no less than 20 movies coming out at a time, Marvel gets the prime time-slot in Comic-Con’s Hall H where this year they wheeled out the entire cast of The Avengers: Age of Ultron – minus pregnant ScarJo – after an awkwardly brief Ant-Man panel. And if you’re wondering how to tell…

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Thor Shops At Bed Bath & Beyond

Because every once in a while I like to toss the ladies a (Hamm)bone after drowning them in a sea of bikinis, here’s Chris Hemsworth shopping at Bed Bath & Beyond. And in the likely chance I know jackshit about women and this does nothing for them, I added this little scenario to bring the…

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2014

Charlize Theron Somehow Convinced Sean Penn To Get Rid of His Guns, It’s A Mystery

Sean Penn used to bang Scarlett Johansson, yet at no point during their relationship did she convince him to get rid of his guns which is what happens when you get pregnant and abort a man’s baby. (Weird angles made me say that. They have my family!) Charlize Theron, on the other hand, knocked that…

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2014

By Odin’s Beard, These Things Need To Stop: A Review of ‘Thor: The Dark World’

“In the beginning, there was darkness. And in that darkness were elves (Yup, get on board.) with space ships and laser guns and grenades that fucking turned you into a black hole, and they were like, ‘Shit is better when it’s dark.’ But my dad was all like, ‘Dude, I don’t put on this sweet…

By: The Superficial / November 8, 2013

Hulk Hogan Wants To Be Played By Thor In Biopic

Oh, good, he remembered the Thermos penis. I like where this is going.

While everyone may be buzzing about BatGuy vs. Superperson or Iron Man & Friends: Age of Haha! You Still Haven’t Made Justice League, the real talk around Hollywood is the Hulk Hogan biopic which will make Rocky IV look like…

By: The Superficial / August 20, 2013

This ‘Thor: The Dark World’ Trailer Is Much Better

Back in April, Marvel released a trailer for Thor: The Dark World that was.. eh. But this time around for YouTube Geek Week they’ve brought the shitness, and by shitness I mean I mean way more Tom Hiddleston because Internets love Viking Katy Perry. (Click that on your own peril.) On top of that, you’ve…

By: The Superficial / August 7, 2013

‘Thor: The Dark World’ Has A Trailer Now

Here’s the official trailer for Thor: The Dark World and it’s, uh, it’s not very good. It definitely gives off a “We shot this in Croatian warehouses for as cheap as possible” vibe, but from what I’ve read, a large chunk of the movie takes place across the Nine Realms which I’ll assume is where…

By: The Superficial / April 23, 2013

Miley Cyrus’ Fiance Fled To Australia

Miley Cyrus quit Twitter last week after claiming she was sick of tabloid reports that Liam Hemsworth had cheated on her with January Jones and/or Emma Watson. But then she spent the days immediately after that walking around without her engagement ring on, and now People’s reporting Liam fled to Australia to get the fuck…

By: The Superficial / March 11, 2013

Tom Cruise Got Spanked By A Dude At Matt Damon’s Tranny Birthday Party

“YESSSSSSSSSSSS.”

Everything I just said in the headline but with more words and celebrity cameos. Via Page Six:

Cruise was spotted at Simon Hammerstein’s London club The Box to toast Damon’s 42nd birthday, along with “The Avengers” hunk Chris Hemsworth, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton and party organizer John Krasinski. “Tom arrived…

By: The Superficial / October 9, 2012

Kristen Stewart Dropped From ‘Snow White And The Huntsman’ Sequel, But Not Rupert Sanders

“I let the director lick my pussy! I mean, FREEEDOOMMM!”

While Robert Pattinson’s spending his week charming the pants off the world, Kristen Stewart has been unceremoniously dropped from The Snow White and The Huntsman sequel. However, Rupert Sanders is apparently still the director, so just assume he’s agreed to work for a…

By: The Superficial / August 15, 2012

Kristen Stewart Releases Statement Apologizing To Robert Pattinson For Cheating On Him. Wow.

In case you were wondering just how badly Us Weekly busted Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders (Above, not Thor), the married director of Snow White and The Huntsman, she just released a statement admitting the whole thing. Which is pretty impressive, if not unprecedented, considering her team was given a heads

By: The Superficial / July 25, 2012

Chris Hemsworth & Joe Manganiello Seem Like They Work Out

For the oft-neglected portion of The Superficial’s audience who are good sports during the plethora of bikini posts, here are shirtless pics of Chris Hemsworth and Joe Manganiello hitting Sydney and Miami beaches respectively even though both of them could be firing Louis Vuitton shoes and engagement rings out of their massive engorged wangs and…

By: The Superficial / June 18, 2012

It’s Thor Holding His Baby

“Stars of Asgard, this precious child is like a delicately wrapped sandwich filled with various meats and cheeses and perhaps even adorned with peppercorn.. Wench, I grow hungry!”

By voluminous request, here’s The Avengers/Thor star Chris Hemsworth holding his newborn daughter India Rose in London yesterday because if you didn’t know already, handsome…

By: The Superficial / May 17, 2012

Kristen Stewart Seems Lovely

Here’s Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth at the world premiere of Snow White and The Huntsman Keep in mind this is a movie where Kristen is supposed to be more beautiful than Charlize, so it’s good to see they really sold that by making Charlize look like a gorgeous model while Kristen flipped…

By: The Superficial / May 15, 2012
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